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Gay men across America (and quite a few women) are turning away from their online dating services and preparing to attend church this weekend – inspired by Miley Cyrus. Last Sunday Miley was photographed leaving church with her hunky new boyfriend Justin Gaston, 20, and he appears to be holding a bible. So THAT’S where the hot Abercrombie & Fitch models spend their free time! Justin, who also models underwear, has become quite friendly with Miley’s family and they all have something in common – they believe in dressing DOWN for church. Especially Billy Ray.
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Janet, why do you continue to promote these filthy Disney miscreants? Disney sucks and we don’t care.
BTW if this underwear boy has sex with Miley (which he will) it would be considered statutory rape.
Miley already had one abortion, does she need another?
This family is pure white trash. The underwear model is no doubt a fruit.
1. She is very young and as dumb as a bucket filled with wet sand, so one may excuse her violating the cardinal rule: a girl should never, ever date a man prettier than she is. She’ll learn.
2. Model-Boy is looking at the little trip to church as a photo-op. He’ll agonize for days over which of the resulting photos to add to his portfolio.
3. Billy Roy Bob is still in a state of shock after discovering that 40 extra pounds of back fat and a pair of C-cup man boobs have attached themselves to his body, hence, the over-shirt. He’s also put-out by the realization that he’s not the center of attention. Not by a long shot. But given that he’s known to swing Bi, and never one to pass up an opportunity, he’s already thinking about how to get into Model-Boy’s jeans without the girl with the f*ucked-up teeth finding out.
That family does act like trash.
LOL LOVE IT 🙂
Let’s all go to church!
They are not dressed appropriately for Church services.
Miley Cyrus and her friend look as if they are heading to the beach and Dad looks as if he should working under a car.
A button down shirt with a pair of plain khakis is good enough for Church without being overdressed.
I feel very sorry for her. She’s just a kid. She’s only 15! Do people not realize that? Slam her stupid, fame-whore, money-hoarding parents. Don’t slam Miley. She’s not the one pulling any strings or making major decisions. Her sorry, excuse for parents are calling the shots. She’s just acting up and making the kind of mistakes any other teenager would do except she’s famous and hounded by the paps. She falls, we laugh and point, not realizing that she’s so young with so much life ahead of her.
Sadly, she’s just another Lindsay Lohan in the making. Does anybody else find it odd that her “best friend” Mandy is 22-years-old!!!!!!! Why would her parents allow their 15-year-old to hang with a woman seven years older? That’s just weird. Her parents should take better care of her and shield her from the public eye and let her be a teen and do regular teen stuff. The paps aren’t her friends!
That’s how you dress to go to church? I’m not religious in any respect but I would never disrespect someone’s religion by looking that way.
They were probably driving by, figured it would be a great photo op, pulled over ran in and the boy stole the bible from the church on his way out. Hey, it’s a look and anything for press right?!
The real question is the boy sleeping with Miley or her drag queen dad? Never thought of that one did you?!
“suddenly last summer” mileys the bait!
Church? They look like shit.
Ol’ mush mouth and her big teefs is very ugly and her legit star time is almost up.
Yeehaw y’all, Church o’ the red neck Jeebus!
Any kid from age about 10 and up should know this trashy group are not properly dressed. So Miley is 15, so what…she knows this is nasty and disrespectful to come to church looking like thugs. I hope her star fades fast, and I hope more is written about her abortion in Mexico. Her singing voice sucks big time, and her deep speaking voice should irritate everyone who hears it. She makes 90% of the money for the family, and she is soooo stupid. There is more, but my B.P. is soaring when I think of this toothy, no-talent, virgin (haha) making it big when she should be flipping burgers.
Although most americans, like this SNOB, don’t require “BRAINS”, folks!!
mental brisks?
…………………DON’T ASK!!
Julie…i 100% agree with you. I believe that Miley is mismanaged by her father. It seems that all BillyRay cares about is her career and fame. Much more than her welfare. She should be better protected. It’s too late now though.
Jesus doesn’t care what clothes you wear to church! Society does. At least they go to church,very few entertainers go I am sure! Too busy worshiping the almighty dollar!