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CHRISTIE BRINKLEY TO ALEXA JOEL: “YOU’RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!”

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One of Alexa Joel’s problems might be the fact that she resembles her father. Unhappy Alexa, 23, the daughter of model Christie Brinkley and singer Billy Joel, took too many pills in a half hearted suicide attempt a few days ago. She had just returned from a vacation with her mother and half-siblings which might not have been much fun, according to the New York Post. Apparently Christie and Alexa are often at odds because Brinkley is so critical of Alexa’s father. The paper says that Christie makes mean comparisons between her daughter and exhusband and warned Alexa that she had her father’s genes and might become an alcoholic or overweight like him. When Alexa was ten, Christie took a bite of a brownie and spit it in the trash, saying “This is how you eat without gaining weight!” Christie isn’t the first mother to torment a daughter who reminds her of an ex-husband, but just maybe, she learned a lesson.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

MTV’S “JERSEY SHORE” SEEMS LIKE A SPIN-OFF OF “GROWING UP GOTTI”

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We needed something to fill the gap when “Growing Up Gotti” went off the air and now we have it: “Jersey Shore.” MTV put eight twentysomething Italians (four guys and four girls) from the New York area into a summer share at the Jersey shore, equipped with a hot tub and other amenities. It’s walking distance from the beach and bars, so these self-described “guidos” and “guidettes” just party all the time. One of the guys, Pauly D, even LOOKS like a Gotti with his gelled hair, fake tan, and gold jewelry. Like “Growing Up Gotti,” this show also has subtitles because there’s a lot of sloppy diction, but it’s fun to see how this subculture carries on.

Monday, December 7, 2009

CINDY CRAWFORD TO GEORGE CLOONEY: ELISABETTA CANALIS IS “THE ONE”

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Elisabetta Canalis is getting closer and closer to George Clooney. On Sunday she impulsively fell in love with a dog up for adoption in an LA park (we love her for that) and took him home to George’s house. Later she went shopping at Von’s supermarket and she was driving George’s treasured black Porsche. Cindy Crawford thinks Elisabetta is “the one” for George, but does HE think so?

Monday, December 7, 2009

KELLY OSBOURNE: HEADED FOR HEARTBREAK

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Kelly Osbourne, 25, and her lookalike model boyfriend Luke Worrall, 20, have been together since ’08 and rumored to be engaged. But, if Luke’s latest magazine cover is any indication, a wedding may be out of the question. Luke appeared in drag on the cover of Candy – a cross dressing magazine in the UK. He looks awfully comfortable in makeup and women’s attire, causing us to doubt that Kelly will ever be walking down the aisle with him.

Monday, December 7, 2009

JAYCEE DUGARD AND LINDSAY LOHAN: DO YOU SEE A RESEMBLANCE?

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After a plethora of negative publicity, Lindsay Lohan is hoping to revive her acting career by starring in a movie based on the real life experiences of kidnap victim, Jaycee Dugard. Lindsay hasn’t exactly been bombarded by tempting offers lately so she’s trying to put together a deal to secure the rights to Jaycee’s story. Lindsay thinks she looks a lot like Jaycee and would be perfect to play her in a movie.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

JESSICA SIMPSON FANS WANT HER TO HAVE ANOTHER DOG

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Jessica Simpson has a message for her fans: please don’t send any dogs! Ever since her adorable Malti-poo Daisy was snatched by a coyote, Jessica has been swamped with offers from fans who want to get her another dog. One overzealous fan even sent a Malti-poo to Jessica’s house in Beverly Hills, but she never saw it. Security guards intercepted it and sent it back. Jessica is grateful that her fans care so much, but when she gets another dog, she wants to pick it out herself.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

NOW THAT SHE’S EXPECTING, AMY ADAMS HOPES TO FIND TIME TO MARRY

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Now that she’s pregnant, MAYBE Amy Adams will find time to marry her boyfriend of seven years, actor/artist Darren Le Gallo. They’ve been engaged for over a year and planned to marry in 2009, but Amy’s been so busy working on movies that she kept postponing the big event. Actually, Darren is the one who’s been pushing to tie the knot sooner rather than later. We’re guessing that “Julie & Julia” star Amy, 35, will prioritize the wedding now that she’s expecting.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

WHILE HUBBY’S AWAY, VICTORIA BECKHAM EXPERIMENTS WITH NEW HAIRSTYLES

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Victoria Beckham seems to have a new and somewhat unfortunate hairstyle in this photo taken when she brought her three boys to the Montage restaurant in Beverly Hills. Even her smartly dressed sons and that zippy little dress she’s wearing aren’t enough to call attention away from her head. That spiral in the middle of her forehead can’t be deliberate, can it?

Sunday, December 6, 2009

JUDE LAW AND SIENNA MILLER ARE SUPPRESSING THEIR GIGGLES

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Of course, they are more than just “friends!” Jude Law and Sienna Miller, who dated five years ago, went into his apartment building around 3 PM on Friday afternoon. Around 6 PM, they left separately for their Broadway shows, and were careful not to be photographed together. Jude is starring in “Hamlet” and Sienna is appearing in “After Miss Julie” with Jude’s best friend Jonny Lee Miller. It was Jonny who encouraged their reignited relationship. Both Jude and Sienna look like they’re laughing to themselves in these pictures.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

BRITS MAKE FUN OF DAVID BECKHAM’S HAIRCUT

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David Beckham created quite a stir when he arrived in Cape Town as England’s ambassador when various countries competed to host the World Cup tournament. He spent a day posing for photos and changed his suit three times. The UK’s Daily Mail newspaper criticized what they described as his ”mohican haircut and designer stubble.” Actually his Mohawk haircut is very cool and he happens to look great.

Friday, December 4, 2009