Beautification

MADONNA BEFORE AND AFTER THE OSCARS

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Photo Credit Left: Splash News

Photo Credit Right: Getty Images
Last week Madonna was photographed in New York slipping into the Kabbalah building with a very red face. She reportedly had a lot of make up on, trying to cover up the redness. NOW it all adds up. She appeared at the Vanity Fair after-Oscar party looking “radiant.” Everyone seems to agree she looked younger than she did at the same party two years ago. We’re thinking she had a laser face peel. Any other ideas?

ZAC EFRON AND VANESSA HUDGENS SHARE BEAUTY SECRETS

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Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

It seems Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens do just about EVERYTHING together. They even patronize the same beauty salon that features spray tanning and a “pain free waxing bar.” Zac and Vanessa were photographed going to the Treats For Your Face salon in Sherman Oaks yesterday. Vanessa’s visit was longer than Zac’s, but they walked out looking Disney perfect as usual.

IS THIS ACTRESS/BEAUTY EXPERT TELLING THE TRUTH?

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Do you recognize this well-known actress? Hint: she played Pam on Dallas! That’s right, it’s Victoria Principal, who we’ve all seen selling her skin care and makeup line on some shopping channel. Victoria , who divorced her plastic surgeon husband two years ago, denies that she’s had any plastic surgery – specifically no face-lift, peels or laser work. We’re not sure the 58 year old actress is telling the truth because she certainly looks different, but she’s still very attractive.

LEAVE JENNIFER ANISTON ALONE!

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It’s amazing the insults that Jennifer Aniston has to endure. Entertainment magazines have absurdly claimed that she was “making wedding plans” with EVERY guy she’s dated since divorcing Brad Pitt – the latest “future husband” being John Mayer. As if that isn’t embarrassing enough, now the mags are saying she’s anxious about her upcoming fortieth birthday so she had her lips enhanced. The so-called lip enlargement is illustrated with these photos. Clearly, she simply is holding her mouth differently in the two photos and her lips look exactly the same. Give her a break.

JOHN WATERS SAYS MELANIE GRIFFITH KNOWS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT

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Who knew that Melanie Griffith and John Waters were so fond of each other? John and Melanie have been friendly since she starred in his movie “Cecil B DeMented” in 2000, and she described him as “one of the twenty great film makers alive today.” Recently, John told Sara Stewart at the NY Post that he had been thinking about getting his pencil thin mustache tattooed on, but Melanie advised him not to. “She said she had something tattooed on and it didn’t last.” It’s just funny to imagine John Waters getting beauty tips from Melanie Griffith. We wonder if Michael Jackson is still getting his eyebrows, eyeliner, and lips tattooed on.

SOMETHING FOR SARAH JESSICA PARKER TO THINK ABOUT

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Sarah Jessica Parker looks adorable in this publicity photo (at left) for her new Sex and the City movie. Note that her distinctive mole had been all but airbrushed away. (Is it really a mole? If it’s raised and has no pigment, that sounds like a wart to us.) To be kind we will call it a mole, and it has been a point of dissention. Most professionals think Sarah should have the distracting flaw removed and it would improve her looks. Especially on the big screen. But she’s so sweet that nobody wants to be unkind and point it out to her. Maybe she’ll get the hint from these new photos.

SOON WE'LL ALL BE ABLE TO LOOK LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE

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Photo Credit: Splash News

Somebody is coaxing Amy Winehouse into coming out with her own line of makeup and accessories. All products and items will be inspired by her own unique look. The number one item will be Amy’s liquid eyeliner. Of course there will be hairspray, lipstick, maybe headscarves and jewelry. Can you imagine pre-teens everywhere with those Cleopatra eyes?

PAULA ABDUL KNOWS HOW IMPORTANT HER EYELASHES ARE

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Paula Abdul discovered a whole new way to be self indulgent. According to the New York Post, Paula has a personal eyelash specialist on call whenever she needs him. (Which is pretty often!) This beauty expert by the name of Jamal Buster is a freelance eyelash expert and he comes running whenever Paula is doing a photoshoot, TV appearance, award show, or just plain going out. He applies her false eyelashes and adds rhinestones or feathers for special occasions. First eyebrow specialists, now eyelash specialists – what next?

NICOLE RICHIE STICKS TO HER BUDGET

NRichiecutIG_450x353.jpgWhy do rich girls like Nicole Richie patronize these discount nail salons ? Not only is it doubtful that the overworked non English speaking manicurists have any sort of training or license, but sanitation of equipment is highly suspect. And the heavy chemical smells from other clients’ nail procedures can be sickening. That’s what you get for $9.00. And don’t forget the lack of privacy – a perfect photo op!