Cruise

YOU CAN BOOK A CABIN ON THE WHITE LOTUS CRUISE SHIP

 

This is a few years down the road but try to remember that you read it here first.  The third season of White Lotus won’t air until 2025, but creator Mike White is already working on season 4 and this time YOU could be part of the action!  While a mountain of details need to be worked out, the plan is to film much of season 4 on a luxury cruise ship and include paying passengers as background actors!  The series is SO popular that producers feel some fans will pay upwards of $40,000 a couple for a two week cruise.  Keep in mind,  this idea is so new that the ink isn’t even dry on the storyboard, but if a cruise ship and location can be chosen, it’s very likely to happen.

 

Photo: Mario Perez HBO – Jennifer Coolidge, Sydney Sweeney, and Brittany O’Grady

 

 

KRIS JENNER HAS ANOTHER MONEY-MAKING IDEA

Get ready for “The Kardashian Kruise!” The family that’s made a fortune by allowing cameras into nearly every aspect of their lives is planning a weeklong cruise and the entire ship will be filled with their rabid fans. (At least those who can afford the price tag!) A friend reveals that Kris Jenner came up with the idea of the Kardashians doing a cruise with fans, and of course the family could make a fortune from the excursion. From meet and greets, to Q and A nights, as well as cooking classes with Kris, the entire ship will be Kardashian themed. Of course, it will include pop- up stores loaded with their branded merchandise. While the final details are still being worked out, joining this adventure at sea won’t come cheap as they’re aiming to appeal to their most affluent fans. There’s even talk about turning the adventure into a TV special on HULU.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA, Kris in Portofino

CHER ALWAYS HAD A MIND OF HER OWN

Right now Cher is on a dream vacation – she’s cruising the Mediterranean with a group of close friends on a huge luxury yacht. The yacht pulled into the Portofino harbor this weekend and the gang got off to sightsee and indulge in the city’s notoriously delicious food. Cher stuck out like a sore thumb amid the casual tourists because she was dressed more appropriately for a nightclub than a sunny day- in head to toe black with black boots. Of course the crowd loved her and she posed for numerous selfies…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

GAY ICON CARRIE FISHER GAVE THE BOYS SOMETHING TO GOSSIP ABOUT

Carrie Fisher is the talk of West Hollywood. Last weekend she was booked to do two “Evenings with Carrie Fisher” on the RSVP gay cruise to the Caribbean. (Hers is one of the best one woman shows we have ever seen – she’s brilliant!) When the ship stopped for beach time in Aruba, Carrie would board the ship, do her shows, and get off at the next stop. The boys on the beach were surprised to see Carrie swimming with her clothes on (a muu muu) and talking on and on, rather loudly, to herself. That night she arrived onstage a hot mess- late, disheveled, and carrying her small dog. Keep in mind Carrie has openly discussed her bipolar condition and substance abuse in the past. Maybe she skipped her meds that day because she made NO sense onstage. While she rambled incoherently, her dog peed on the floor (she mopped up with table napkins) and a few minutes later he pooped on the stage. The audience started to buzz but she was oblivious and a staffer covered the mess with a tablecloth. Since Carrie was babbling and everyone was embarrassed, audience members started to get up and leave and she tried to grab them and stop them. The show was abruptly cancelled and her second show was also. The next day she seemed perfectly happy as she left the ship, waving goodbye to all as if nothing happened.