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KRISTEN’S CHEATING MIGHT BE THE BEST THING THAT’S HAPPENED TO ROB PATTINSON

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Granted, we’re trying to make Rob Pattinson feel better, but there IS an upside if Rob cannot forgive Kristen Stewart for cheating and they call the whole thing off. Rob has always been desperately uncomfortable in the limelight, and since he and his Twilight costar started dating, they have been a HUGE TARGET for paparazzi. Together as a couple, their photos are worth big money. Separately, not so much. If Rob gets a new girlfriend NOT in the business, the first photos will pull in some money, but after that, value goes down. That means Rob will cease being continuously stalked and have some PRIVACY in his life – something he’s been wanting. No more sunglasses and baseball caps! So even if his romance with Kristen is over, he might be happier in some ways.

BRET MICHAELS’ LONG SUFFERING GIRLFRIEND CALLED IT QUITS

We can’t say we’re really surprised that Poison singer Bret Michaels’ girlfriend of eighteen years, Kristi Gibson, has called the engagement. She’s put up with his rockstar ego and all his health crises through the years and they have two daughters together. He proposed on his reality show in 2010, and it looks like he never bothered to follow through after the show was cancelled. Personally, we would have a hard time living with that headscarf and fake hair and those ever present two fingers….

TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES BROKE UP BECAUSE OF SURI AND SCIENTOLOGY

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We were NOT completely surprised by the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes split that was announced today because it was inevitable. It’s all about Suri. She just turned six and it’s time for major educational decisions to be made. So far, she’s been homeschooled by Tom’s two Scientology sisters who always live nearby, and they also tutored his other two children. Katie’s not happy with that. She wants Suri to have the same memorable school and educational experiences that SHE had, and be more of a normal kid. She can see that Tom’s other children are hampered by their minimal education. Katie’s lawyer announced that “Katie’s concern is her daughter‘s best interest.” And she means it. Katie and Suri were surrounded by Tom’s Scientology family and all their Scientology housekeepers, bodyguards, nannies, etc. every day – she rarely spent time with her husband alone. That’s not the world she wants Suri to grow up in.

JOHNNY DEPP IS KISSING THE PUBLICIST WHO ANNOUNCED HIS SPLIT WITH VANESSA PARADIS

This is the photo that launched all the rumors that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had gone their separate ways. Johnny was photographed last year kissing his publicist Robin Baum on the lips and the pair seemed very chummy. Keep in mind, Robin had been traveling with Johnny on all his movie promotion tours and appearances world wide. Vanessa had stopped appearing at red carpet events with Johnny and vice versa. Robin’s job kept her very close to Johnny so it was easy to cover up a romance. Robin in said to be in her late 30’s, divorced, and mother of two. She is also rumored to have been romantically involved with her former client Stephen Dorff. So how WEIRD is it that ROBIN is the spokesperson who today announced that Johnny and Vanessa ARE split up after all?

VANESSA PARADIS IS HERE – BUT WHERE’S JOHNNY?

Vanessa Paradis is just as evasive as Johnny Depp when it comes to their relationship. Vanessa and Johnny haven’t been seen at an event together for a year and a half. She goes to her movie premiers alone and so does he. But they both insist the rumors about them splitting are not true. Maybe they’re just taking time off and really don’t know if it’s over. And for the sake of their kids, Lily-Rose, 12, and Jack, 9, they’re in no hurry to make a decision. Above, Vanessa turned up for Karl Lagerfeld’s Chanel collection at the Chateau de Versailles in France, looking adorable, as always.

SOFIA VERGARA KNOWS YOU CAN’T HELP BUT HAVE FUN IN BARNEYS

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Sofia Vergara is SO ready to shop as she hops out of a cab in front of Barneys New York. She’s remarkably cheerful considering she and her good looking boyfriend of two years, Nick Loeb, split up over the weekend. Millionaire Nick had planned to run for the US Senate but had a serious car accident in 2010, and Sofia stayed by his side and nursed him back to health. They argue a lot, but we predict they’ll give the romance one more chance…

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

EDUARDO CRUZ IS GONE AND EVA LONGORIA IS LEFT WITH A PEACH MARTINI

Word just leaked out that Eva Longoria and her boyfriend of almost a year, Eduardo Cruz, have called it quits. Eduardo is Penelope Cruz’s brother and happens to be ten years younger than Eva, 36. He has reportedly gone home to Madrid. We’ll believe it’s REALLY over when he has his “Eva” tattoo removed. Meanwhile, Eva was out with her girlfriends the other night, looking “single and sexy” at Ago. She reportedly had one of their (incredibly delicious) peach martinis in her hand…

DEMI MOORE AND DRUGS: SHE’S NOT THE INNOCENT VICTIM SHE APPEARED TO BE

Wait a minute, the whole Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher divorce story just took a U-turn. TMZ reports that Demi was inhaling nitrous oxide with a friend before she had a seizure and was hospitalized. Nitrous Oxide! This is something bored young teenagers do after graduating from glue-sniffing. For a woman of Demi’s age and accomplishment, it’s mind boggling. What ELSE does she do? Obviously Demi is not the innocent victim of her husband’s infidelity that she appeared to be. Maybe she’s been abusing drugs for a long time and DROVE Ashton to seek companionship elsewhere. He’s probably happy this information surfaced because the press has branded him the villain who caused the split. There’s WAY more to this than meets the eye.

BRODY JENNER SPLIT WITH AVRIL LAVIGNE BECAUSE HE “WANTS TO WORK?”

How ironic is it that Brody Jenner, 26, and Avril Lavigne, 25, split up because HE “wants to work?” Brody has been flying all over the world with Avril since she released her last album and she likes it that way. (Above, they’re in Paris) Brody, who has never had a visible means of support beyond his parents, likes to dabble in reality shows, but has little ambition beyond that. You’d think he’d thrilled to share Avril’s comfortable rock star lifestyle. But no, he wants to be as famous as she is, and figures TV is the way to do it. He actually had to turn down offers to appear on reality shows because he was out of town with Avril and that rubbed him the wrong way. So they’re either taking a break or it’s over. He still might come to his senses.

WHY JESSICA LANGE FINALLY GOT AROUND TO MENTIONING SHE IS NOW SINGLE

Why did it take so long for Jessica Lange to mention the fact that she and her longtime companion Sam Shepard were no longer together? The couple hooked up in 1982 and have two grown children, Hannah, 25, and Samuel, 24, – they were rumored to have an off and on relationship and finally called it quits a couple of years ago. Jessica, 62, is starring on the FX series American Horror Story and she’s nominated for a Golden Globe. Her friends pushed her to go public with the split because Jessica would like to meet someone and her friends pointed out that “no one will ask you out if they think your are still with Sam.” So Jessica made the announcement, hoping that someone will finally ask her for a date!