ROD STEWART: THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN

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We knew that Rod Stewart’s wife Penny Lancaster was taller than him, (6’1”) but this is ridiculous! She’s not even wearing platforms! This picture is not photoshopped, it’s just shot at an amazing angle and nattily dressed Rod looks diminutive. (He claims to be 5’11.”) The unlikely pair were on their way into 34 Restaurant in London. We wonder if Rod will see the humor in this.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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22 thoughts on “ROD STEWART: THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN

  1. Holy amazon woman, looks like he belongs on her key chain. This pic is too funny.

  2. He love those big beautiful blonde models…..and who could blame him. He always looks happy with her and vice versa. Hope they have a wonderful life together with their two children.

    Remember that his second wife, Rachel Hunter, was five foot eleven inches and had a beautiful build but she had a rather large frame too but also gorgeous.

  3. I hope Janet does realize she is 2 stairs higher than him on top of just being taller. Personally, I would never want a shorter man (lucky for me, I’m not supermodel tall) but to each his own. No point in making fun of them because he’s shorter.

  4. Tom Cruise must feel a little better now, as he has married two women about 5 or 6 inches taller that him. lol

  5. PS: I think Mimi Rogers (his first wife) was only about 2 or 3 inches taller than Tommy. As most know, Mimi is the one who introduced Tommy to Scientology. And looks like he took the SCI ball and ran with it.

    Penny, honey, you look like you are starving.

    Jack Sprat could eat no fat
    His wife could eat no lean
    And so betwixt them both
    They licked the platter clean.

  6. Rod, like many Hollywood men, seems to have a thing for tall women. In view of that, it wouldn’t make sense for him to be sensitive about his height, but you never know.

    I think too much is made of height. There are plenty of extremely sexy men under 6 feet. Rod looks particularly good in this photo.

  7. this is “GOOD” news for professional FAGGOOT & DWARF tom cruise?
    now his brains will even be smaller?

  8. “You really are one superficial c*nt.”

    And how is a “deep” c…t, according to u at least, dumbass?

  9. @Indy
    Have you ditched the quotes and resorted to nursey rhymes? LOL???!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!:(

  10. Walt, LOL

    You may be right. I am now 2 and 1/2 years old. Waaaa waaaa , I want my banky and baba.

    One for the road: He who laughs last, laughs best. 🙂

    Walt, Tuesdays I go to the best most delicious Mexican buffet en todo el mundo. I’ll be thinkin’ of ya. 🙂

  11. Oh Janet… you made one mistake: Penny is not his girlfriend… she’s his wife 😛

  12. Fabu: You are correct. Wonder why we (I) didn’t catch that. They are indeed hitched. lol

  13. She’s actually 2.5 steps higher than him or about 15″, both of his legs are bent, but only one of hers is, he’s just stepping up off a sidewalk that’s not level, but slanted down to the curb, she’s also closer to the camera which made her look even taller & she’s wearing what looks to be 3″ heels, which makes her about 6’4″.
    All of those things add up to making her look far taller than she would if she were wearing flats & standing next to him.
    But the remarkable thing is that he has enough confidence to go out in public with her while wearing heels that make her so much taller than him.
    Tom Cruise rarely lets Katie Holmes do that & she’s only 3″ taller than him!

  14. I;ve seen pics of Katie Holmes next to the Cruise-meister and she has on flat shoes and towers over him by at least 4-5 inches. He is 5 ft 6 in and she is 5 ft 11.

  15. @Indy,

    Mexican food sounds soooooo good….so does Italian….Chinese……Japanese….Indian…….Greek….. and SOUTHERN IS STILL MY FAV!

  16. Rod has sucked a huge amount of cock in his life so he is very flexible.

  17. Christine India:
    Every single site lists Katie Holmes as 5’9″ or 1.75M!

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