David Hasselhoff

DAVID HASSELHOFF IS PUTTING ON A HAPPY FACE, BUT HE WAS FIRED!

What does David Hasselhoff have in common with Tyra Banks? When they got canned, they both claimed it was THEIR IDEA to leave. Although Tyra’s talk show was CANCELLED, she insisted she quit. And David Hasselhoff’s contract was not renewed on “America’s Got Talent” because of his drunken behavior. Insiders say David was shocked because the show was his main source of income, and he cooked up the alibi of “developing his own show” to cover up the truth. It’s too bad, but this probably won’t push David into giving up drinking either.

DAVID HASSELHOFF HAS TALENT FOR MAKING UP EXCUSES

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It’s ironic how David Hasselhoff’s kids try so hard to get him to ADMIT he’s an alcoholic, but he just continues to deny everything. He was hospitalized yet AGAIN Sunday when his 17 year old long suffering daughter Hayley blew the whistle on him. Apparently the “America’s Got >Talent” judge was out of control after guzzling vodka and Hayley called her mom who alerted 911. Her poor-excuse-for-a-father was rushed to the hospital, dried out, and released the next day, as usual. This time he came up with an excuse that he mixed ear infection medication with anabuse and got dizzy. Sure.

JASON WAHLER AND PAMELA BACH DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK

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The idea of David Hasselhoff’s exwife Pamela Bach dating Laguna Beach reality bad boy Jason Wahler is amusing on many levels. (Above, they are having cocktails at Area.) Pamela split with her husband in 2006 and a few months ago Jason called off his engagement to Katja Decker-Sadowski, 21. Both Jason, 22, and Pam, 45, have had skirmishes with the law and problems with drinking, so they have something in common. Coincidentally or not, Jason supposedly just happens to be shopping around a reality show “Jason & the Cougars.”

DAVID HASSELHOFF THINKS HE'S A ROCKSTAR – IN AMERICA TOO!

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American’s Got Talent is currently crisscrossing the country holding auditions for their summer series and talent judge David Hasselhoff couldn’t be happier about it. The show has started having audiences attend the taped try-outs and David checks out the crowd for attractive women. When he spots one he likes, The Hoff sends his assistant to deliver an autographed photo to the girl -complete with David’s phone number and hotel details. We wonder how many of these “talent show groupies” take him up on his implicit offer?

DAVID HASSELHOFF MAKE AS PIT STOP AT CEDARS- SINAI

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David Hasselhoff popped into Cedars- Sinai Medical Center for yet another overnight detox on February 7! According to the Enquirer, David, who is appearing on the new Knight Rider MOW, is in the habit of indulging in excessive drinking binges that land him in the emergency room with alcohol poisoning. He gets treatment and stays overnight. The next day he walks out, feeling better. Sometimes, straight to another bar! He did this hospital routine twice in 48 hours last December. The Hoff refers to these hospital mini-rehab visits as “pit stops.” He also has the most aggressive lawyers in Hollywood so if this item abruptly disappears, you’ll know why!

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DAVID HASSELHOFF AND KIEFER SUTHERLAND

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David Hasselhoff is not only a cowardly drunk, he’s a LIAR! He denies his own drunken behavior and the only way his daughters could prove it was to tape him when he was loaded. Good for them. Egomaniacal David has an army of lawyers ready to pounce on and bully any newspaper or magazine that intends to print a story about his drunken excesses, so readers don’t know how awful he really is. (He insists he was never at Madeo’s and never had a drink! LIAR!)
Kiefer Sutherland, on the other hand, has a drinking problem of his own, but he doesn’t threaten anyone who points it out to him. No cover-ups. He doesn’t try to weasel out of charges – he faces his punishment like a man (he’s a model prisoner), and doesn’t blame anyone else. Hasselhoff and Sutherland have little in common- except for the bottle.

CAN YOU SOLVE THE DAVID HASSELHOFF MYSTERY?

Hasselhoffcut_vm%233CFC9F.jpgGossip alert! We are trying to solve a David Hasselhoff mystery. If any readers out there were at Les Deux last Friday night (June 15) please contact this website ASAP! We have been told that David was partying at Les Deux and we’ve heard conflicting stories. Some say he was perfectly well behaved and others say he was not! We don’t know WHAT to think. So if there are any eyewitnesses out there – tell us what you saw. Let’s solve this mystery!

DAVID HASSELHOFF IS A HUGE FAN OF ZUMANITY- AND NOT A BAD GUY

hoffcut26001-hi-c.jpgPerformers in the erotic Cirque Du Soleil show Zumanity in Las Vegas heard that David Hasselhoff was in the audience and they wondered if he’d come backstage. (Especially after that embarrassing internet video.) Hasselhoff is now appearing in The Producers there. David DID come backstage after the show and he gushed to the performers ” I have to admit it, I’ve seen most of the shows in this town and this is, by far, THE BEST I’ve ever seen!” The cast was flabbergasted. He complimented everyone and said “This show is really inspiring!” He went on to make fun of his own embarrassing “hamburger video” – modestly saying “You make mistakes, but you grow from your mistakes!” Castmembers were taken aback by his honesty and surprised to find they really liked the former Baywatch star.