Car Crash

MORGAN FREEMAN ISN'T AFRAID OF GLORIA ALLRED

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Gloria Allred has her hands full with this case against Morgan Freeman. Her client Demaris Meyer was the injured passenger in the car that Morgan crashed last year. Meyer wants the world to know that she was NOT Morgan’s mistress, simply an acqaintance. She says she witnessed him consume numerous alcoholic beverages during the evening before their accident. She is suing him for her medical expenses, permanent disability etc. We have TWO questions: If she was not his mistress, why did she accept his invitation to sleep at his house?
And, more important, after watching him drink excessively, why did she hand him HER keys and let him drive her car?

MORGAN FREEMAN'S WIFE SAYS IT'S OVER

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The National Enquirer was right all along when they said that Morgan Freeman’s wife Myrna had consulted a divorce lawyer. She suspected that Morgan was having an affair with a friend of hers. Now that he’s been caught red-handed in a car accident with another woman, the news of his impending divorce has been verified by his business partner. However,The Enquirer doesn’t think his elusive passenger, Demaris Meyer, is the woman his wife suspects he cheated with. To her credit, Myrna, who was working out of town, offered to come to the hospital after the accident but Morgan told her not to. The Enquirer has better scoops than all those other “entertainment” magazines put together. We love tabloids!