June Shannon

HONEY BOO BOO: A DOLLAR STILL MAKES HER HOLLER

While we were busy thinking about Covid and other things…Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson) grew up – a whole lot! She’s 15 now and in the 8th grade.(?) She is also either 4’4” or 4’11” tall – depending who you ask. Her mother June Shannon admits she blew all her TV money on drugs during the past year and recently got out of rehab. Just in time, the family is reuniting for yet another series: Mama June: Road to Redemption. In preparation for the new series, Alana has been investigating long nails and “stripper lashes” as you can see above.

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MAMA JUNE’S DIET SECRET: CRACK COCAINE

Does Mama June Shannon know how lucky she was to land TWO reality shows? Here comes Honey Boo Boo was canceled by TLC in 2014 when it turned out June was dating a child molester. Incredibly, June was able to land another show, From Not to Hot, documenting her 200 pound weight loss and cosmetic surgeries. To no one’s surprise, the pounds started creeping back, and June turned to smoking crack with her latest criminal boyfriend. Will her Alabama bust incite WEtv to cancel her new show? Or will they just give her a NEW series documenting her adventures in rehab…

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HONEY BOO BOO’S MOTHER JUNE ROLLS OUT THE RED CARPET GLAMOUR

Honey Boo Boo’s mother June Shannon has started attending red carpet events and she had quite a makeover before her recent appearance at the GLAAD Awards in New York. Updated hair and makeup reveal her glamorous aspirations. She now claims to have lost 112 pounds “without trying” during the past year and we still raise an eyebrow in doubt. Her chin is obviously not keeping up with this astonishing but not-so-apparent weight loss.

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