The Oscar people are frantically prepping the Governor’s Ballroom for the celebrity studded ball after the Oscars. The ceiling fabric, the plants, the furniture are all in place. Staffers have daily meetings discussing EVERYTHING from earthquakes, to fires, to drunken actors, that could possibly go wrong and how to avoid or handle it. They don’t want a repeat of the INCIDENT that happened last year! At the last minute the ballroom is always completely searched by bomb sniffing dogs. Last year one of the German Shepherds left a big pile of poop under a table! It wasn’t discovered until the dinner had begun and guests seated at that table were NOT happy. It was a smelly mess. This year they hired people who are assigned to follow the bomb sniffers and make sure they don’t leave any deposits!
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Last year one of the German Shepherds left a big pile of poop under a table! It wasn’t discovered until the dinner had begun and guests seated at that table were NOT happy.
That dog deserves a box of dog bones. They got exactly what they deserved. Most of the people in attendance are full of it.
They just make them eat poo-tasting food and look the other way, keeping quiet when stars do their degenerate poo things with each other.
………….ASK BRITNEY INSTEAD!!
The Oscars are full of crap so last year’s surprise under the table was apropos.
The dog was Jake Gyllenhaal’s shepard ‘Atticus’. Jake is a homosexual and the dog makes him feel more ‘manly’ when cruising parking lots at night.
woof woof!the movies this yr. are terrible choices.
That’s funny! Way to go, pooch!
lauren graham’s dog hannah the german shepard.
Viva!!! to man’s best friend. I wish he had s*** on a $1000 pair of Jimmy Choo’s. LOL