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NIKKI SIXX HAS A HOT NEW GIRLFRIEND – NO, IT’S NOT WHO YOU THINK!

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Rocker Nikki Sixx got himself a new girlfriend who bears a striking resemblance to Lindsay Lohan – only taller and slimmer. He and his mystery woman were seen leaving the Arclight theater. He was reportedly very upset when his exgirlfriend Kat Von D became engaged to Jesse James the first time around, but he wasn’t so bothered by their latest engagement.

KAT VON D WISED UP ABOUT JESSE JAMES BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE

We had to laugh when we heard that Kat Von D has tweeted that she is “no longer with Jesse (James) and that’s ALL I’d like to share!” (Kat and Sandra Bullock’s cast-off Jesse James have been engaged since January.) Obviously she doesn’t want anybody asking questions about exactly WHAT split up the happy couple, but the clues are very evident. Jesse claims the distance between them was “just too much.” (He lives in Austin, Kat lives in LA.) Pardon us, but didn’t Jesse the cheater use that SAME EXCUSE when Sandra was on location working? Looks like Kat caught Jesse in the act of rebuilding his ego with another woman. Our verdict: Kat has dodged a bullet, and she’s starting to think that maybe Sandra was RIGHT.

JESSE JAMES ATTEMPTS TO GLAMORIZE HIS SLEAZY IMAGE IN HIS BOOK “AMERICAN OUTLAW”

We get the feeling that Jesse James, 42, thinks his new book “American Outlaw” will reveal him to be a macho man and lovable bad boy who couldn’t tolerate his ex-wife Sandra Bullock’s phony Hollywood life. But from what we’ve seen, it exposes him as a misogynist and a shallow coward. He said he felt “trapped” in his marriage to his “high class wife who wasn’t some whore in the back of a Daytona nightclub.” Apparently, in his twisted mind – there are “good girls” and “whores” and he’s more comfortable with the latter. He admits he asserted his masculine independence with infidelity. (Wake up, Kat!)

FYI: The book title comes from Jesse’s claim that he is related to the infamous cowboy outlaw Jesse James, yet he refused to prove it by genealogy or DNA, when given the opportunity.

KAT VON D AND JESSE JAMES: SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO SHAME

Engaged couple Kat Von D and Jesse James are both addicted to fame and apparently they want to share their love affair with the whole world. They’ve been pitching a newlywed style show around Hollywood and have already been filming scenes together. It’s surprising, since Jesse’s split with Sandra Bullock earned him a horrible reputation, you’d think he’d want to hide under a rock. But Jesse hopes a reality show will reveal his good side. If there is one.

ARE YOU LISTENING KAT? JESSE SAYS 2010 WAS THE BEST YEAR OF HIS LIFE!

Yes that was QUITE a year! Jesse James was caught cheating in a massive way on his respectable and generous wife Sandra Bullock. We were all so happy, but a tad concerned, when Sandra chose to marry an “ordinary guy” – Jesse James built a successful business out of customizing motorcycles. The Princess chose to marry a commoner. His grammar wasn’t perfect, and he had a lot of tattoos, but she believed in him. So we did too. He turned out to be a despicable arrogant cad. Sandra was the best thing that ever happened to Jesse’s kids. Did he care what happened to THEM? Apparently Jesse’s new fiance Kat Von D is foolish enough to think she can change this lout.

KAT VON D CHOOSES TO IGNORE JESSE JAMES’ TRACK RECORD

Something is going on here and it’s more than romance. Suddenly Jesse James is ENJOYING having paparazzi trail him. He’s POSING. (Remember, if Jesse were seeing an unknown stripper, paps probably wouldn’t be following him.) He and Kat Von D visited her tattoo shop L.A. Ink with great fanfare, they went to gas up her Bentley, and then they had lunch at the super high visibility Urth Caffe in West Hollywood. On top of that, Kat, 28, confessed that she’s in “love” with Jesse and that he’s “The One” at a red carpet event last night. Can you imagine her leaping into this relationship without an ounce of caution? There’s more to this than meets the eye.

KAT VON D: CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED ABOUT JESSE JAMES

Jesse James has been mouthing off that he cheated on Sandra Bullock because she was away making movies all the time. What’s a guy supposed to DO? Now that he’s dating Kat Von D, he’s presented with another dilemma. She lives and does her show “L.A. Ink” in Los Angeles, and he just moved to Austin, Texas! Evidently Kat will just have to factor in cheating as part of THEIR long distance relationship also.

WE TOLD YOU SO: JESSE JAMES AND KAT VON D ARE DATING!

Back in June we told you that Sandra Bullock was aware that her estranged husband Jesse James was a big fan of L.A. Ink reality star Kat Von D while they were still married. At that time she didn’t suspect any funny business on Jesse’s part. Sneaky Jesse made it clear to Kat that he’d like to hook up – however, she never responded. (And we admired her for that.) Now that Jesse’s divorce is over, Kat apparently relented and she and Jesse were seen together in Las Vegas this weekend, dining at the Palms and holding hands, according to People magazine. So Jesse got his wish in the end.

SANDRA BULLOCK KNEW JESSE JAMES WAS A BIG FAN OF KAT VON D

Sandra Bullock has a little piece of information about Jesse James that she’s been keeping to herself. As if she didn’t have ENOUGH reasons to divorce him, she has long suspected that he has the hots for tattoo artist Kat Von D. According to a pal, Sandra has no reason to believe they have ever been intimate, but it wasn’t for lack of trying on Jesse’s part. “Jesse tried to hook up with Kat while he was married to Sandra” an insider has revealed. “He let it be known he was very attracted to her, but she ignored him, and that was that.” Kudos to Kat.