Dennis Rodman

DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING DENNIS RODMAN TELLS YOU

We just learned that a movie is being made about a debauched weekend in 1998 that Dennis Rodman spent in Las Vegas called “48 Hours in Vegas.” This weekend happened right after his team won the 1998 NBA Championships. We remember it well because Dennis Rodman turned out to be a liar. Back then we were writing the gossip column for Star Magazine and we got a call from a source in Las Vegas who could barely contain his laughter. It was around 9AM and the source said he just came across Dennis Rodman passed out cold in the hallway of the hotel the guy was staying at. People had to step over the loudly snoring Rodman to get to their rooms. He must have had QUITE a night. Since we didn’t see this in person, we later contacted Dennis to make sure the item was accurate. He DENIED everything and we had to kill the story. Later, several other sources swore it was 100% true. Dennis’s LIE was a big disappointment. Above, we found this vintage photo of Dennis at a party when we were pumping him for info about his then-girlfriend Madonna and looking for a Madonna tattoo!

DENNIS RODMAN IS MOUTHING OFF AGAIN-AND MADONNA MIGHT NOT LIKE IT

We can’t WAIT to hear Madonna’s response to Dennis Rodman’s claim that she once offered him two million dollars to get her pregnant. He went on to say that he figured Carlos Leon had the same deal when Lourdes was born. Keep in mind, Dennis is a liar. When we worked for Star, a source called from Las Vegas claiming that he saw Dennis Rodman naked and passed out in the hallway of his hotel. Dennis adamantly denied it, but later it was proved to be absolutely true. Dennis also claims he didn’t steal from that yoga store, but they have him ON FILM doing just that! So Madonna’s comments might be very interesting…

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Above, Guy Oseary, Madonna, and Dennis Rodman, back in the day

DENNIS RODMAN: HOT FUN IN THE SUMMERTIME

Coachella, with an abundance of feel-good substances, could be a risky place for Dennis Rodman, who left rehab just a few months ago after a DUI arrest. Due to his past habit of cross-dressing and wearing make-up, Dennis is STILL insisting to anyone who’ll listen that he isn’t gay. It’s kinda funny that Coachella is loaded with models and scantily clad women, but Dennis is the one carrying an umbrella to block the sun. And he’s wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap! This former NBA star has eccentricities to burn…

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DENNIS RODMAN IS DICTATOR KIM JONG UN’S PUPPET

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Dennis Rodman’s very public meltdown must have been a joy for North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to behold. We think Kim is USING Rodman to point out to his fellow countrymen how ignorant and backward Americans really are. Dennis’s nonsensical raving is enough to scare any North Korean citizen. On Rodman’s fourth visit to the repressive country he brought a team of basketball players and put on an exhibition game for Kim’s birthday. You can bet they were all paid HANDSOMELY. Rodman is obviously still an alcoholic, probable drug abuser, and has a few loose screws. Who better to represent the capitalistic American people? Kim Jong Un is many things, but not a fool.

DENNIS RODMAN: THROWING MONEY AROUND

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Maybe Dennis Rodman took a hint from the last story we wrote about him misbehaving in bars, because he was on his best behavior on Latin night at Rage in West Hollywood recently. He introduced his attractive girlfriend “of nine months” to strangers at the bar and instructed her to show off the handbag he’d bought her at Gucci for $7000. The girl, a tall curvy exotic beauty, proudly showed off her leather trophy, but confided to the bartender that “Dennis wants me to have his baby, but I don’t think it’s a good idea!” (UNDERSTATEMENT!) Dennis downed Jagermeister shots while they watched the female impersonator jiggling and singing in Spanish. In fact he got SO carried away that Rodman bought a hundred singles and gave fistfulls of money to his girlfriend and other people at the bar to shower on the delighted performer.

DENNIS RODMAN: UNZIPPED

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Dennis Rodman is about to yank the trophy for Most Obnoxious Hollywood Barfly right out of Brandon Davis’s clutches. We doubt if he’ll be welcome at Memphis anytime soon. We’re told he got too rowdy after many cocktails there and started harrassing a waitress. When she resisted his loud come-ons and manhandling he actually exposed himself, before walking – or staggering- out on a $1400 tab. Days later, according to a source, he was out of his mind again at Le Deux where he attempted to pee on the wall inside the club! Bouncers forced him out and he peed in the parking lot. Clubowners are comparing notes and this boozehound will be banned from LA nightlife if he doesn’t clean up his act.