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NO PINK TUTUS FOR NORTH WEST

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North West is not even two years old and she’s already taking tap and ballet classes. Kim picked up her daughter after class and we’re betting Nori was the only student dressed all in BLACK! It’s her father Kanye’s favorite color. Imagine that – a black tutu! Nori also has a black leather motorcycle jacket like her mom’s, that Kim is carrying. We wonder if she’ll rebel when she gets a bit older and insist on PINK like the other little girls wear.

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KANYE WEST TEACHES NORTH WHEN IT’S OKAY TO SMILE

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It hasn’t been easy, but Kanye West is teaching his little girl Nori NOT to smile. North West is generally a happy baby, full of laughter, so it’s a challenge. Of course, the LAST thing Kanye wants is a daughter who is NOT Cool. So the smiling, especially in the presence of paparazzi, has to stop. They are on their way to a children’s play center in London so Nori will presumably be allowed to smile once they are inside and having fun.

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KANYE WEST PRESENTS BABY NORTH IN BLACK LACE LINGERIE

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In a last ditch attempt to upstage the models at the close of Fashion Week, the Kanye West family showed their solidarity by wearing all black again. Kim managed to keep a straight face in her sheer black lace lingerie outfit (designed by Kanye?) Either funniest or most tragic of all, little North wore a mini-version of her mom’s lingerie and didn’t look happy about it.

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KANYE WEST THINKS TV IS BENEATH HIM, BUT IT’S ALL RIGHT IF THEY PAY FOR HIS WEDDING

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Kanye West continues to not make much sense. Ratings are down for “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and according to RadarOnline, producer Ryan Seacrest appealed to Kim to have baby North on the show- even briefly. After the big pregnancy build-up last season, fans want to see Kim interacting with her baby and she wouldn’t mind at all. Of course Kanye West is appalled by the idea – he thinks TV is tacky and hopes the show goes off the air. ON THE OTHER HAND, Kanye is perfectly all right with getting MARRIED on TV in Paris, and having the E channel foot the bill!
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KANYE WEST: HIS BABY’S IN BLACK


Kanye West has been educating and immersing himself in modern design, architecture, and fashion, thanks to friends in Europe and Wallpaper magazine. He shops at Barneys and isn’t afraid to wear skirts. Black, white, and cream are the only colors he wants to see in his world. He is now horrified by the tacky 11 million dollar mediterranean McMansion in Bel Air he bought with Kim, so he’s completely renovating the interior. (They’re living in a rental near her mom for now.) Kanye wants North to reflect his sleek understated style so the little girl is dressed only in black, white, or cream. No pink. The nursery will be done in navy, black and white.

KANYE WEST: “LET’S TALK ABOUT ME!”

Despite the success of his album Yeezus, Kanye West is increasingly irritated that his baby North is all anyone asks him about. The more he publicizes his album the more baby questions he has to endure. Of course, he’s crazy about his little girl, but she’s upstaging him in a big way. Kim and Kanye turned DOWN a 3 million dollar offer from an Australian magazine for exclusive baby photos. North could be worth more than Kanye’s music! Kris Jenner must be grinding her teeth at the THOUGHT of turning down that much money, and it indicated that the baby will probably NOT be debuting on her new talk show.