ROD STEWART GETS EXTRA INCHES WHERE HE NEEDS THEM

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We never could resist a story about a male celebrity with elevator shoes. Rod Stewart and his bride Penny Lancaster turned up at a Cartier party at the London Natural History Museum and miraculously they appeared to be close to the same height. Usually the 6’1″ Penny towers over Rod, who claims to be 5’10”. A close look revealed that not only was Penny wearing ballet flats, but Rod has shoes with built up heels. Whatever works.

13 thoughts on “ROD STEWART GETS EXTRA INCHES WHERE HE NEEDS THEM

  1. Stand up and take your rightful place in the world Rod! Love a man who can rise to the occasion.

  2. Wow! Janet you have outdone yourself with this shocking news!

  3. His many, many kids are all fucked-up embarrassments, try using birth control from now on, Rod.

  4. he’s got a big 1 between his legs! and the poor man is so short that’s why the special heels.

  5. For me, I could not marry a man that is a chain-smoker or is shorter than me. These are just 2 no-nos. It would not last, $$$$ be damned. But then again, that’s just me. Cheers.

  6. early Faces and early solo Rod (even 80’s solo Rod) = genius
    current Rod doing standards = embarrassingly AWFUL

  7. Hmmm, all dressed up for Sean’s latest court appearance maybe?

  8. Hmmm, all dressed up for Sean’s latest court appearance maybe?

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