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JUSTIN BIEBER FASHION: THE BLAND LEADING THE BLAND

Perhaps inspired by Kanye West, Justin Bieber launched his new online fashion collection called Drew House (Drew is Justin’s middle name) and we are UNDERWHELMED! It’s almost all BEIGE and lacks all the original details of actual designer clothes. The very ordinary looking unisex collection features shirts, hoodies, baggie pants, and t-shirts that look like they fit NOBODY. Smiley faces advertise the label and yawn-inducing beige corduroy pants go for $148, but Justin’s fans are lapping them up!

Bad Fashion Drew House Justin Bieber
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
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PARIS JACKSON: DEFINITELY NOT IN REHAB

The English tabloids have Paris Jackson checked into rehab because she is so devastated by the new documentary, Finding Neverland, about Michael Jackson’s child abuse accusers. We hear the documentary details the molestation of two of Michael’s now grown up accusers. The victims were too embarrassed and intimidated to accuse Michael when he was alive, but apparently the ME TOO movement inspired them to tell the truth now that they are grown up. NOBODY wants to think of Michael as a sexual predator, but we hear this film is very convincing. Regardless, Paris is NOT in rehab – you can clearly see she is shopping on Melrose Avenue with a new long-haired boyfriend and an observer noted that his neck was “covered with hickeys.” So it looks like Paris WILL survive!

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Child Molester Finding Neverland Michael Jackson Paris Jackson Rehab Sexual Predator
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
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LEATHER TUSCADERO IS ALIVE AND WELL

Ever wonder what happened to musician Suzi Quatro, who played the popular character Leather Tuscadero on Happy Days? We haven’t heard her name for quite awhile, and that’s because she moved to Europe in the late 70’s when she married the English guitar player in her band. She was such a hit ton the show that Garry Marshall offered her a Leather Tuscadero spinoff, but she turned him down. Her second husband was a German concert promoter and she moved to Germany. Now 68, Suzi’s had more hit records in Europe than the US, so it makes sense that she recently celebrated the release of another album in Hamburg.

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Happy Days Leather Tuscadero Suzi Quatro
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
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DEMI MOORE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE

She’s been off the radar for awhile, but Demi Moore surprised everyone when she appeared at Sundance flashing a BIG Hollywood smile and a whole lot of hair. She took time for autographs and photos and gathered quite a crowd just walking down the street. Demi is promoting her new comedy film Corporate Animals in which she plays an egotistical CEO who leads her staff into a disastrous situation.

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Demi Moore Hair! Sundance Teeth
Monday, January 28, 2019
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YARA SHAHIDI HAS HER NOSE IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES

Love, love, love Yara Shahidi’s outfit for the SAG Awards. It’s refreshing and original – and appropriate for an eighteen year old. Yara is a force to be reckoned with – she’s only 5’3” but already has numerous fashion and beauty contracts. She’s half black and half Iranian, and as smart as she is beautiful. The Grown-ish star will be filming while taking classes for her freshman year at Harvard, where she’s majoring in social studies aimed to accelerate her activism. We are impressed.

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Fashion Grown-ish Harvard SAG Awards Yara Shahidi
Monday, January 28, 2019
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THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER GOT IT RIGHT AGAIN

We were SO delighted to learn that The National Enquirer was responsible for exposing the Roger Stone sex scandal in the mid 90’s when he was top advisor for Bob Dole’s campaign. Ironically, Dole was lamenting the “moral crisis in America.” Stone was fired after the lurid story about him and his wife advertising in swingers magazines for threesomes (with MEN!) calling themselves a “hot former model and her bodybuilder husband.” Those were the good old days – this scoop couldn’t happen today because the NE publisher, David Pecker, protects Donald Trump and his friends…

To see a photo large enough to read every delicious detail, visit my Facebook page and click on Enquirer page photo

Roger Stone Sex Scandal The National Enquirer
Sunday, January 27, 2019
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QUEEN ELIZABETH: THIS IS HOW ROYALS HAVE FUN?

If anybody is steeped in tradition, it’s Queen Elizabeth, 92, and after all these years she still thinks a “hunt” is a good time. Imagine getting up at the crack of dawn with freezing temperatures, and trekking through the misty woods in search of birds to shoot. There are plenty of cute dogs around, but killing quail (or whatever birds these Brits hunt) just doesn’t seem like that much fun. The Queen (with a hood and walking stick) was having such a good time with her friends on vacation, however, that she didn’t even go home when the Duke had his driving accident. By the way, the Queen drove her own Range Rover to the shoot.

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Hunting Queen Elizabeth Royals Sports
Sunday, January 27, 2019
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CELINE DION: TIME TO FIRE YOUR STYLIST!

Who in their right mind let Celine Dion walk out of her hotel looking like this! And she’s in Paris, no less! From head to toe this get-up is an unflattering nightmare. This woman is worth 700 million dollars and you’d never guess it by looking at her now. Celine’s hairdresser should be fired also for encouraging these severe bun hairstyles. Celine is tallish and model slim – there’s no excuse for her looking like a clown!

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Bad Fashion Celine Dion Worst Dressed
Saturday, January 26, 2019
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ARNOLD AND MARIA STILL PATRONIZE THE SAME PLACES

It’s not often discussed, but when couples divorce – who gets custody of their favorite nail salon? Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger filed for divorce seven years ago, and back then they avoided running into each other. How times have changed. The divorce still isn’t final, but Arnold and Maria are quite civil. Maria and daughter Katherine were having mani-pedis at their usual Brentwood salon when Arnold and his girlfriend Heather walked in. Not a problem. Everyone was friendly and enjoyed their nail care in the same salon. We guess all the other patrons were whispering however…

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver Nail Salon
Friday, January 25, 2019
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THYLANE BLONDEAU IS HOLDING ON TO HER TITLE

When she was SIX years old, Thylane Blondeau was named “the most beautiful girl in the world” when her face appeared on the cover of Vogue Enfants. That’s SOME title to live up to! Now 17, Thylane is a model, (and brand ambassador for L’Oreal ) and she has her own clothing line called Heaven May. Above, she just finished a photoshoot in Santa Monica and met up with her DJ boyfriend and they took a smoke break together. Maybe spending time in California will inspire her to give up that nasty French habit…
Does anybody else think she resembles Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Denise Richards?

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Most Beautiful Thylane Blondeau
Thursday, January 24, 2019
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