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SOFIA VERGARA SPLIT: NICK LOEB WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, ANYWAY!

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We are not the LEAST bit surprised to hear that Sofia Vergara and her fiancée Nick Loeb, who always has a pocketful of Onion Crunch, split up after four years together. IT’S THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO HER. Sure, Nick is a playboy from a wealthy family, but he has some unpleasant predilections. A few years ago two prostitutes told The National Enquirer about his “sex addiction.“ When Sofia wasn’t around, Nick was fond of rounding up lots of drugs, sex toys, lingerie, and call girls, and having orgies in hotel suites! He told one prostitute that Sofia wasn’t into the same things that he was, and he didn’t want her to find out. She DID read the Enquirer and they split for awhile, but she eventually forgave him and they got back together. Sofia Vergara is one of the best catches in Hollywood – she’s not only beautiful and sexy and fun, but she’s the highest paid woman on TV. She doesn’t NEED a jerk like this!

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SOFIA VERGARA STARTED OUT AS A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE

Modern Family star Sofia Vergara recently posted this photo of herself as a girl of 19 for her fans. Sofia married her high school sweetheart in Colombia and was already mother of her month old son Manolo when the Halloween photo was taken. Monolo is wearing a little clown outfit. Sofia always said she was a natural blonde before she moved to the US and apparently that’s true. Little did she know then that she was destined to become the highest paid woman on TV.

Sofia’s photo via Daily Mail

JOHN TURTURRO AND WOODY ALLEN MAKE A WINNING PAIR

John Turturro might be the LAST person we’d picture as a gigolo but he certainly imagines HIMSELF as a plausible ladies man in “Fading Gigolo” John wrote and directed and stars in the movie. He assembled an impressive cast for his comedy. Woody Allen costars as Turturro’s cash-strapped friend who becomes his pimp. Sofia Vergara, Sharon Stone, Vanessa Paradis, and Liev Schreiber add to the fun. It debuts in September at the Toronto Film Festival. John and Woody look like they’re on the same wavelength. We’re looking forward to this one.

SOFIA VERGARA LOVES LUCY AND SO DO WE

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Sofia Vergara is done up pretty convincingly as Lucille Ball in this photo she posted online, but the question is WHY? This is obviously a professional makeover – Sofia didn’t do it in her bathroom at home, and there is considerable attention to detail. Is she made up for a dream sequence on Modern Family? A costume party? Or is Sofia trying to show another side of her personality to casting directors? It IS, after all, getting her a lot of attention!

SOFIA VERGARA IS TAKING A CHANCE ON LOVE

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Sofia Vergara’s boyfriend got lucky! After two years of togetherness, Sofia and Nick Loeb’s romance turned rocky over the past few months. The Enquirer’s scandalous story about Nick cheating on Sofia with several hookers at drug-fueled orgies didn’t make the relationship any easier. Nick, who comes from a wealthy family, apparently managed to convince Sofia that he’s not such a bad guy and that he really loves her, because after all their problems, they are now engaged! Right now they are vacationing in Mexico celebrating Sofia’s 40th birthday and the news came back on Twitter. We just HOPE she puts off the wedding long enough to make sure he means what he said.

NICK LOEB IS TRYING TO SHUT THOSE HOOKERS UP!

The plot thickens. Last week Sofia Vergara had quite a jolt when The Enquirer published as story about her wealthy boyfriend Nick Loeb, and his secret life. Sofia and Nick had just gotten back together after a split when several prostitutes claimed they had partied with Nick and described him as a sex addict. One prostitute said that Nick like to pick up from three to five girls in strip clubs and offer each a thousand dollars to party with him. He usually had a fancy hotel penthouse with porn playing on all the TVs, lines of cocaine, and plenty of booze. Viagra and ecstasy was added to the orgy. He admitted that Sofia wasn’t aware of his predilections. This week the Enquirer says Nick has been texting threats to more than one of the prostitutes, who were not named in the article. He threatened deportation or a lawsuit, but that’s not going to happen. If he sued ANYONE, details of his sex life would be all over the papers. Hopefully, Sofia will realize she’s too good for this guy.

WILL SOFIA VERGARA STAND BY HER MAN?

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Sofia Vergara and her son Manolo strolled around New York shopping and stopped for ice cream scones. No sooner did she get back together with her longtime boyfriend Nick Loeb, than the Enquirer published a story that he was involved in drunken orgies with prostitutes while Sofia was his girlfriend. Whether Sofia will choose to continue their romance remains to be seen.

SOFIA VERGARA KNOWS YOU CAN’T HELP BUT HAVE FUN IN BARNEYS

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Sofia Vergara is SO ready to shop as she hops out of a cab in front of Barneys New York. She’s remarkably cheerful considering she and her good looking boyfriend of two years, Nick Loeb, split up over the weekend. Millionaire Nick had planned to run for the US Senate but had a serious car accident in 2010, and Sofia stayed by his side and nursed him back to health. They argue a lot, but we predict they’ll give the romance one more chance…

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

SOFIA VERGARA WILL DO WHAT IT TAKES TO KEEP HER MAN HAPPY

Sofia Vergara knows a good thing when she sees one, and she plans to hold on to her boyfriend Nick Loeb, come what may. He IS a great catch – Nick, 37, is an educated politician-turned-businessman who happens to come from a wealthy family. Not to mention the fact that he’s really good looking and over 6’3. (Plus, above, he holds her handbag!) Sofia, 39, has a 21 year old son, Manolo from an early marriage, but the idea of more children has crossed her mind. The Modern Family star is not ready for kids right now, but she says she’s willing to freeze her eggs in order to have children with Nick.

SEXY MODERN FAMILY STAR SOFIA VERGARA WILL SOON HAVE HER OWN TALK SHOW

Little does Ellen Degeneres know that her guest “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara will soon be a competitor, of sorts. Colombian born Sofia joked to Ellen that sometimes her accent is so thick that SHE can’t understand what she’s saying, but that won’t stop her from getting her own talk show. The Spanish mega-network Univision has offered Sofia a tempting deal and they’re developing a talk show for her – we’re guessing it will be in Spanish, but anything can happen. Naturally Sofia is thrilled. No wonder she’s shopping for a big house.