Bad Fashion

HOLD ON! IS THIS KESHA – OR JESSICA SIMPSON?

It would be no big deal if this WERE Kesha because she’s known for her “perplexing” outfits. But it happens to be Jessica Simpson and SHE runs a billion dollar fashion company, so we have higher expectations! What possessed her! Jessica is blessed with so much natural beauty, but her too-tight outfit makes her look like – dare we say – a floozie! And those Kesha style sunglasses are just plain silly. Would YOU buy clothes from her?

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LEONARDO DICAPRIO: “CARELESSLY MASCULINE” OR COMMON SLOB?

He may LOOK like just another dopey guy on the street with his cargo shorts and baseball cap, but in spite of the PLASTIC bag tied to his sagging pants, Leonardo DiCaprio, 42, does more than just talk about saving the environment. With partners, he bought a 104 acre island off Belize that has been depleted of plants and fish. The investors plan to restore and replant the island and build a lush but environmentally friendly and sustainable resort there. They hope it will become a showcase and model for the future. It’s an expensive proposition, but Leo and friends aim to open the resort next year.

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AND KIM KARDASHIAN WONDERS WHY PEOPLE THINK SHE’S TACKY

It’s hard to believe, but Kim Kardashian, 36, actually went out to dinner in New York dressed like THIS – and she never batted an eye. What is WRONG with her? The situation reminded us of Anna Wintour’s response when she was criticized for putting Kim on the cover of Vogue. Wintour explained “You can’t have tasteful people on the cover ALL the time- the role of Vogue is to reflect what’s going on in the culture.” Horrifying, but true…

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50 CENT LOOKS LIKE AN INFLATABLE POOL TOY IN THIS SUIT

There is considerable speculation about how much money 50 Cent does or does NOT have (remember the recent “bankruptcy”?) One thing we DO know- he has enough cash to buy a suit that fits. This is not the first time we’ve seen the rapper stuffed into an outfit two sizes too small. Those bulging muscles look ready to pop the seams of his petite suit and we can only IMAGINE how uncomfortable it is. He DOES look good when he’s all dressed up, but it’s time someone told Fiddy what size he really IS, and maybe suggested a custom tailor.

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CELINE DION COULD PICK A MORE FLATTERING OUTFIT FOR PARIS!

Yikes. Celine Dion arrived with great fanfare in Paris for her upcoming concert and this suit was her choice of apparel. Is it her Canadian fashion sense? Celine is blessed with a slender frame and this suit has a perfectly nice silhouette, BUT that flower print is an assault to the eyes. Her saggy white t-shirt and overlong pants don’t make it any easier to look at, but her adoring fans couldn’t care less.

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ADAM SANDLER: IT’S TIME TO GROW UP!

From what we’ve heard, Adam Sandler is an awfully nice guy, but that doesn’t excuse his boorish appearance. In what universe is it acceptable for a successful 50 year old man to show up for lunch at an expensive upscale restaurant (E. Baldi) in Beverly Hills, looking like THIS? Guess what, Adam, you’re a grown man now and you dress like a CHILD! It can only be an insult to the people you’re eating with. It’s time to put more effort into your appearance, Adam, and it wouldn’t hurt to do the same for your film scripts…

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BELLA HADID DOING HER BEST BLAC CHYNA IMITATION

What possessed a perfectly lovely model like Bella Hadid to dress like a desperate-for-attention stripper at the Met after party? Was she trying to get her exboyfriend The Weeknd to take his eyes off his tastefully attired new girlfriend Selena Gomez? We wonder why her girlfriends like Kendall Jenner or Hailey Baldwin didn’t intervene and tell her what they really thought of her get-up.

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NICKI MINAJ IS DROWNING IN HAIR EXTENSIONS

One would THINK that hip hop diva Nicki Minaj would pick up some style ideas while she’s in Paris attending some of the Fashion Week shows. But no, she just seems to be trying to pull attention away from the designers by exposing too much of herself. She shared front row seats with fashion editors who looked so uncomfortable they didn’t know where to put their eyes. Above, she’s rocking one of her more conservative outfits – albeit a few sizes too small. But that absurdly fake HAIR – longer than her Fox coat! And sunglasses at night!

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NICOLE KIDMAN IS STANDING BY HER MAN?

Lion star Nicole Kidman appeared at an award show in Germany looking like she should be at the Country Music Awards in the 1970’s. Her fussy frilly flower print pastel frock seems awfully unsophisticated for the Oscar winning actress. Nicole must learn to say no when designers pressure her to wear free dresses that she would never buy for herself.

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