Kristen Stewart

WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK: KRISTEN STEWART

Not that there’s anything wrong with garter belts. But why on earth did Kristen Stewart choose to wear THIS to tape her appearance on the Seth Meyers Show? Creativity and originality are always appreciated, but Kristen doesn’t even look comfortable in this sexy get-up. Interesting (and welcome) that she did not over-do anything in the makeup department – no giant false eyelashes or big shiny lips. And no fake hair blowing in the wind. But the outfit just screams TRYING TOO HARD and we have to vote her worst dressed this week.

 

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KRISTEN STEWART IGNORES RED CARPET RULES

Leave it to Kristen Stewart – and Chanel – to make a conservative style look racy. Kristen’s frock for the red carpet closing of the Berlin Film Festival has a high collar, long sleeves and it’s ankle length with buttons down the front. No slits, no scoops and no glitz – except for the shiny buttons. The dress just happens to be see-through, and Kristen only wore high black panties underneath. You can see almost all of her tattoos. None of those predictable slinky gowns for Kristen – remember, she wore hot pants to the Oscars a few years back…

 

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“CRIMES OF THE FUTURE” INTRODUCES NEW CONCEPT: BODY HORROR

Here’s a movie guaranteed to make you forget YOUR problems. David Cronenberg’s NAME kinda gives me the creeps, and his new sci-fi horror film Crimes of the Future, which just premiered at Cannes, had people walking out, gagging, after the first five minutes at the “body horror!” One audience member even had a panic attack. The story takes place in the eerie future when the human species is adapting to a synthetic environment, (some have developed the art of digesting plastic) and bodies are starting to mutate. It’s the next stage of human development where humans can grow new organs – in odd places. Despite the walkouts, the film had a standing ovation also. Viggo Mortensen and Kristen Stewart (above) star. Back to the present – Kristen looks like she’s wearing that unflattering skirt backwards – doesn’t a bustle belong in the rear?

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WHY KRISTEN STEWART HAS A BOUNCE IN HER STEP

Lucky Kristen Stewart is literally dancing on air on her way to New York’s Carlyle Hotel to prepare for the Met Gala tonight. (Chanel tonight? designers love to dress her…) She’s on a roll- her movie about Princess Diana, Spencer, debuted at the Venice Film Festival to decent reviews- she was justifiably nervous about that one. The Twilight star is now 31- back in 2012 she was the highest paid actress in Hollywood. Her romance with costar Rob Pattinson fizzled, but after two years together, she’s seriously in love with screenwriter Dylan Meyer and marriage is not off the table. We’re expecting Dylan will be her Plus One tonight on the red carpet…

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KRISTEN STEWART AS PRINCESS DIANA?

When the Twilight movies were released, Kristen Stewart was horrified by the level of her popularity. Adoring fans were everywhere and they couldn’t keep their hands off her. She struggled to stay OUT of the limelight. So she must have been just a LITTLE surprised when it was announced that she would star as Princess Diana in a new film called Spencer. Twitter blew up with complaints and insults like “Are the casting people deaf and blind?” and “Melissa McCarthy would be a better choice!” and so on and so on…

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KRISTEN STEWART IS PUTTING CHARLIE’S ANGELS BEHIND HER

Just like the rest of us, Kristen Stewart is at the supermarket (in this case, Gelson’s in Hollywood) stocking up before the holiday. She bought firewood so maybe a romantic fire is in the mix. Her blonde companion is a new one, so we’re not sure WHO Kristen is spending Thanksgiving with. She’s had more girlfriends this year than we can count! Charlie’s Angels is Kristen’s first big flop movie so she might need some cheering up…

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KRISTEN STEWART’S LOVELIFE KEEPS EVERYONE GUESSING – AND THAT’S FINE WITH HER

Let’s face it, the biggest news of the day is Kristen Stewart’s new girlfriend. Kristen’s ex-boyfriend Robert Pattinson HAS to be amused by the fact that Kristen has only had relationships with women since they split. Most recently, Kristen was living with model Stella Maxwell, but they were last seen together a few months ago. Kristen is no slouch – she has evidently moved on to stylist Sara Dinkin – they’ve been observed handholding all over Los Feliz.

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ELIZABETH BANKS: THE NEW BOSLEY IN CHARLIE’S ANGELS

Elizabeth Banks, 44, is a feminist who puts her money where her mouth is. She’s producing, directing and co-wrote the script for – of all things – another Charlie’s Angels movie. (Banks has a successful production company with her husband) We suspect her point of view will be QUITE different from her male predecessors. The updated Charles Townsend Agency will now be a tech savvy security and intelligence service with offices around the world. Kristen Stewart plays one “angel” – were betting she’s the smart no-nonsense Kate Jackson type. The other two are beautiful model-types: Naomi Scott and Ella Balinska.

Above, Elizabeth at the Women’s March in LA

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FINALLY – A REASON TO LIKE KRISTEN STEWART!

It’s not about the hair- it’s about her FEET! Kristen Stewart, who always seems so disinterested in everything, surprised us by stepping up to the plate for women’s rights in Cannes! Back in 2015 women were appalled when they were BANNED from the red carpet for WEARING FLAT SHOES! The incident made the whole festival look archaic and insulting to women. This year Kristen tested the waters and went barefoot and carried her shoes on one carpet and last night she defiantly WORE FLAT SHOES. She said “If men don’t have to wear heels, why should WE? She wants equal rights. Nobody asked her to leave.

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KRISTEN STEWART AND STELLA MAXWELL: WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?

We can’t help but wonder what Rob Pattinson thinks when he sees photos of his ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart with her latest love, UK model Stella Maxwell. They look a whole lot more relaxed and happy than Kristen and Rob ever did.The enormously successful Twilight series came out from 2005 -2008 and its two stars Kristen and Rob were one of the hottest couples in the world. They were both freaked out by the paparazzi following them and they were never comfortable out in public. Kristen, now 27, is way more relaxed with Stella and they are often seen walking around their neighborhood. She and Rob have happier lives apart.

Above, Kristen and Stella in Los Feliz , looking like they had a late night…

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