Feud!

KIM KARDASHIAN HAS THE LAST LAUGH – ON HER TWITTER WAR WITH DEMI MOORE

Two years ago Demi Moore took exception to a tweet of Kim Kardashian’s and it started a mini-twitter war. Kim nonchalantly tweeted that she was “out pimpin’ with my friends” and Demi criticized her immature choice of words –pointing out that “a pimp is a slave owner” and the pimp culture should not be glorified. Kim was irritated, but let it slide at the time. But she didn’t forget. At Elton John’s party Kim was heard making fun of the fact that Demi was caught doing drugs with much younger friends -“she called ME immature!” Kim laughingly requested a song “dedicated to Demi” – the song was Devo’s “Whip It!

Incidentally, Kim K insists that this did NOT happen….

JENNIFER ANISTON IS RIDDLED WITH GUILT AND REGRET

Jennifer Aniston got some bad news this weekend – her mother Nancy Dow, 75, had a stroke and was hospitalized in serious condition. Jen’s boyfriend Justin Theroux immediately drove her to the hospital and waited patiently outside. This is particularly upsetting for Jennifer because she refused to have anything to do with her mother for 12 years. Jennifer was infuriated when Nancy gave a TV interview and talked about Jen in 1996, and stopped speaking to her mom. Later Nancy wrote a book about their relationship and she didn’t get an invitation to Jen’s wedding to Brad Pitt. Brad constantly tried to talk Jen into forgiving her mother, but they didn’t reconcile until 2008. Now that her mother is so ill and unable to speak, Jen feels awful about the estrangement and the time together they lost.

DENISE RICHARDS DIDN’T WANT TO BE A PAWN IN THE WAR BETWEEN CHARLIE SHEEN AND CHUCK LORRE

Denise Richards is smarter than she looks. We were startled to hear that she was invited to appear on the first episode of this season’s “Two and a Half Men” with Ashton Kutcher. Certainly she can use the money and exposure for her lagging career. But we give her credit for instantly recognizing it was not a generous gesture on the part of producer Chuck Lorre, but simply one-up-man-ship. It would have been a huge slap in Charlie Sheen’s face if Denise had accepted the role. Denise doesn’t want to erode relations with the father of her children so she regretfully turned down the opportunity.

NENE LEAKES AND STAR JONES: BATTLES IN AND OUT OF THE BOARDROOM

Call us racist, but we can hardly wait to watch the melodrama between Atlanta Housewife NeNe Leakes and Star Jones on Celebrity Apprentice. Apparently the sniping and backstabbing between these two is a large part of the series. Star has said “I don’t like the vitriol and ghetto histrionics that she (Leakes) has been putting out there! It demeans black women and stereotypes them as unprofesional, loud, and uneducated.” NeNe told Wendy Williams that she “wouldn’t spit on Star Jones if she were on fire” and insists that she is a down-to-earth person. This will be a fun feud.

THE SITUATION HAS A SUGGESTION FOR JOY BEHAR

The Situation (Mike Sorrentino) says he refuses to stoop to the level of Joy Behar. Joy has frequently ripped the Jersey Shore clan as “reflecting badly on Italian-Americans” and when the crew guested on “The View,” she bluntly advised them to “Save your money.” The Situation made an appearance in Minneapolis at Bootleggers bar and our inquisitive colleague in gossip, CJ from the Star-Tribune, asked him about Behar’s frequent negative comments. Mike responded with guido tact “If you don’t like somebody’s show – change the channel and shut your mouth!” He added that he IS saving his money.