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DID TIGER WOODS’ WIFE BEAT HIM UNCONSCIOUS WITH A GOLF CLUB?

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The more Tiger Woods slams the door on the inquisitive cops, the more intriguing his “story” becomes. Apparently, he’s had advice from a lawyer and decided not to discuss his embarrassing crash with the police. But it’s not difficult to put the pieces together and figure out exactly what happened. We picture tiger’s wife Elin, shortly before the accident, alternately waving the National Enquirer in Tiger’s face, screaming accusations of cheating, and battering him. Tiger, like many men, chose to leave when the going got rough, and as he grabbed his keys, Elin tore after him with a golf club. He leaped into his Cadillac SUV with Elin hot on his heels, smashing all the car windows she could reach. As he looked back at her he slammed into the fire hydrant and tree. In photos it appears that the vehicle was only damaged on the front passenger side. Yet, somehow he ended up unconscious on the ground. Did Elin BEAT him unconscious? SIGNIFICANTLY, the neighbor with property damage called 911, NOT Elin. Did the cops check for blood on the golf club? It’s a juicy story and it’s bound to reverberate for awhile – especially since the “party girl” Tiger is accused of cheating with, has hired Gloria Allred.

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Sunday, November 29, 2009
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COURTNEY LOVE AND DJ QUALLS: STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT

We were enthralled by the Page Six story about Courtney Love, 45, hooking up with DJ Qualls, 31 and we just had to display their photos side by side. He’s the skinny actor from “Hustle & Flow” who usually plays a brainy nerd, and you’ve seen him a million times. According to the paper, Courtney and her band were partying at 1Oak, and Qualls, who was at the next table, introduced himself. They started chatting and soon Courtney was “all over him.” She dragged Qualls to Scores strip club where major smooching took place. They stumbled out at 4 AM. Quite an amusing couple.

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Saturday, November 28, 2009
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TIGER WOODS’ WIFE BEAT HIM WITH A GOLF CLUB FOR CHEATING

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Are YOU thinking what WE’RE thinking about Tiger Woods’ “accident?” Surely it’s not a coincidence that this drama happened the day after the National Enquirer released the story about Tiger having an affair with New York party girl Rachel Uchitel. (photo above) Their Dec 7th issue detailed at least three trysts that Tiger and Rachel had in hotels in Las Vegas, Melbourne, and New York. (It gets lonely on those golf tours!) The odd circumstances of the crash – Tiger racing out of the driveway at 2:30 AM and hitting a hydrant and a tree, not to mention the “lacerations to his lips” and the fact that his wife Elin smashed the rear widow of the SUV with a golf club. Sounds to us like a few holiday cocktails and a scandal set off a family firestorm. We expect Elin will be getting a big diamond SOMETHING soon…..

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Friday, November 27, 2009
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MISCHA BARTON HAS CHACE CRAWFORD TO LOOK FORWARD TO

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Mischa Barton doesn’t look terribly distressed over the cancellation of “The Beautiful Life” (the remaining episodes will air but no new shows have been ordered.) However, she does look DIFFERENT than she did on the series. We’re not sure this is a flattering hair color – maybe we just need time to get used to it. . It’s rumored that she‘ll be starring in a movie “Upstate” with Chace Crawford, so all is not lost.

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Thursday, November 26, 2009
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MELANIE GRIFFITH’S SON ALEXANDER DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HIS FATHER

Here’s an interesting photo of Melanie Griffith, her kids, and her mother Tippi Hedren at the airport. Melanie’s son Alexander (with ex-husband Steven Bauer) is 24, her daughter Dakota (with ex-husband Don Johnson) is 20, and her youngest, Stella, (with present husband Antonio Banderas) is 13. We think Alexander looks a LOT more like Don Johnson than he looks like his father Steven Bauer – do you see the resemblance?

UPDATE: The mystery is solved, thanks to our astute readers. The Don Johnson lookalike IS actually Don’s son with Patti D’Arbanville. He’s Jesse Johnson, an actor, and Dakota’s half brother. The photographer misidentified him.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009
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LADY GAGA STOLE HER ACT FROM JOEY ARIAS

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Los Angeles is soooo lucky to have “Arias with a Twist” featured at the Redcat theater in Gehry’s glorious Disney Hall until mid-December. We’ve known Joey since the early 70’s when he was an eager high school kid in a band, working in our clothing store, The Garment District, on Sunset Strip. He was always bursting with creativity and when he moved to New York he joined up with legendary operatic performance artist Klaus Nomi and became a New Wave megastar in New York nightlife. Joey channels not only Billie Holiday, but Joan Crawford and Marlene Dietrich. Joey’s incredibly vixenish costumes are designed by his pal Thierry Mugler and executed by Project Runway’s Chris March. The cabaret show is affordable and deliciously entertaining. Lady Gaga’s AMA performance reminded us a LOT of Joey – we think she stole his act!

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
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DR 90210 AND HIS DESIGNER SURGICAL SCRUBS

Dr Robert Rey is the first doctor we’ve seen with custom tailored surgical scrubs. They’re BLACK with a flattering trim fit, they have the doctor’s name monogrammed on the chest, and best of all, the sleeves are shortened to better reveal the doctor’s tan and muscular arms. We like the silver accessories also. Dr 90210 is a fancy man.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
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THIS IS HOW ADAM LAMBERT LEFT TOWN

After that controversial sexed-up performance at the AMA’s, Adam Lambert does a pretty good job of keeping his identity low key at the airport. This is how he left for New York after the award show. The hat and glasses actually work for him – he’s pictured throwing two empty cans of Red Bull into the trash before making his way through security.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009
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ROB PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART FORGOT TO RUN IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart go out of their way to avoid being photographed in the same frame, so this picture of them arriving together at LAX is unusual, to say the least. They both dress DOWN in public, but the movie star sunglasses indoors make people who wouldn’t ordinarily give them a second glance, look again.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
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LADY GAGA OUTMANEUVERS VICTORIA BECKHAM

“Take THAT Posh Spice!” is what Lady Gaga seems to be saying with this outlandishly shoulderpadded black suit. Victoria Beckham was first to rock the exaggerated pagoda shoulder look, but now Gaga has outdone her by a mile. HER shoulders are so big they look like the back of an easy chair. Lady Gaga loves the outfit so much she’s already worn it TWICE – while signing CD’s for fans at Best Buy and on the Jay Leno show. We love her sense of humor.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
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