BRUCE WILLIS: NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE

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We just learned that Bruce Willis celebrated his girlfriend Emma Heming’s 30th birthday at Koi recently and he gave her a spectacular gift: an impressively large diamond ring. A girl receiving such a ring could logically jump to conclusions. But it wasn’t a proposal. Bruce made it clear that the ring comes with no promises- he isn’t ready to get married again. Still, why would he pick a gift like that if he didn’t have SOMETHING on his mind? There are plenty of other things he could have given her.

23 thoughts on “BRUCE WILLIS: NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE

  1. The only thing she is going to get from Bruce is the clap.

  2. Very cute, a nice little cock-sock for Bruce to pleasure himself with.

  3. She does look like a Demi version, poor Emma as soon as she turns 35 he’ll dump her for a 20 year old.

  4. 7:35 AM, Anonymous….Gosh, according to my old memory, Baldie Brucie has been ‘happy’ many many times with many many sluts many many years younger than him. Guess this hot old stud lives in a perpetual state of ‘happiness’. rotflmao

  5. 7:35 AM…hahahahahaha. That was so funny. That sums it ALL up. Anyone else agree. Also, rotflmao

  6. By bad…I meant it was 8:03 AM that was hilarious.
    Signed: Jasper’s Goat

  7. He has had one hell-of-a-looong midlife crisis. Hope he doesn’t blame his three girls for being promiscuous, because they have been observing him doing it for years. RUMOR has it that RUMER GLENN (the oldest girl) has already been hitting boys, booze, and clubs. The other two may be starting. Hope they are on birth control pills and get checked often for STD’s. Bruce should also get checked for STD’s. Oh gross.

  8. Bruce is ultra super filthy impossibly rich. He can buy any young whore he wants to. Enjoy while you can you old fool because someday you will pay for your filthy rotten lifestyle.

  9. These PYTs who throw themselves at any old rich goat who’ll have them are a dime a dozen in Hollyweird. As soon as Bruce gets bored of this brainless beauty, he’ll get himself another.
    Demi’s the winner. She got a young hotty who’s also interesting/successful. Guess that concept is too threatening for Brucie.

  10. Ashton will move on. He won’t be married to granny forever. You can bet on it.

  11. DIAMONDS ARE A GIRLS BEST FRIEND….AND SOMETHING TO SELL AFTER IT’S OVER….THANKS BRUCE FOR THINKING OF THE FUTURE…….

  12. DREAM STORY the RAG MAGS WOULD LOVE TO GET HOLD OF…..Ashton and Emma (or another of Bruce’s sluts) fall for each other and start sneaking around. Bruce finds out about it and Ashton and Bruce slug it out. Then Demi finds it out and jumps in and de-balls both Ashton and Bruce. Then all of Bruce’s hos get together, display their bling and add up all the $$$ it cost Mr. Cool. Yes, the mags would sell a lot of copies, yessiree.
    Hey, this is GollyWeird and anything can happen in this fantasyland .

  13. I don’t like bald. Being bald sucks. Not the least bit attractive. You can buy some hair you know.

  14. This might be interesting if it was about someone that hasn’t slept with every teenager in Beverly Hills.
    He’s a pig.

  15. Bruce has been out of touch with reality for a long time. I know H-Wood has always been full of wealthy older reprobates who more or less pay for “DATES” with very young ho types. (if U know what I mean). He is getting to be laughable. But maybe no more pathetic than Demi the queen of plastic surgery and her very young toyboy.
    This is like a sad soap opera except its real.

  16. I UNDERSTAND.
    Is this your “SECRET” daughter?

  17. These people aren’t out of touch w/reality–that IS reality in Hollywood. The guys are just buying what they can pay for. The girls are the gross ones. No wonder the guys change flavors so often.

  18. Let’s just hope Bruce doesn’t knock up any of these broads and produce more of these strange looking potato head girls.

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