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CAN THIS 16 YEAR OLD BE SAVED?

This is what happens when your mother was Playboy Playmate of the Month. You’d never guess that social media star Alabama Barker is a high school student by looking at her sexy photos. She’s the daughter of beauty queen and former Playmate Shanna Moakler and musician Travis Barker– and now the step-daughter of Kourtney Kardashian. Even the Kardashians are taken aback by sweet sixteen Alabama’s mature appearance. Alabama frequents the Hollywood club scene, not to mention all night raves. She was named Brand Ambassador for the racy and inexpensive clothing line Pretty Little Things. It seems like in every photo Alabama posts of herself, she’s wearing MORE makeup and LESS clothing. Somebody please talk this girl into going to college!

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CARDI B AND OFFSET: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN?

Cardi B and Offset have the same taste in jewelry and often wear each other’s diamonds. We are particularly amused by the accessories they wore to Drake’s Super Bowl party. Cardi is flashing a diamond Playboy bunny on her diamond chain because she has been named the first ever Playboy Creative Director and will be contributing to a new platform called CENTERFOLD. Playboy says she is ”the embodiment of the Playboy brand.” Offset, on the other hand, is wearing a diamond Jesus head under his Thom Browne sweater – perhaps because he has been arrested a number of times and served time in prison on gun and drug charges.

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TURNS OUT BILL GATES WAS A PLAYBOY NERD

Until Jennifer Lopez spent the weekend with Ben Affleck, Bill Gates divorcing his wife Melinda was the most startling “couples” story. Rumors of infidelity surfaced and we were surprised to learn that Bill Gates did a lot of carousing in his youth. Biographies written about Gates revealed that he was not just a computer nerd – he was also a playboy bachelor. Bill liked to have nude swimming parties in the indoor pool he had in his home. To liven things up, Bill would also hire strippers from Seattle to join his friends in the pool. Gates’ early womanizing also put a strain on his budding relationship with his wife-to-be Melinda. When he was out of town he was known to hit on female journalists who covered Microsoft for the industry. Bill and Melinda actually broke up for a year early in their relationship when he avoided making a commitment. After 7 years of dating, they finally wed in 1994. Now their kids are grown up, and Bill and Melinda seem happy to be going their separate ways.

Photo: Bill and Melinda in the early 90’s

HAS DOLLY PARTON OUTLIVED PLAYBOY MAGAZINE?

In a recent radio interview, Dolly Parton remarked that she was negotiating with Playboy magazine to appear on the cover with an inside interview ”to coincide with her 75th birthday in January.” She added that “it would be “in good taste.” Back in the day (1978), Dolly appeared on Playboy’s cover wearing a bunny suit with an interview inside. So it would be a fitting reunion. But it appears Dolly’s career has outlasted Playboy. The magazine stopped printing during the pandemic with the March issue, and IF it appears again, it will be strictly online. That’s a big IF. But you can still purchase a Playboy mask on their website…

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KISS THE PLAYBOY MANSION GOODBYE

The Playboy mansion is now in the process of being mostly demolished and this photo of how it USED to look brought back a lot of memories. The backyard and pool area was ideal for large parties – with lots of food , music, and drinks, not to mention predatory men of a certain age. Young women always outnumbered males and most of the men were a lot older. There was always a fabulous buffet and that’s what attracted hungry young actresses, models etc. My friends and I never missed a party just because of the food. And you could meet those old time Las Vegas comedians and all kinds of athletes. Bill Cosby was always there, enthusiastically greeting gaggles of arriving girls. It was fun while it lasted, but also a little sleazy…

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VITO SCHNABEL STRIKES AGAIN

He calls himself an art dealer but New Yorkers consider Vito Schnabel, 33, to be more of a Casanova. He is, of course, the son of artist Julian Schnabel– a name that opens many doors. Through the years, Vito’s name has opened the doors of many beautiful actresses and models, including Amber Heard, Demi Moore, and Heidi Klum. Recently he’s been seen with Bradley Cooper’s ex Irina Shayk and his timing couldn’t be worse. Above, Irina and Vito are seen entering his apartment, ignoring social isolation rules. Not even the coronavirus can stop Vito Schnabel from starting a new romance…

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HOLLY MADISON: WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

Holly Madison became famous overnight when Hugh Hefner declared her his ”#1 girl.” She starred on the popular Playboy reality series The Girls Next Door for five years and young guys aspired to date her and young girls wanted to BE her. She left the show in 2010 with considerably more fame and money than she had before. Holly found success performing in Las Vegas, started a family there, got a divorce there, and now she’s moved back to LA. She’s still beautiful, works out faithfully, but there’s one FLAW. Those AWFUL hair extensions hanging over her shoulder! It’s time for a hair intervention…

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OJ SIMPSON HAS THE HOTS FOR KIM KARDASHIAN

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OJ Simpson is definitely a monster, but he does have his bizarrely entertaining moments. He’s serving his 33 year prison sentence in Nevada but he can still dream, can’t he? according to RadarOnline, OJ has become fixated on Kim Kardashian and has her nude photos from Playboy on his cell wall. He reasons that she likes black ball players and while he’s serving time, he bragged to a prison buddy, “Kanye can have her now, but when I get out, she’s MINE!” Kim was only 14, when her father represented Simpson on trail for murdering his wife Nicole. Ironically, he was rumored to have had a fling with Kris Jenner that resulted in the birth of Khloe. Of course, OJ weighs 300 pounds now, so when he’s released, women might not be so attracted to him.

WAYNE GRETZKY AND JANET JONES DEFIED THE HOLLYWOOD ODDS

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Wayne Gretzky and his wife Janet Jones, both 53, have had an unusually long Hollywood marriage – in spite of his predilection for flirting. The hockey champ and his actress/Playboy pinup wife Janet have five kids and celebrate their 26th anniversary this year. Wayne played for Canada until he wed Janet, and then they moved to Los Angeles for her budding career as an actress. Janet was said to have one of the best bodies of all time. She never became a big star but was kept busy with the family. Above, the couple is leaving a restaurant and fans still clamor for Wayne’s autograph.

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KATE MOSS ISN’T EXACTLY OVER THE HILL

Supermodel Kate Moss looks mighty fine on the cover of Playboy’s 60th Anniversary edition coming out in January. One thing irks us, however, and that is the big and unnecessary fuss over Kate’s age. It seems like everyone writing about her cover is amazed by the fact that she turns 40 in January. What’s the big deal about her age? Aren’t we past that? Would someone 20 really look any better on the cover than she does? Give a girl a break…