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There IS a bright side to Heather Locklear’s recent DUI arrest. That would be THIS booking photo. We’ve seen a lot of mug shots and this has to be one of the most flattering of all time. Leave it to Santa Barbara police to have great lighting. There is a lot of conversation about Heather’s supposed despair about her declining beauty. If this photo doesn’t cheer her up, nothing will. She doesn’t have a line on her face and looks weepy, but very young and vulnerable. With huge innocent eyes. Most people in her situation look haggard and skeevy with black circles and other abominations. Since this photo may follow her for years to come, Heather does have something to be grateful for.
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puleez! this is the woman who does those hair commercials? just goes to show all the prep work necessary to make these “stars” look so good
puleez! this is the woman who does those hair commercials? just goes to show all the prep work necessary to make these “stars” look so good
shame dui can kill someone.
you dipsh*t it is called years of pumping BOTOX and JUVDERM into you face-plus shes has her eyes done an a gazillion peels
heather locklear nabbed driving hopped up on dolls
Body:
the time is right i feel, in light of the beautiful miss locklear’s arrest for driving on
pills, for a john waters reinterpretation of douglas sirk’s classic melodrama
“imitation of life”,
john waters’ ‘imitation of life’ starring heather locklear in the lana turner role and britney spears as the spoiled daughter who steals her own mother’s husband.
whoopi goldberg as britney spears’ pancake-genius nanny, with nicole
richie as goldberg’s wayward, racially ambiguous daughter who sells drugs and
gang bangs rather than assimilate into the wealthy locklear’s preppy,
gated, “white” community.
the legendary etta james can collaborate with mariah carey, fantasia and babyface on
an upbeat version of mahalia jackson’s “troubles of the world”.
...well, maybe star jones would be better as the pancake genius – but
you better make her an executive assistant or “producing partner”
instead of a literal nanny to heather locklear’s character.
locklear’s mugshot is legendary.
she got “britney smears” for days.
take note, ladies:
this is what happens when we apply too much mascara and black liner under our huge, haunted, uncomprehending eyes...
–for fall, let’s lighten up, ok?
She’s still pining for jack-ass Richie Sambora. Speaking of ‘jack’…Jack Wagner should kiss her off as a lost cause. Maybe she can re-hook up with Tommy Lee after he beats up Pam again. After all, Miss drug hottie herself says she wants no one but bad boy rock stars.
i want to talk about heather locklear.
She’s still pining for jack-ass Richie Sambora. Speaking of ‘jack’…Jack Wagner should kiss her off as a lost cause. Maybe she can re-hook up with Tommy Lee after he beats up Pam again. After all, Miss drug hottie herself says she wants no one but bad boy rock stars.
Look how dialated her eyes are.
It’s pretty sad when you have to defend someone’s mugshot.
She’s been into scripts for a long time. Hopefully, this will wake her ass up.
I worry about her daughter. Both mom and dad have been popped this last year. Whose watching out for their daughter?
You’re right Janet. The first thing I thought of when I saw this mug shot is, “She really is still very beautiful and this pic proves it”. Unlike some mug shots like Paris Hilton with full makeup for instance. Heather’s makeup is a bit smudged and she still looks gorgeous.
Some of us look at a mugshot and know it’s just a pathetic mugshot. We don’t think of the lighting. She was beautiful at one time, but her endless list of pathetic, self-inflicted screwups make her another ugly, immature, pathetically immature L.A.-dweller.
You’re clever, Janet, but you slip into this false-idol worship rather often.
Better to be not so young looking and be a good citizen. How ASININE to say somebody has a good mug shot. What on earth are you thinking. I weep for the future
Heather has been banged by more H’wood producers than Tom Cruise and John Travolta combined.
I think she is coming to the realization that she is a shallow and empty human being and has turned to Samantha Ronson’s website to get her hands on the best drugs in Hollywood, delivered discretely right to your door.
GO AND FIND SOME REAL CRIMINALS!!
This is just a pathetic, poor devil.
I think she will nail herself.
(like many other americans.)
There’s something weird about her lips. But I agree the mug shot isn’t too bad, considering all the other ones out there that are just plain awful.
Peejo of 5:41 PM. IS THIS MISH-MASH A VIRUS?
Hope we’re not infected.
How can you think this is flattering? Her eyes are dilated, her hair is fried, she’s pale, she looks strung out. I guess someone who walks around with day-glo hair at age 50-something isn’t a very good judge of anything.
this is totally true. i was arrested in santa barbara once and when i got a glimpse of my mugshot on their computer screen and i was tempted to ask for a copy.
the time is right i feel, in light of the beautiful miss locklear’ s arrest for driving on pills, for a john waters reinterpretation of douglas sirk’ s class c melodrama “imitation of life” , john waters’ ‘ imita tion of life’ starring heather locklear in the lana turner role and britney spears as the spoiled daughter who steals her own mother’s husband. _whoopi goldberg as britney spears’ pancake- genius nanny , with nicole richie as goldberg’ s wayward, racialy ambiguous daughter who sells drugs and gang bangs rather than assimilate into the wealthy locklear’s preppy, gated , “white” community. the legendary etta james can collaborate with mariah carey , fantasia and babyf ace on an upbeat version of mahalia jackson’ s ” troubles of the world ” .
. . . well, maybe star jones would be better as the pancake genius – but you better make her an executive assistant or “producing partner” instead of a literal nanny to heather locklear’ s character.
lockear’ s mugshot is legendary. she got “britney smears” for days. take note, ladies: this is what happens when we apply too much mascara and black liner under our huge, haunted, uncomprehending eyes. . .
–for fall, let’ s lighten up, ok?
i’m eating my makeup
I’ve always liked Heather and feel bad for her. Those of you who just make shitty comments only prove your parents did a lousy job in raising you. NO COMPASSION. I bet you were all meant to be abortions but your mom waited too long.