Kid Rock

KID ROCK COULD BE FOOLING US

Kid Rock is gearing up for his Bad Reputation tour starting on April 6 in Indiana and we had to laugh at reporter Roger Friedman’s comments. Friedman claims Kid Rock (real name Robert Ritchie) is a total phony and his new album Bad Reputation is designed to attract beer swilling rednecks, but the singer is not really one himself. He says Kid Rock is no hick – he grew up in a mansion and lives in one now and is all vaxxed and masked. Despite his upbringing, he aligns himself with the gun-toting right wing Ted Nugent, and enjoys fooling his fans. Not sure if Kid Rock knows his tour has been laughingly renamed “The Superspreader Tour…

KID ROCK AND HIS MISPLACED MACHISMO

It will be interesting to see how Kid Rock’s Bad Reputation tour 2022 pans out since he announced that he won’t perform at any venues that require vaccinations or masks. His tour starts April 6 and runs to June 15. He assured fans that they will get refunds if the venues still have Covid mandates by the dates of his scheduled concerts. He’s making a big deal out of his macho anti-vax posturing, but if the rest of us are careful, Covid might have subsided and mandates be dropped by his start date- or he will lose a lot of money. Uncooperative Buffalo and Toronto already backed OFF the tour list and most of Rock’s concerts are in small towns in the South and Midwest, so he might get lucky. But he’s still obnoxious.

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KID ROCK: THE MOST SICKENING PHOTO OF THE WEEK

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This photo turns the stomach in SO many ways. Does it feed Kid Rock’s enormous male ego to shoot a mountain lion? He took the life of this beautiful creature for no particular reason, and he couldn’t be more proud and happy. He and his friend feel like big heroes. Killing the lion is bad enough – being PROUD of that fact is disturbing beyond words. How some men can take pleasure from such an act is unimaginable.
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COME TO THINK OF IT, JUSTIN BIEBER AND VANILLA ICE DO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON

Leave it to Kid Rock to sum up his opinion of Justin Bieber in two words “Vanilla Ice!” Rock predicts that Bieber’s career will follow the same downhill trajectory as the 80’s white hip hop singer. ”It’s gonna be a long ride down.” he told Howard Stern. Kid Rock also predicted that Bieber would be seduced by drugs in the June GQ magazine. We are fascinated by the fashion and hair similarities the two share. Vanilla Ice (Robert Van winkle) was last seen flipping houses in Florida on cable TV.

PAMELA ANDERSON: BADA BING!

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A few important details were left out of the Pam Anderson Kid Rock story in Las Vegas. You may have read elsewhere that Kid Rock got riled up when he heard Pam left a Vegas party with her ex Tommy Lee and he broke down a hotel door to confront them. Kid Rock was misinformed. Actually Pam did NOT hang out in Las Vegas with Tommy. She was with a group of friends that included her new buddy Heidi Fleiss and billionaire Steve Bing. The group spent a comparatively quiet evening together. If Pam DID have a date with Steve recently, it couldn’t have gone TOO badly because they’re still palling around. We predict that Bing is gradually insinuating himself into Pam’s life even though he is not her type. He’s hoping that he will “grow on her.” With his money, stranger things have happened.

PAMELA ANDERSON WANTS KID OUT OF THE PICTURE

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Talk about a bummer family Thanksgiving. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock must have had the Thanksgiving From Hell – far worse than most of us can even imagine. Picture the escalating domestic scene tthat bubbled to the surface over the long weekend and caused them to both abandon their wedding vows with such a vengeance. Relatives must have retreated in terror. The Ritchies actually raced each other to be first to file for divorce early Monday after the holiday weekend. Apparently it took less than four months for the couple to remember exactly what broke them up the first time they ALMOST got married a few years ago. Guess what – Kid still likes to drink and party with groupies on the road. And guess what again – Pam still likes to call the shots.