Christmas
LIEV SCHREIBER CARRIED THE FAMILY CHRISTMAS TREE HOME ON HIS BACK
If this photo doesn’t get you in the mood for Christmas, nothing will. It’s sweet that Liev Schreiber and his wife Naomi Watts go out of their way to do so many ordinary things with their children. Maybe that’s partly because they live in New York instead of in a mansion behind a big gate in Beverly Hills. They are obviously successful parents who want their kids to grow up the way they did – enjoying normal activities.
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HEY MILEY – PATRICK IS BEING A GOOD BOY!
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Did Patrick Schwarzenegger post this photo as a message to Miley Cyrus? What could be more wholesome than a family portrait in matching flannel PJ’s surrounded by a mountain of fancy gifts? Patrick looks quite angelic with his mom Maria Shriver and his siblings. As we predicted, Miley and Patrick spent Christmas separately with their respective families and will probably cheer in the New Year together. While Patrick was behaving, Miley was posting topless photos of herself to give him something to look forward to. (Love those dogs!)
WAYNE NEWTON’S IDEA OF FESTIVE ATTIRE
Wayne Newton and Olivia Newton-John (no relation) turned up at a cheerful holiday charity event in Las Vegas this weekend. Olivia looks cute in her red coat and Santa hat, but Wayne looks strangely serious all in black. We’re always jarred by Wayne’s jet black helmet hair. Does he think it looks natural? He’s one of the few heterosexual men we know who’s had a LOT of work done and doesn’t admit it.
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OH NO! JOHN TRAVOLTA IS DOING IT AGAIN!
Last year John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John surprised us all with their holiday album “This Christmas.” Their singing duets from the 1978 movie Grease had been a huge success so they decided to try it again. The awkward album debuted to mixed reviews (described as “schmaltz,” “train wreck,” and in other unflattering terms.) The only video from the CD (below) is equally weird and suspiciously Scientological. Anyway, John is apparently undaunted by these minor setbacks, and is now aiming to release a pop CD of his own!
KANYE WEST AND HIS ARTISTIC PREDILECTIONS
We simply cannot let the issue of the handbag that Kanye West gave Kim for Christmas pass by without comment. Granted, Kim may be tough to shop for- because she seems to already have everything – materialistic, that is. Kanye was determined to show both his generosity and the “artistic edge” he claims to have acquired, so he took a $16,000 Hermes Birkin bag and had artist George Condo paint on it. Condo’s work has been known to sell for a million dollars, but this looks like an atrocity to us. We think he ruined a perfectly nice bag, but Kim says she loves it and posted this photo on Instagram.
P DIDDY WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT HE’S A DEVOTED FATHER
Not to be outdone by the Kardashians, P Diddy gathered up his six children to pose for his idea of a family Christmas card. Apparently the three baby-mamas responsible for the kids don’t get along and chose not be part of the holiday greeting. Quincy, 22, is Diddy’s “stepson” and he also has a set of twin girls and another daughter all the SAME age – 7. Diddy was a serial cheater so it’s not surprising the women opted OUT of the picture.
HOWARD STERN HAS SOME GENDER FUN FOR CHRISTMAS
No way can we NOT publish Howard Stern’s Christmas card featuring him in a very carefully assembled drag outfit as Mrs Santa Claus. Howard is sitting on the lap of his wife of five years, Beth, as she plays Santa Claus. Howard’s hair and makeup are exquisite, and he’s wearing a short skirt, black tights and huge high heels. Just so you don’t forget what they REALLY look like – the card also features the Sterns in real life. ET got hold of the card first.
