Chyna Doll

WHAT HAS CHYNA DOLL DONE TO HERSELF?

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Celebrity Rehab patient Chyna Doll (Joanie Laurer) looks different than she did on the show last season and we can’t figure out exactly why. Her face actually looks more normal than usual. Did she get bigger implants? Or did she lose weight, thus making the large implants she had, look even more inflated? We hope she hasn’t acquired an addiction to silicone. She’s showing off her new look, appropriately, at the premier of “The Wrestler.” And it was NOT a costume party.

CHYNA IS DAZZLED BY A HELPFUL STRANGER

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A few weeks ago we introduced you to Archbishop Don “Magic” Juan one of the stars of the movie “American Pimp.” He has since “found God” and discovered Hollywood. The Chicago native was spotted first on Robertson Blvd and the other night he was seen leaving The Roxy with former wrestler Chyna on his arm. He was chivalrously helping the tipsy reality star navigate the exit. Manners DO count.

WHAT'S NEXT? CELEBS IN REHAB, OF COURSE

ChynacutPicture.jpgCelebs in Rehab – what could be more fun than that? The show has already booked eight celebrities with substance problems who don’t mind admitting it. Most of them have already displayed their bizarre behavior on other reality series. Committed so far are Chyna Doll (wrestler Joanie Laurer,) Andy Dick, Jeff Conaway, and Puck from The Real World. The show is set in a real rehab in Pasadena and cameras willl follow celebs as they kick whatever they’re on. We can hardly wait.