Kylie Jenner

KYLIE JENNER DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE HER (?)

Now why would that be? Kylie Jenner just had dinner at Nobu in Malibu with her friend, singer Harry Hudson, Caitlyn Jenner (her father) and Caitlyn’s roommate Sophia Hutchins. Everybody walked out looking happy, but Kylie spotted a paparazzi and immediately made a big deal about ducking and covering her face. The others looked surprised at her reaction. Was Kylie embarrassed by the Forbes “youngest billionaire” scandal? Or does she just hate having her photo taken without benefit of photoshopping? You be the judge…

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KYLIE JENNER DECEIVED FORBES MAGAZINE – SHE’S NOT A BILLIONAIRE!

How funny is the news that Kylie Jenner and her mother Kris Jenner submitted FAKE documents to Forbes magazine so she could claim the title of Youngest Billionaire – thanks to her cosmetic company? She stole the title from Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg, who became a billionaire at 23. The situation illustrates just how FAR the Kardashians will go to gain publicity. Lying is obviously never out of the question – remember, Kylie lied about her lip fillers for years before reluctantly telling the truth. Caught in the act, Kylie was dismissive and responded to Forbes “We’re in a pandemic- don’t you have bigger things to think about?”

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KANYE WEST IS CRAZY JEALOUS OF KYLIE JENNERS SUCCESS!

We didn’t realize that Kanye West was steaming mad when Forbes magazine’s annual Billionaire’s List featured Kylie Jenner, but NOT HIM! West said he felt “snubbed” and “disrespected” and immediately sent Forbes information documenting his assets, along with a grammatically challenged text complaining that they didn’t give him credit “because of his race.” Forbes examined his information and calculated his worth at slightly over a billion dollars, but Kanye insists they can’t add – he’s worth 3 billion and wants to flaunt it!

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THE JENNERS WHEN THEY WERE JUST ANOTHER FAMILY

Came across this cute photo of Bruce Jenner and his two adorable daughters Kendall and Kylie. Little did he know back then that his little girls would grow up to be rich and famous. And little did they know that their dad would become a woman. That can’t be an easy thing to adjust to, and we have to admire the girls for accepting the situation and loving their dad.

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ELVIS THE DOG NEARLY FELL FOR JORDYN WOODS TOO

Hard to believe that Jordyn Woods, 21, would turn on the Kardashians and cuddle up with Khloe’s baby-daddy Tristan Thompson. Kylie Jenner made her best friend famous just by hanging with her and having her costar on her short-lived reality series Life of Kylie. Her friendship with the Kardashians opened doors for Jordyn – and she parlayed her fame into businesses of her own. And Kylie generously allowed Jordyn to live in her guest house FREE! We can’t believe Jordyn bit the hands that fed her – nothing good can come of this!
Above, Jordyn attempted to seduce our dog Elvis – he was tempted, but didn’t stray…

L.A. DOES HAVE THE BEST LOOKING COPS

The fan that pointed out that Kylie Jenner’s baby Stormi looks more like Kylie’s bodyguard Tim Chung than boyfriend Travis Scott made a brilliant observation. 26 year old part-time security guard Chung is an LA policeman and an occasional model. That observant fan has made him a mini-celebrity and now he has over half a million followers on Instagram. Tim has worked off and on for the Kardashian family guarding other sisters and kids. Actually Stormi would be genetically luckier if Tim WAS her dad – he’s a lot better looking than rapper Travis Scott.

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THE REAL REASON KYLIE JENNER WAS IN HIDING: HER LIPS GOT SMALL!

Kardashian fans knew all along that Kylie Jenner was pregnant and hiding out for some reason these past few months before she gave birth. She wasn’t staying home because she didn’t want to be seen looking plump and pregnant. The REAL reason she was IN HIDING is because doctors refuse to inject fillers into pregnant women! Kylie is very dependent on her regular cosmetic procedures to maintain her lip volume -and who knows what else on her face. With no treatments, Kylie was reminded of what she used to look like as a young teen and she HATED it. She actually didn’t want to be seen without her big lips!

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KYLIE JENNER IS TURNING HERSELF INTO A BLOW-UP SEX DOLL

She’s only nineteen, but Kylie Jenner is fast becoming every mother of a teenager’s worst nightmare. She posted this photo of her freshly inflated lips to promote her newest Lip Kit. (Reminds us of those wax Halloween lips) When it comes to her assets, Kylie figures The Bigger The Better. She is now one of the top moneymakers in the family. It’s sad, but she has a huge teen online following who ape her every move and education is NOT on her agenda. Lip fillers, false eyelashes, and inflated body parts are what her fans dream about -and save their money for….

KYLIE JENNER IS NOW THE BIGGEST EARNING KARDASHIAN

It’s a frightening prospect, but Kylie Jenner caused a mob scene at the Topanga Mall today when she opened her pop-up store selling Lip-Kits and a few garments. The crowd started lining up at 9 PM last night and some came from as far as New Jersey. That’s what happens when you have 80 million Instagram followers. Kylie, 19, is now out-earning the rest of her Kardashian family members – she pulled in 18 million this year! The shop will stay open until December 23 or until the merchandise sells out.

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CAITLYN JENNER DOESN’T “THINK LIKE A WOMAN”

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Caitlyn Jenner got a spray tan to celebrate Kylie’s 18th birthday at Nobu in Malibu this weekend. And if you look closely at the photo above featuring Kris, Kylie, Kim, and Caitlyn – Caitlyn IS the best dressed one in the family. Fashion notwithstanding, we still don’t think Caitlyn “thinks like a woman” and never will. She was, after all, one of the first people to run out and see Tom Cruise’s new Mission Impossible action movie, which is NOT a big draw for females…

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