Janice Dickinson

Janice Dickinson was rather subdued when she entered Fubar – the West Hollywood gay bar – Friday night with a “cute preppy guy around 25 years old.” Was he a boyfriend, a makup artist, a nephew? A model from her show? They seemed friendly, but not overtly affectionate. Nobody could figure it out. Janice carried a bottle of water (the Lindsay Lohan ploy) but every time she spoke to someone she took a sip of their beer. Reminds us of smokers who are trying to quit by only smoking other peoples cigarettes. “Sober” Janice didn’t totally disappoint the crowd- before she left she whipped off her jacket and danced around in her black lace bra.

Salespeople at a certain fancy shop on Robertson WINCED when they saw Janice Dickinson headed for the store recently. On her last visit to the shop she was described as” falling down drunk” – she made a loud scene- and after she left, they discovered she had puked all over their bathroom and left without saying a word about it. Disgruntled employees had to clean it up. So they were surprised to see her return as if nothing had happened. She piled up about $25,000 worth of clothing on the counter that she wanted for ‘her TV show” She said “We’ll pick these up tomorrow.” She didn’t come back. But three weeks later she returned and started pulling things again, demanding a “celebrity discount.” No discount. On top of that, her credit card was declined as over the limit. She could only purchase to a few small items. Once more, employees had to put back all the clothing she had piled on the counter. Imagine what the people on Janice’s TV show have to go through!

Janice Dickinson still knows how to have a good time – and for that, we gossip writers have to thank her. The reality star of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency appeared at On The Rox to see the ban Shaban last week. She obviously had eyes for a bandmember and hung with the group before they performed, downing tequila shots one after another. Our observer lost count after six or seven. At one point she announced to a server “I don’t pay for ANYTHING!” and continued to drink, presumably as a guest of the band. While Shaban performed, Janice sat at the bar and threw olives and cherries and limes at them, laughing raucously. She became slurry and loose limbed and had to hold onto the bar for support. At one point she flashed her bra at the band. Finally, she slumped into a stupor, and the long haired lead singer carried her out at 1 AM.

Janice Dickinson is first in line to borrow designer clothes for all occasions, but those designers aren’t thrilled to see her at their door. A fashion insider revealed “She borrows dresses two sizes too small – especially around the bustline.” (Janice admits she has generously augmented her breasts.) “THAT means when Janice makes appearances or is photographed in the designers creations, they’re bursting at the seams and look cheap and trashy. NOT a great testimonial! ” For that reason, one major designer with a shop in Beverly Hills has STOPPED lending Janice clothes and she’s OUTRAGED. One more reason to watch her new show The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency on the Oxygen network.