Jeff Conaway

JEFF CONAWAY IS FEELING NO PAIN

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No surprises here. Jeff Conaway has overdosed on painkillers again, only this time he’s in a coma, it it’s not looking good. (He seemed to be on a weird cycle of ingesting too many painkillers, causing him to stagger and fall down and hurt himself, so he needed MORE painkillers.) He’s been in the Encino Medical Center for a week since he was found unconscious on the floor of his home. Another dropout from Dr Drew’s “Celebrity Rehab.” His family is trying to keep his former fiancee- and drug buddy- Viikki Lizzi – from visiting him.

JEFF CONAWAY SAYS HE’S A VICTIM OF “ELDER ABUSE” BY HIS GIRLFRIEND

How time flies. Not too many years ago Jeff Conaway, 60, was dancing and singing in “Grease” and landed a role on the hit TV series “Taxi.” Now he’s accusing his girlfriend of ELDER ABUSE! The drug addled Conaway (a “Celebrity Rehab” failure) claims that his drug buddy/former fiancee Vikki Lizzi set him up and called the cops on him. (Jeff has a history of taking painkillers that make him fall and injure himself, thus causing the need for more painkillers.) He insists she injected him with painkillers against his will and planted cocaine in his house before a police bust. He also told Radaronline that she stole money and forged checks. Both have restraining orders against each other. If he lives long enough, Charlie Sheen could end up in a situation like this.

JEFF CONAWAY: IF DR DREW DIDN’T PUSH HIM DOWN THE STAIRS, WHO DID?

We can’t WAIT to find out how drug addled Jeff Conaway ended up in a heap of broken bones at the bottom of the stairs at his house. We can’t help thinking of that scene in the old movie “Kiss of Death” where Richard Widmark pushes a woman in a wheelchair down the stairs while laughing demonically. Did someone FINALLY get sick and tired of Jeff’s whining, self-pity and demands? Celebrity Rehab reject Conaway was incredibly obnoxious on the show – always making excuses for his abysmal behavior – nothing was ever HIS fault. It made for great TV, but imagine LIVING with him! We’re surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

CELEBRITY REHAB: WILL ADDICTS TAKE ADVICE FROM GARY BUSEY?

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We were really disappointed to learn that Heidi Fleiss has backed out of appearing on Celebrity Rehab – and at the last minute. She would have been fun to watch. Rod Stewart’s problematic son Sean Stewart signed up for the treatment – we’re betting daddy cut him off and he needs money. And weepy, whiney, Jeff Conaway is COMING BACK. He seems doomed to repeat all his mistakes. Another interesting patient will be Rodney King, the lovely man whose arrest started the 1992 racial riots in LA. Sexy video vixen Tawny Kitaen is best known for being arrested for battering her exhusband Chuck Finley with her high heel boots. To top it off, crazy, born again Gary Busey will be a drug counselor! (We KNOW he needs the money) Can you IMAGINE taking advice from Gary? Dr Drew Pinsky (shown above with last year’s grads) is in for a WILD RIDE. The show will air in October.

WHAT'S NEXT? CELEBS IN REHAB, OF COURSE

ChynacutPicture.jpgCelebs in Rehab – what could be more fun than that? The show has already booked eight celebrities with substance problems who don’t mind admitting it. Most of them have already displayed their bizarre behavior on other reality series. Committed so far are Chyna Doll (wrestler Joanie Laurer,) Andy Dick, Jeff Conaway, and Puck from The Real World. The show is set in a real rehab in Pasadena and cameras willl follow celebs as they kick whatever they’re on. We can hardly wait.