Brad Pitt

BRAD PITT: LOOKING GOOD IS NO ACCIDENT

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Brad Pitt appears to be a casual guy but few people know that he’s really interested in fashion and CARES about what he wears. As soon as he hit it big in Hollywood and started working steadily, he acquired a stylist to shop for him. He doesn’t have the time or inclination to shop for himself, but he knows what he wants. He tells his personal shopper what to look for and she brings him a large selection of things he asks for as well as suggestions of her own. That’s why he never looks like a slob. (Above, Brad was photographed looking dapper in tweed, leaving the Greenwich Hotel in New York.)

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BRAD AND ANGELINA’S “BY THE SEA” IS A MONUMENTAL BORE

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Anybody who is fond of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie should be warned to stay as far as possible AWAY from their movie “By the Sea” which opens this weekend. Why Angelina wrote such a self-absorbed and unlikeable character for herself is a mystery. And Brad doesn’t fare much better as an alcoholic writer with writer’s block. They play a married couple with some kind of problems – they rarely speak to each other and the movie is filled with unbearably loooong silences. Even the European seaside location is stagnant. The story never makes much sense and the scenes are endless and boring. Oh, and Angelina’s wig was consistently distracting. Don’t waste your money.

BRAD AND ANGELINA SHOW THE KIDS HOW THE OTHER HALF FLIES

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Someday a coffee table book will be published featuring only airport photos of the traveling family of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. It will document the family through the years as the children grow up and achieve their own sense of style. The whole family is together today headed for the South of France, and reportedly they actually flew economy class!

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THE EVOLUTION OF SHILOH JOLIE-PITT

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While Angelina Jolie was at home scratching her chicken pox rash, Brad Pitt, Pax, Maddox, and Shiloh attended the Unbroken premier in her place. (As you know, we highly recommend the movie) Whenever we see a Jolie-Pitt family photo we can’t take our eyes off Shiloh. For a few years we thought she was the image of Brad, but lately her looks have taken a turn toward Angelina, and that is NOT a bad thing. Love her little jacket and tie.

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BRAD PITT KNOCKED ‘EM DEAD IN AUSTRALIA

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Australian fans in Sydney went a little nuts when Brad Pitt arrived looking like THIS for the premier of “Unbroken” which Angelina directed. Brad always looks great in a suit and he’s got new glasses – much better than those yellow lenses- and his HAIR looks amazing. Brad is very lucky to be 50 years old and have a full head of hair. Takes after his father.

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BRAD PITT AND HIS CLARK GABLE MUSTACHE

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“Fury” star Brad Pitt walked out of his New York hotel looking cool and collected with his briefcase and distressed fedora. We just saw a screening of his movie and it was difficult to sit through. Brad and the other actors are excellent but if you’re looking for Clint Eastwood’s son, he’s only onscreen for ten seconds. Stories about men at war are usually disturbing, but this was particularly gory and violent. And hopeless. Our side seemed to be as malicious as the enemy. What makes people buy movie tickets so they can relive horrible events?

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THE REAL REASON JON VOIGHT WASN’T INVITED TO BRAD AND ANGELINA’S WEDDING

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No surprise that Angelina and Brad didn’t tell her father Jon Voight about their marriage or invite him to the wedding. It has nothing to do with the on-again off-again estrangement between Jon and Angelina – it has to do with his BIG MOUTH! Jon can’t keep a secret and Angelina knows it. Jon’s blabbing to the press has raised Angelina’s hackles more than once. He just can’t resist chatting (and we love him for that, but Angie doesn’t.) Brad is happy that Angelina and her father do see each other occasionally now, and he visits the kids.

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BRAD PITT’S HAIR WAS ONCE AN OBJECT OF DESIRE

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Brad Pitt can rest easy, knowing that one of his first important movies has been resurrected for Netflix. Tom DeCillo, the director of 1991’s Johnny Suede was appalled to learn that 50’s guitarist Link Wray’s music had been cut from the Netflix version of the movie in which Brad plays a clueless southern boy with a huge pompadour who aspires to be a rockabilly star. It’s a strange and aimless film – perhaps inspired by David Lynch and Jim Jarmusch, but ultimately entertaining. Anyway, the director got the music back in the movie and re-edited it to perfection for your – and Brangelina’s – Netflix enjoyment. (Above Nick Cave and Brad Pitt)

KID’S DRAWING LOOKS BETTER ON BRAD PITT THAN ON THE REFRIGERATOR

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Looks like at least one of Brad and Angelina’s kids is an artist. Brad, Angelina, Maddox, and Zahara were photographed hustling through the airport as usual, and Brad was wearing a special t-shirt. If you look closely it’s a kid’s drawing of Brad and Angelina – perhaps a Father’s Day gift. Cute.

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