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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT
We would like to thank one of our readers for sending in one of the following whodunits. We did our research (we had an inkling who it was, since the reader kept it anonymous) and added a few extra details we were able to confirm. Happy guessing and Merry Christmas!
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and trust us, this household name is SCORNED. Although she was semi-famous, she leapt to household name status thanks to her relationship with her rich and super famous former partner. That romance imploded, and while she walked away with a decent settlement, she is LIVID that her ex quickly moved on and seems happier than ever. She recently had a full blown meltdown and had to be sedated out of fear she would harm herself (this was all kept very hush hush) and now that she’s calmed down, she is out for REVENGE. Our gal has very compromising photos of her famous ex dressed up like a little boy in diapers and bonnets since he has a mommy fetish and likes to pretend he is a baby during intimacy. In case you’re wondering, she also has videos, and is about to go scorched earth unless she gets a WAY more lucrative payout since the price of her silence just went UP.
GUESS WHO!!
HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT
On paper, our gal is successful, famous, has a fun personality, and is drop dead gorgeous – so it’s a mystery why she just can’t seem to keep a man. Mystery solved. She talks a big game, but the sad truth is she is a terrible lover. One famous ex recently confided to a friend that despite her perfect body and model looks it felt like sleeping with a corpse since she barely moved or made a sound. Making matters even worse, she apparently isn’t very big on personal hygiene, and her private parts have a distinct and unpleasant odor. Her exes always seem to end things abruptly with lame excuses, since none of them apparently have the courage to tell her the real reason they’re bouncing.
GUESS WHO!!
HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT
Our gal is permanently on the A list but unfortunately – thanks to frivolous spending to maintain her incredibly lavish lifestyle – she is secretly suffering from money woes. It also didn’t help her bank account that she’s dealing with a financial burden due to some unpleasant family drama. The financial stress is taking a toll, and although she’s no longer in the prime of her life, she’s back on the circuit working her sequined butt off to keep the cash flowing. The grind is now affecting her mental health and she’s returned to a few familiar friends – booze ( especially champagne) and pills! It’s a bad combination and her relapses are starting to affect her performances, which is why she isn’t her usual professional self on stage. Friends fear the worst, and are bracing for a disaster, possibly another secret stay in a psychiatric hospital.
GUESS WHO!!
DAVID BECKHAM’S FACIAL HAIR IS UNDER CONTROL
Readers may have noticed that we are NOT fans of facial hair – especially beards- on most men. Why men today all want to look alike while hiding behind facial hair is a mystery we do not understand. A good looking man with a beard is wasting his assets. A not-so good looking man with a beard is worse looking. Handsome David Beckham chose to join the bearded masses, but at least he has facial hair that is carefully defined and maintained. We’re betting his designer wife Victoria influenced THAT…
DENIRO AND PACINO: IT’S TIME FOR A COMEDY
Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino are planning their swan song. The longtime friends have made 4 movies together – most notably The Godfather Part 2 in 1974, in which they shared no scenes together, and most recently The Irishman in 2019. Both are now in their eighties and decided it was the right time for one more collaboration. The buddies held a meeting in the private dining room at Il Fornaio in Beverly Hills on December 10, where they brainstormed. My source says they want to do a comedy with undertones of The Godfather, playing two retired mobsters from New York who wind up living together in Florida, and wreaking comedic havoc in their retirement community. (Sounds like fun to us!)
CHER AND BOYFRIEND ARE STILL AN ITEM
In case you’ve been wondering, Cher and her boyfriend Alexander “AE” Edwards, are still very much together. He was backstage at her SNL performance last weekend and they attended the after-party (above) together. Their age difference (she’s 79 and he’s 39) keeps everyone talking, but they are NOT engaged to be married – in spite of rumors spread by The Daily Mail and Page Six. Not long ago, AE gifted Cher with a diamond ring, but it was NOT an engagement ring. Obviously they are still having a good time together- they even have matching hair!
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MELANIA TRUMP HAS SOME FASHION COMPETITION
While she’s putting on a happy face in public, Melania Trump isn’t exactly thrilled with her stepson, Donald Jr’s new fiance, Bettina Anderson. When Donald was engaged to Kimberly Guilfoyle, Melania never had any competition for the fashion spotlight ( Kim’s style was considered garish and flashy.) But things are different with Palm Beach local and sometime model Bettina. Now that she’s engaged to Junior, Bettina is getting noticed in the world of fashion and she’s already been offered a few magazine covers – much to the chagrin of Melania. According to my inside source, Melania has already gotten her husband involved – he must let Junior know that Bettina can’t do any press or magazine spreads without getting approval from her and the President first.
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NICKI MINAJ TURNED MAGA FOR A REASON
In case you were wondering why Nicki Minaj is suddenly part of the MAGA crowd (going so far as to call Donald Trump “ handsome and dashing”) well, there’s a reason for all of that brown-nosing. According to my source, the rapper is trying to secure a pardon for her criminal husband, Kenneth Petty, who in addition to being a convicted felon, also has the honor of being a registered sex offender! Conniving Nicki knows Trump is loose with the pardoning, so she’s sucking up to him in hopes of getting one for her hubby. And THAT’S why she’s suddenly political and a Trumper.
TRAVIS KELCE’S LIFE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
Now that his Kansas City Chiefs are officially out of the playoffs (we’ve been writing about this for a few weeks now thanks to our reliable NFL source) star tight end Travis Kelce is gearing up to announce his retirement. According to my source, Travis recently told the team this is his last season and while he was hoping to make one more return to the Super Bowl, he has decided it’s time to hang up his helmet and focus on the next chapter of his career. In addition to marrying Taylor Swift next summer, Travis is already being offered a chance to become an NFL commentator. My source adds the offers are already POURING in, and that Travis will have his pick of post football career options.
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