Adnan Ghalib

WHAT DO KATHY GRIFFIN AND ADNAN GHALIB HAVE IN COMMON?

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How in the world did these two get together! They have a passionate love of publicity in common, so it makes sense that this pair would try to stir up some more attention. We’re guessing that Kathy Griffin suggested they get together – it will provide some tasty fodder for her TV show “My Life on the D-List.” However, at this point, Britney’s ex boyfriend Adnan is more of a D-lister than Kathy is. The pair cruised to Rodeo Drive in his convertible where they had lunch and shopped at Victoria’s Secret. Don’t think for a minute that Kathy gave up her billionaire boyfriend Steve Wozniak for Adnan.

BRITNEY'S PAPARAZZI ADNAN GHALIB IS LOOKING FOR ACTION

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So what has Britney Spears’ cheating exboyfriend Adnan Ghalib been up to since he and Britney have been on the outs? When he’s not trying to sell stories and photos of her, he seems to have time on his hands. Last Tuesday he parked his silver Mercedes SL500 illegally around the corner from the 20-20 video store in West Hollywood and returned some movies. Before he left, he browsed the gay porn section but didn’t rent anything.

BRITNEY SPEARS: OSAMA'S OUT- AND ADNAN TOO?

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Things are moving fast for Britney. She had a screaming British fit in the hospital when she learned that her father Jamie has been named the conservator of her estate. Wait until she finds out that a restraining order will be keeping her constant companion Osama Lufti OUT of her life! And just where does that leave Adnan Ghalib? We don’t know how her father feels about him, but it doesn’t look promising. Presumably he will be forced to rejoin the dog pack and become a paparazzo again – oh yes, and a tester for male enhancement products.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A GUINEA PIG FOR ADNAN'S MALE SEX DRUG TESTS!

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We LOVE the fact that Adnan Ghalib has been using Britney Spears as a guinea pig. After all, he is on a test panel for a male enhancement company. (Incidentally, in the roster of testers, he lists his profession as ‘filmmaker” and says he works in what he calls “the” industry.) He tests and gives his opinion of various male sex oriented products like Viagra that increase virility. How much he’s paid for this we don’t know, but we wonder if Britney knows and if she puts in her two cents.

BRITNEY SPEARS OFFERS CAREER OPPORTUNITIES TO ADNAN GHALIB

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Britney Spears’ British paparazzo “boyfriend” Adnan Ghalib is living high on the hog since he moved into Brit’s Malibu house, but he DOES have responsibilities. Sources say he is now working as Britney’s personal assistant and driver/bodyguard. He’s also been cleaning her house and running errands, for which Britney supposedly pays him “thousands of dollars” a week. As a side job, he’s said to be peddling off the record interviews to magazines for $1000 and up. And Britney’s English accent gets more pronounced every day. If Ghalib is a Muslim, what’s the deal with the crosses?