Michael Jackson

MICHAEL JACKSON’S KIDS WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY

When Michael Jackson died 13 years ago, he was actually in debt – and had sold Neverland. When he signed up for his last concert tour before he died, they leased a house for him to live in. But some very smart estate executors have been handling what money he had, and now his estate is worth 2 billion dollars! That means his three kids, Prince, 25, Paris, 24, and Bigi, 20, and his mother Katherine, 92, are set for life. Prince is the smart one – he graduated with honors from Loyola Marymount University (the first Jackson to do so?) and co-founded a charity called Heal Los Angeles. Why Paris and Bigi passed on higher education is a mystery, but it didn’t do them any good. Paris is currently singing in concerts across the country- believing, no doubt, that she inherited musical talent from her late father Michael. Sensible Prince does not claim that Michael was his biological father, just his father.

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PRINCE JACKSON IS IN LOVE

Who knew? Prince Jackson, the oldest son of Michael Jackson and brother of Paris Jackson, not only has a cute girlfriend – Molly Schirmang -but they are celebrating five years together. Most likely they met in college. We believe that Prince is the biological son of plastic surgeon Dr Arnold Klein and his nurse Debbie Rowe, although the subject seems to be verboten. Not only does Prince look more like his actual father every day, but he has inherited Arnie Klein’s brains and charming personality. Prince seems to be a sweetheart- he and his girlfriend love to travel together (sometimes by motorcycle) and he’s always working to raise money for his own charity called Heal Los Angeles that provides education for needy kids.

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LA TOYA JACKSON IS PRODUCING A MUSICAL ABOUT MICHAEL- AIMING FOR BROADWAY

LaToya Jackson is in Berlin where she appeared at a press conference for the show Forever, King Of Pop, which has been touring around Europe. Of course, the musical is all about her brother Michael Jackson, and apparently it has the approval of her family. LaToya must be getting a cut of the proceeds because she shows up at events like these and is listed as a producer. A Michael Jackson tribute artist named Lenny Jay is playing Michael, and it’s a bit horrifying to see that he actually had plastic surgery on his nose to duplicate the Jackson family nose job.

Above, La Toya Jackson in sunglasses(?) with Lenny Jay and a dancer from the show

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SUSPICIOUS MINDS WANT TO KNOW: WILL LISA MARIE PRESLEY TELL ALL?

We can’t stop thinking about Lisa Marie Presley’s new book – she’s writing her autobiography (“to set the record straight”) which will cover her childhood with her father Elvis, as well as her four marriages. She was married to Michael Jackson for two years, Nicolas Cage after that, as well as two Scientologists. She obviously has some hot scoop to spill about Elvis and Michael Jackson, because the publisher gave her over three million dollars up front. Timing couldn’t be better after the Finding Neverland documentary. Lisa has insisted she and Michael had a “normal” sex life, but she did allude to his drug abuse and flakey “entourage.” Lisa has always seemed rather spoiled and ill-tempered, but we were impressed when she left Scientology in 2016. Will she have the courage to criticize the cult? Sadly, her daughter, actress Riley Keough, above, is still a Scientologist.

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SUDDENLY IT APPEARS THAT BARBRA STREISAND IS NOT SO SMART, AFTER ALL

We are ABSOLUTELY APPALLED by Barbra Streisand’s remarks about the documentary Finding Neverland- AND her lame apology. She said she absolutely believed the victims James Safechuck and Wade Robson, but she blamed their MOTHERS more than she seemed to blame Michael Jackson for the abuse! She said the kids were THRILLED to spend time with Jackson and “it didn’t kill them.” Worst of all, she dismissed Michael Jackson’s horrible behavior with “his sexual needs were his sexual needs, coming from whatever childhood he had or whatever DNA he had.” Hello Barbra- abusing children is a CHOICE, and not inherited! She topped it off with that incredibly stupid line about “he was always nice to ME” – right, Bill Cosby was nice to lots of people when he wasn’t drugging and raping young women. When the backlash started, Barbra tried to backtrack her statements, but it was too late…

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THE REAL REASON R KELLY FLIPPED OUT ON TV

R Kelly has been very smug and superior about sexual abuse charges against him – no doubt fortified by the fact that he has triumphed in court before. But EVERYTHING changed after the Michael Jackson doc Leaving Neverland aired last weekend. Viewers learned exactly HOW an abuser (especially a wealthy and famous one) can seduce and entrap a victim – and keep the victim from complaining. They also learned WHY it often takes YEARS for victims to confess the truth. Jackson’s two accusers were so sincere and believable that many minds have been changed. Accusations against R Kelly are similar and he now KNOWS he’s more likely to be found guilty and face prison. THAT’S what set him off on that crazy tirade. The public is smartening up and his days are numbered thanks to that documentary.

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PARIS JACKSON: DEFINITELY NOT IN REHAB

The English tabloids have Paris Jackson checked into rehab because she is so devastated by the new documentary, Finding Neverland, about Michael Jackson’s child abuse accusers. We hear the documentary details the molestation of two of Michael’s now grown up accusers. The victims were too embarrassed and intimidated to accuse Michael when he was alive, but apparently the ME TOO movement inspired them to tell the truth now that they are grown up. NOBODY wants to think of Michael as a sexual predator, but we hear this film is very convincing. Regardless, Paris is NOT in rehab – you can clearly see she is shopping on Melrose Avenue with a new long-haired boyfriend and an observer noted that his neck was “covered with hickeys.” So it looks like Paris WILL survive!

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PEOPLE TELL PARIS JACKSON SHE HAS A VOICE LIKE HER FATHER (REALLY?)

Yes, that’s Paris Jackson (on the right) lugging her guitar into The Viper Room on Sunset- she does love to sing and we are constantly amazed that people tell her she inherited her voice from her father Michael Jackson. Okay, Michael may have taught her and encouraged her to sing, but special abilities can only be inherited from a BIOLOGICAL father. It’s clear to everyone but Paris that her beloved father Michael shared a lot of love, but no DNA with her She is convinced that she is black and no one – not even her relatives – question her belief. Maybe the supposition that she shares Michael’s talent gives her the courage to perform…so that’s not a bad thing… (Someday Paris may discover she inherited a knack for dermatology)

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COREY FELDMAN: STILL TOURING WITH HIS ANGELS

We can’t decide if Corey Feldman, 46, aspires to be the next Michael Jackson or the next Hugh Hefner. Most likely a twisted combination of both. His weird fashion and the fact that he tours with his all female band “Corey Feldman & the Angels” (if you haven’t seen their Today Show performance, you must) implies that he would like a chunk of Michael Jackson’s popstar fame and fortune. And the fact that he takes “blondes of good character” under his wing and promotes their careers (sometimes they live with him) is reminiscent of Hugh Hefner. Oh, and he married a blonde (his wife Courtney in the sailor dress) who doesn’t seem to mind having the other girls around.

(Above, Corey is happy at the “It” premier with his wife and another Angel.)