THE BOMB SNIFFING DOG THAT OSCAR WILL NEVER FORGET
The Oscar people are frantically prepping the Governor’s Ballroom for the celebrity studded ball after the Oscars. The ceiling fabric, the plants, the furniture are all in place. Staffers have daily meetings discussing EVERYTHING from earthquakes, to fires, to drunken actors, that could possibly go wrong and how to avoid or handle it. They don’t want a repeat of the INCIDENT that happened last year! At the last minute the ballroom is always completely searched by bomb sniffing dogs. Last year one of the German Shepherds left a big pile of poop under a table! It wasn’t discovered until the dinner had begun and guests seated at that table were NOT happy. It was a smelly mess. This year they hired people who are assigned to follow the bomb sniffers and make sure they don’t leave any deposits!