Gloria Allred

GLORIA ALLRED: WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?

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Gloria Allred MUST be having second thoughts about getting involved with Rachel Uchitel. Rachel denied the National Enquirer story linking her with Tiger Woods but she’s been caught in a number of lies. Rachel said she didn’t even KNOW the source who sold the story to the Enquirer, and the tabloid promptly produced photos of Rachel partying with the source. Radaronline.com has found out that Tiger booked and paid for Rachel’s trip to Australia where she denies they had a tryst. Gloria must be looking askance at her client and we wonder how she will get out of this gracefully.

EDDIE MURPHY: BEWARE OF A SMILING GLORIA ALLRED!

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Uh oh. Things are NOT looking rosy for Eddie Murphy. Apparently tenacious lawyer Gloria Allred is getting involved in Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown’s paternity case against Eddie. Mel’s sporting a pushup bra and Gloria is dolled up in a faux Chanel suit. They’re leaving Mr Chow with decidedly triumphant looks on their faces and we bet Eddie is going to PAY dearly for not using a condom.

GLORIA ALLRED: SHAME ON YOU!

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We usually LOVE Gloria Allred but we are very upset by the bogus lawsuit she may file against Borat. (The etiquette lady he fooled in the movie is angry.) Gloria – WHAT HAPPENED to your sense of humor? We fear that Gloria and her legal compatriots can’t take a joke. And THAT is truly a crime. We wonder if Gloria could possibly have sat through Borat without laughing her head off. So WHAT if Sacha Baron Cohen poked fun at a few people – since when is that against the law? We were thrilled by Cohen’s lack of political correctness – especially since he skewered everyone equally. We should all laugh at ourselves, not sue each other. Has Gloria forgotten how to have a good time? This mounting pile of tacky lawsuits by the people Borat fooled is an embarrassment to all Americans WITH a sense of humor.