Madonna

ROCCO RITCHIE: LOSE THE MUSTACHE!

Turns out Madonna’s 22 year old son Rocco Ritchie is not the loser some people predicted he would turn out to be. We’ve long had a soft spot for him due to his preference for vintage clothing. He shops at thrift stores and flea markets and looks adorable in his mid-century attire (We could actually live without that mustache, however) For the past few years Rocco has been studying and producing art and he’s quite successful, using the name “Rhed.” London art dealers like his work and his paintings sell for around $25,000! Rocco’s father Guy Ritchie has a scene in his new movie called Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre featuring actors admiring and discussing “Rhed’s” paintings.

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MADONNA: FORGET ABOUT THE GRAMMYS

When Madonna posts a photo of herself on social media, you just KNOW there’s a very specific reason. It’s not impulsive. We’re analyzing this recent pic to figure out what she’s thinking. First of all, it LOOKS like she’s not wearing makeup – and looks darn good. Also she wants you to note that the injection induced “facial swelling” that caused an uproar at the Grammys and had her griping about misogyny and ageism, is gone. We’re not sure about the shaggy red hair – is it real or a wig? Only time will tell…

Photo: Instagram

MADONNA AND BOB THE DRAG QUEEN ARE GOING TO FLORIDA

Madonna has a problem. She’s kicking off her Celebration tour this summer and as usual she has a few stops planned in Florida. That normally wouldn’t be a big deal, but the state recently enacted some new laws which basically ban drag performances, and Madonna’s opening act is none other than Bob The Drag Queen! Bob is a gender bending artist whose big break was on RuPaul’s Drag Race. A tour insider says that Madonna isn’t one to go along with the law, although event organizers have suggested she REPLACE her opening act for her Florida shows. Madonna’s refusing to budge, so her shows COULD get shut down or the venues where she’s performing get fined, or even lose their liquor licenses…

Photo: Bob the Drag Queen

MADONNA’S DAUGHTER IS TRYING WAY TOO HARD

That’s putting it mildly. Lourdes Leon is only 26 years old and nice looking, but she makes herself appear considerably older and hard edged. For starters, she doesn’t need all that HEAVY makeup- models in Paris are fresh-faced and natural these days. Lourdes looks like a female rapper who ‘s been around the block more than a few times. Her outfit is enough to scare the nice guys away and it hints at desperation. She wore this to the Mugler H&M Global Launch Event  in New York and we saw dozens of photos of her. She wasn’t smiling in a single one of them…this girl needs a makeunder.

 

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MADONNA: CONCERT OR FASHION SHOW?

Madonna just announced her upcoming world tour celebrating 40 plus years as a musical icon and the show will be a fashionista’s dream. Prepare to get an eyeful of Madonna. On past tours Madonna would rely on one designer to create costumes – this time she’s spreading the love and plans on using as many designers as she can get. Her longtime collaborator, Jean Paul Gaultier is just one of many she’s leaning on to create some showstoppers. Also on the list – Donatella Versace, Dolce & Gabbana and Stella McCartney -just to name a few. She’s also planning to hire up-and-coming designers to create some original looks so fans can expect PLENTY of costume changes. Her iconic Gaultier cone bra is already getting revamped for the tour. If her bleached eyebrows and gold teeth (above) are any indication- her costumes will be outrageous…

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MADONNA: DITCH THE FUR!

Bad idea. Madonna posted a series of sexy photos of herself in heels and what appears to be a real fur coat, captioned “In the Mood for Love” while the Miles Davis song of the same name played. And you know she MEANS it, because she brought out the fishnets. Even her most devoted fans are irate because she is squirming and caressing this fur coat, implying that she has no regard for animals. Fur coats are no longer sexy. Or acceptable. (And it might be a good idea to stop bleaching the eyebrows…)

 

Photo: Instagram

WHAT BRITNEY AND MADONNA HAVE IN COMMON

Everybody’s heard about Britney Spears teenage sons and their embarrassment because their mother keeps posting sexy – sometimes nude- photos of herself. Britney continues to post the pix and the kids continue to avoid her. Madonna’s oldest offspring are in their 20’s and we haven’t HEARD any complaints from Rocco or Lourdes. Rocco Ritchie just MIGHT have made his feelings known when he abruptly moved to London to live with his father a few years ago. He did not inherit his mother’s naughty sense of style – he loves vintage mid-century tweedy clothes and looks adorable.) Madonna’s daughter Lourdes Leon went the other way – she’s apparently NOT at all embarrassed by her mother – in fact she’s inspired to follow in mom’s footsteps with naughty photos in skimpy clothing.

WHO’S NUTTIER? BRITNEY OR MADONNA?

Two mega-successful female celebrities have chosen to exhibit their madness on Instagram and there’s no stopping them!

Britney Spears started performing on Instagram while her conservancy was still in place. She repeatedly films herself “sexy-dancing,” pushing her skimpy shorts down to show her tattoos, while she repetitiously hurls her arms in all directions, spins in awkward circles and wildly shakes her uncombed extensions. Sometimes she posts nudes- thoroughly embarrassing her sons.

Not so long ago, Madonna discovered photoshopping and she cannot resist giving herself a new, decades younger face in numerous photos featuring an array of hair colors. Emboldened by her youthful self, she broke up with her boyfriend, pulled on her fishnet tights, and started hunting for a new lover. Her latest attention-seeking device is questioning her sexuality. Is she bisexual – like so many of the kids today? Or hungry for attention?  Madonna is embarrassing her fans…

Photos: Instagram

RIHANNA HAS COME A LONG WAY, BABY

Rihanna looks ultra-confident as she steps out for an evening in New York. And she should. Rihanna’s only 34 and she’s already the second best-selling female music artist of all time. The FIRST best-selling female happens to be Rihanna’s idol and her biggest influence – Madonna. Rihanna admits she patterned her career after Madonna and it has made her a billionaire. Now she has bypassed Taylor Swift and nabbed the prestigious job of performing at the Super Bowl halftime 2023. She’s come a LONG way since Chris Brown

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MADONNA: STILL ON THE PROWL

Madonna is wasting no time in the hunt for a new boyfriend. Dressed to kill as usual, she turned up at the Don’t Worry Darling after-party at the Bowery Hotel. It’s interesting to note that she now carries a small cross-body purse when she goes out clubbing- something she wasn’t in the habit of doing before. Not sure if she arrived with this guy in black, but she left with him, and he looks like her type…

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