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GEORGE CLOONEY’S MOTHER LOOKS MORE LIKE HIS SISTER

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We were struck by this photo of George Clooney, his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, and his mother Nina Warren. George was blessed with a gorgeous set of parents – his father is a handsome newscaster, who met his mother when she was a contestant in a beauty pageant in Ohio that he was judging. Believe it or not, George’s parents have been married for fifty years. You’d think a stable family like that would influence George to settle down, but that’s not the case.

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009
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This bootylicious reality star is in for more heartbreak. She recently reconciled with her naughty boyfriend after forgiving him for cheating. Now she’s thinking about a wedding, but HE’S not. Behind her back, the boyfriend has taken up with yet another stripper in Los Angeles, and the stripper is already shopping the story around to the highest bidder.

Whodunit?? Guess who.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009
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TIGER WOODS: THE WORST IS YET TO COME

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Cheating celebrity husbands everywhere must be shaking in their shoes. The Tiger Woods affair in the National Enquirer has started an avalanche of talkative party girls and strippers. Women who’ve had encounters with Tiger Woods are spilling all the beans to the media without hesitation. Naturally that makes Rachel Uchitel’s denials even less believable. Who knew this mild mannered golfer was such a big time cheater? In the past, these sexy, available, homewrecker girls had a code of silence, but no more. Now they ALL want to sell their stories. No male celebrity is safe. And we gossips are thrilled!

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009
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CANDY SPELLING IS IN NO RUSH TO UNLOAD HER MANSION

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Candy Spelling’s 150 million dollar mansion has been on the market for eight months and she will not budge on her asking price. Candy’s in no rush to sell, but we’re betting her real estate agent, Rick Hilton (that’s Paris Hilton’s dad) would like to close the deal. The 56,500 sq ft, 4.7 acre property – it’s larger than the White House – has had a number of qualified lookers, but no takers. Hilton specializes in trophy properties and this is perhaps the biggest trophy of all in Los Angeles. He stands to make millions when it finally sells, but since Candy is stubborn, he’ll just have to relax and wait.

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Monday, November 30, 2009
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STEVE MARTIN BICYCLES THROUGH CENTRAL PARK

A fully equipped Steve Martin took a ride in Central park – and he wasn’t too macho to ride a girl’s bike. Steve’s movie, “It’s Complicated” with Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin, will be released on Christmas day. Alec also happens to be Steve’s cohost for the Academy Awards.

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Monday, November 30, 2009
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DON’T BOTHER WITH THIS BRANGELINA BOOK

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Here’s something to cross OFF your Christmas list: That new book “Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie” by Ian Halperin, who also considers himself an expert on Michael Jackson. Apparently Halperin read every magazine cover story about Brad and Angelina “breaking up” and turned it into a book. None of the material seems to be original and very little seems to be accurate. Halperin doesn’t know the real story behind Brad and Jennifer Aniston’s split, so it’s improbable that he got much else right. Halperin insists that Angelina is tired of Brad’s pot smoking and Brad is turned off by Angelina’s temper, and the relationship is about to implode. We predict Brad and Angelina will prove him wrong.

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Monday, November 30, 2009
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TIGER WOODS’ CRASH CAR IS IN HIDING ALSO

The Tiger Woods cover-up continues! Not only is Tiger refusing to reveal the details of his “accident” early Friday morning but he’s hiding the Cadillac SUV involved in the situation. After his car was towed away it was moved to the middle of a car storage area and it is the only one on the lot totally covered up by tarps. Lots of clues might be found on that vehicle. We’ve seen photos of the collision area but what might be even MORE interesting are the windows broken by Elin’s golf club. Did she bash the back of the car while chasing her husband in a rage? Did she knock Tiger OUT? Tiger and the Cadillac are both in hiding.

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Monday, November 30, 2009
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L.A. BIZARRO: ALMOST MORE THAN YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE UNDERBELLY OF LOS ANGELES

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We couldn’t WAIT for the new L.A.Bizarro book to arrive in the mail. It’s a guide, researched by Matt Maranian and Anthony Lovett, to the strangest places and elements of Los Angeles. Our favorite chapter is all about the free Scientology museum called “Psychiatry: An Industry of Death” located on Sunset Blvd. The book says that “fresh-faced volunteers who look and act exactly like human beings” guide visitors through the museum’s interactive displays of medieval torture, Victorian cruelty, modern atrocities, and lobotomies. The museum portrays psychiatrists as murderous sex-addicted quacks who are part of a global conspiracy. Psychiatry is blamed for the Nazi Holocaust, Islamic terrorism, 9/11, and school shootings. Warning: at the end of the tour, visitors are pressured to fill our surveys and reveal personal information. L.A. Bizarro prepares you for everything. Anybody who loves Los Angeles like we do, should own this book.

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Sunday, November 29, 2009
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MICKEY ROURKE AND HIS MODEL GIRLFRIEND PICK OUT A PUPPY

Mickey Rourke, 57, knows the way to a model’s heart is not through her stomach – lunch is fine, but a real live puppy is better. He seems to be cultivating a relationship with Russian model Elena Kuletskaya, 24, – they’ve been seen together in New York and the UK. He took her shopping at “Parrots & Pups” in the West Village and they carefully considered their choices. Elena got the puppy she wanted and they left together cuddling the new baby. We just wish they had adopted, instead of buying.

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Sunday, November 29, 2009
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JACLYN SMITH APPRECIATES BOTH KMART AND BARNEYS

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Jaclyn Smith’s Kmart apparel and home collections keep multiplying but occasionally she needs a bit of fashion inspiration so she heads to dog-friendly Barneys. Jaclyn often wears clothing from her OWN Kmart line and we admire her for that. Jaclyn’s $30 cashmere sweater offered last Christmas became the number one best seller of all Kmart online items. She’s a discount mogul.

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Sunday, November 29, 2009
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