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ANOTHER BARBIE WANNABE

Ever since Rodrigo Alves surgically turned himself into Jessica Alves, he/she has yearned to be Barbie and wear pink. Alves endured 91 cosmetic procedures – the most recent were a face and lip lift, a trim of the jaw and chin bones to make his head look smaller, and voice feminization surgery to raise the pitch. It’s utterly AMAZING what men will do to themselves to become women! The biggest mystery of all is WHERE does Alves get the money for all these surgeries and transitions? Does Brazilian-born Alves come from a ridiculously wealthy family? Another question: Where does he/she find legit doctors WILLING to pull off these iffy surgeries? Will all this time and effort help Jessica find Mr Right?

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Thursday, July 7, 2022
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NORTH WEST IS CULTIVATING EXPENSIVE HABITS

Not only does Kim Kardashian manage to get herself and her family invited to the hot ticket Paris Fashion Week designer shows, but she gets them dressed head-to-toe BY the designers. (There was a time when she couldn’t even finagle an invitation!) Jean-Paul Gaultier dressed three generations of Kardashians before they attended his show, and Kim and North are sporting mother/daughter nose rings with chains. North looks VERY happy to be included in the event and is already showing symptoms of fashion addiction and paparazzi appreciation.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2022
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WANNA WORK WITH BEYONCE? EXPECT TO BE VETTED!

Beyonce’s commitment to feminism has always been a bit dicey. Remember, she had a concert tour called the “Mrs Carter Show World Tour” and her famous “Single Ladies” sang about “putting a ring on it.” But she has picked up a new and interesting work rule: she doesn’t want to work with bad guys. She’s running Me-Too checks on all of her music collaborators – producers, songwriters, etc. If any of the guys have been accused of crimes against women, she won’t work with them. One guy she worked with on Drunk in Love a few years back turned out to be a serial rapist. Now she’s even checking out her OWN team to make sure they are behaving.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2022
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JARED LETO HAS A SECRET

In case you haven’t noticed, Jared Leto, 50, is obsessed with fashion. He looks young for his age, and always shows up at red carpet events and premiers extravagantly attired – and without a date. (He’s not above sporting an occasional skirt.) Through it all, he has maintained this unattractive beard, but the fact is, he doesn’t have to attract women. Leto’s little secret is the 27 year old Russian model girlfriend, Valery Kaufman, that he keeps under wraps! They were first seen together shopping for groceries in NY seven years ago. Since then they’ve been spotted hiking or rock climbing- but NOT at Hollywood or public events. This photo shows Jared enjoying St Tropez this weekend and odds are, Valery is there SOMEWHERE , lurking in the background…

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Girlfriend Jared Leto Model Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Secret Valery Kaufman
Tuesday, July 5, 2022
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BIG GIRLS NO LONGER HAVE TO CRY

Dita Von Teese knows how to make big girls look really pretty. And she’s doing them all a favor by offering a 30% discount on larger sizes on her website Ditavonteeselingerie.com to celebrate Independence Day! So if you are size 16 and up in briefs, or a 38D and up in bras, it’s YOUR time to shop!

Photo: Instagram

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Tuesday, July 5, 2022
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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This former Housewife is still thirsty for the spotlight and now that she’s off her popular show, she’s willing to say or do almost anything to retain her notoriety. She’s tried leaking a few health revelations to generate some buzz, but nothing seemed to make the headlines -so she’s hoping her latest doozy changes her publicity dry spell. She’s planning to come out as bisexual! While we aren’t sure if this is just a ploy or her actual sexuality, we do know she’s been hanging out with lesbians to give herself street cred.

Hollywood Whodunit
Monday, July 4, 2022
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MICHAEL JACKSON’S KIDS WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY

When Michael Jackson died 13 years ago, he was actually in debt – and had sold Neverland. When he signed up for his last concert tour before he died, they leased a house for him to live in. But some very smart estate executors have been handling what money he had, and now his estate is worth 2 billion dollars! That means his three kids, Prince, 25, Paris, 24, and Bigi, 20, and his mother Katherine, 92, are set for life. Prince is the smart one – he graduated with honors from Loyola Marymount University (the first Jackson to do so?) and co-founded a charity called Heal Los Angeles. Why Paris and Bigi passed on higher education is a mystery, but it didn’t do them any good. Paris is currently singing in concerts across the country- believing, no doubt, that she inherited musical talent from her late father Michael. Sensible Prince does not claim that Michael was his biological father, just his father.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA – Paris and Prince at The Tonys last month

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Monday, July 4, 2022
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ROBERT DE NIRO: NO MORE BIG SPENDERS!

Little did we know that Robert De Niro has had a low-key girlfriend for the past few years. The 78 year old actor had a tumultuous split from his wife Grace Hightower back in 2018. Afterward, he griped that he was forced to take every job offered to pay for his ex’s penchant for expensive clothes and diamond rings. (That explains some of those B movies he’s done) Back in 2015 he met Tiffany Chen when he filmed The Intern- she taught him Tai Chi on the set. Tiffany is an award winning martial arts instructor. Their friendship has quietly developed into a romance – she has been his constant companion of late. No nonsense Tiffany is quite the opposite of his ex Grace – no diamonds or designer labels…

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Sunday, July 3, 2022
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BIG SPENDERS BEN AND JEN PICK OUT A NEW ROLLS ROYCE

Lovebirds Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have not been spending their free time together lounging on island beaches – they spend it shopping for big-ticket items! For the past year, they’ve been househunting for a mega-mansion big enough for their blended families. They almost bought one in April for 55 million, but the deal fell through. Recently the couple perused the Aaron Spelling 165 million dollar mansion, but passed on that one. This weekend is different, however- they went shopping for a new Rolls Royce in Beverly Hills with Ben’s son Sam. Salespeople must jump out of their shoes when they see these big spenders coming…

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Ben Affleck Big Spender Jennifer Lopez Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Rolls Royce
Saturday, July 2, 2022
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FURTHER PROOF THAT BEARDS MAKE ATTRACTIVE MEN LOOK AWFUL

Would you look twice sat this man? Probably not. Why do attractive men grow grey beards that make them look older and less clean? We have been trying to solve this mystery for years with no success. Men spend time and money for equipment to maintain these unappealing beards , simply because they see other guys growing them. There is a whole generation of young women who are unaccustomed to seeing clean- shaven guys. In the future these men might look back and wince at what they used to think was appealing…
By the way, the dude above is Chris Pine (He looked better as Captain Kirk)

 

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Thursday, June 30, 2022
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