IVANA TRUMP WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS MARRIAGE, BUT ROSSANO WEARS THE BOOTS

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We predict that temptesuous Ivana Trump will rue the day she turned her wrath on Page Six! We heard that Page Six’s Richard Johnson has always enjoyed a friendly relationship with Donald Trump and his exwife Ivana. Richard was invited to Ivana’s wedding but at the last minute he was DISINVITED! Ivana was in a snit over a scoop on Page Six about the Palm Beach police being called to Ivana’s home for “domestic disturbance” a few days before the wedding. Apparently Ivana and her young fiancée Rossano Rubicondi were fighting over the prenup. Considering Ivana’s love of publicity, she’s certain to regret snubbing Richard Johnson.

29 thoughts on “IVANA TRUMP WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS MARRIAGE, BUT ROSSANO WEARS THE BOOTS

  1. Bisexual and/or after her money. Just calling ’em howz I seez ’em!

  2. Richard Johnson is a sleazy hack — remember his taking free gifts from Joe Francis and then trashing him in subsequent articles after his fraternizing was reported by other media and he had to apologize?

  3. ^^ Ivana may have been born on a Monday, but she wasn’t born LAST Monday…
    Don’t you think she knows what Rossano (who is absofuckinglutely penniless, by the way), is really after?
    Hence, the rock-solid, airtight pre-nup.
    She wanted to be married; he consented, but had no idea how ruthless she would be in protecting her assets.
    She has handled this whole thing brilliantly!
    By lettting ex-husband Donald play the bad cop (he and his sharks drafted the pre-nup), Ivana was able to steer clear of the gunfire. Except for the little dust-up mentioned by Janet, which resulted in a call to Palm Beach 911.
    But that passed, they’re married, and now she gets to have her boy-toy and eat him, too!
    And it puts to rest the perception (in Ivana’s mind, that the ambi-sexual proto-gigolo0 was only after her money.
    (He was — but he ain’t gettin’ it!)
    Rossano wanted to know that (at the very least) he’d come away from the marriage with a decent home, but Donald & Ivana played hardball. He’ll be left with the “assets” he brought into the marriage, and NOTHING more, which, in his case, means the clothes on his back.
    Oh, and just to add some spice to the mix, turns out that menopause has only made Ivana MORE sexually-charged, not less, so one hopes Rubicondi has grown accustomed to servicing her withered ladyparts — cause he’ll be doing it for a very long time if he aims to keep a roof over his head!

  4. Ivana: “You only want me for my money!”
    Rubi: “I am madly in love with you! I don’t care about your damn money!”
    Donald: “Fine. Then you’ll have no problem with signing your name here.”
    Uh-oh.

  5. Case in Point: Why the rush to get married anyway….why not just keep living the good life, dating, shacking, country clubbing, yachting, whatever. It’s not like she was knocked up or anything. Surely she knows everyone is saying that he is the definition of the word GIGILIO 🙂

  6. ^^
    Because — all apprearances to the contrary — Ivana is really, at heart, a very traditional girl. She believes that “shacking up” for the long-haul looks tacky.
    Besides, this ensures that Rubi can’t be snatched up by some other “woman of a certain age” with looser purse strings.
    She knows what people are saying about this relationship, and trust, she COULD NOT CARE LESS.
    Donald has ensured that the future inheritances of their children together are well-protected, and Ivana gets sex, companionship and someone to carry her (considerable) luggage.

  7. You know what Ivana needs ?
    Is a photographer to photographer her models. She does have a modeling agency? Right.
    I would have thought she had a place near Paris Landing Marina (near Paris, TN). Where there aren’t any younger ladies like there are in LA or NYC.
    It’d be a good place to see if the marriage is really based on love…
    Ivanka could fly in and stay the night while flying across the country like she does all the time. I’ll bet that gets old… Imagine, everytime shes returning to NYC from LA, she’s got another 3-5 hours more to travel, when she could hanging out with her mother.
    Nashville isn’t too far away, why not live in Nashville? Too many beautiful women…
    Besides, live a decent life away from the rat race. I can picture them living in a huge modern log cabin over looking the lake, which happens to be Tennessee River which flows into the Tombigbee River and into the Gulf of Mexico.
    A secret hideaway. Hank Williams Jr. and Kid Rock have a place there, too. I would imagine quite a few other stars live there but they live incognito – like a local, a regular guy if you will.
    Ivana could park her yacht right next to those Coast Guard Ships which are berthed there, for good security.
    I talked with the folks who run the marina and they say every once in a while one of those really nice yachts pulls into the harbor.
    They just gotta check the place out. Imagine, telling all your friends – well, we’re heading to Paris, chow!
    Or Ivanka could say, I gotta go to the UK. University of Kentucky at Murray… Dresden isn’t far from there either.
    Course, I wonder if they’d prefer just to say “We’re heading to “Possum Trot” (KY).

  8. Does Rossano know how to use an axe ?
    Ivana could watch him chop wood… No shirt on and all his muscles bulging out. She could really put him to work – probably have a honey do list a mile long.
    Then all there friends could fly in and stay at the lodge or at the state park lodge where there are some log cabins right next to the lake.. Quite popular.
    Does Ivana like to fish ?
    All women from Eastern Europe love to catch fish. I know there are sturgen in those waters if they like fresh caviar.

  9. Crappie fishing is pretty good too.
    If the Donald ever flew in, he’d have to just go out and buy up some land and build a World Class Golf Resort in the area.
    As, I don’t think the locals would be too fond of paying more than $35 bucks for 18 holes and includes the golf card as well.
    72 par
    6,612 yards
    73 rating
    128 slope
    Bermuda grass
    $34 green fees* on weekends
    $31 green fees* on weekdays
    $25 twilight fees*
    * includes golf cart where available

  10. On second thought, maybe she ought to check out Paducah, KY.
    Nice long and modern runway which will accommodate a 737.
    Plus it’s closer to Possum Trot.
    Imagine if they really had a house in such a place, nobody would believe them, lol.
    Well, if that’s the case I’m surprised the Donald doesn’t have a place near “Walnut Log”, Tennessee.
    My only concern is… Can Ivana learn to speak southern!
    Can she say “Hey yall” with a little country drawl.

  11. LOL that so many sources have Ivana’s birthyear listed as 1949 …
    I can at least confirm that Ivana still has SHOES that she bought in 1949!
    As for her real birthdate?
    I’m not telling because I value my life!
    🙂

  12. Is this the same dude she keeps locking out of the house when he is a ‘bad boy’? How the media think peoreple are interested in reading about Ivana is beyond me.

  13. Entertainment Tonight (6:30 pm C/T) covered the entire wedding. One clip was of the Donald standing by himself right before the wedding started, with his trademark pout. He was probably hoping she learned something about pre-nups and have good lawyers. Kinda funny, yet sad.

  14. Men marry women half their age all the time. I say go for it Ivana. As long as you’ve protected yourself with a pre-nup, and it appears she has, then have at it. He’ll want to keep her happy so she’ll give him his weekly allowance.

  15. This guy looks like he plays for the otehr team…not that that team is BAD, but I think Ivana’s spinning her wheels, and that this marriage won’t last!

  16. This is NOT a good pic of Ivana….from top to toe…not a good stance and her upper arm looks veiny, old, and flabby. Make a movie about them, called American multi-multi-millionaire and the Italian gigilo playboy.

  17. Ivana and Rossano have loads in common.
    For example, Ivana and Rossano’s mother graduated High School the very same year!
    Coinkydink? I think not. These two were made for other!

  18. Ivana claims to be 59, but there’s a photo of her on Wikipedia in which she looks more like 69 or 70—despite her facelifts.
    Even the above photo shows her to be older than 59. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s taking ten years off her age.

  19. I read where she bought herself a million dollar engagement ring to mark this fiasco.
    T-A-C-K-Y.
    Honey, when you have to buy it yourself, it doesn’t mean s*hit.

  20. I’m highly suspicious about this “wedding.”
    I think this whole thing is just a stunt for the new ABC reality series:
    “I Married The Oldest Pu$$y in North America.”

  21. When Ivana was age 23, RR was yet to get out of the womb. Hard to believe that her kids would approve. They probably don’t, but the iron-clad pre-nup makes this fiasco easier to swallow. She truly looks old and tired in this pic.

  22. i’m gonna get a life-size doll and dress him in stupid clothes too…

  23. Ivana is fast becoming (Yugoslavia’s?) answer to (Hungary’s) Gabor sisters…
    And she’s getting started, trust.
    Chances are good that by the time she reaches 70 (and she’s A LOT closer to that than one is led to believe), she will have workd her way through husbands number 4 and 5.
    Believe me, the last man Ivana’s gonna be married to hasn’t even been born yet!
    Already the clock is ticking loudly on this latest union.
    She bought Rubi on the cheap, so that’s an issue that’s going to continue to rankle him; that, and the fact that she’s only willing to fund his expenses at the rate of $20 to $40 dollars at a time (to say nothing about him having to draw her bathwater and massage her bunions every night), well, let’s just say Ivana shouldn’t throw away that sequined disaster she married him in, just yet.

  24. Companionship is great!
    If you can handle the other stuff why be concerned about what others say about you.

  25. WHAT THE HELL IS HE WEARING? THAT ALONE WOULD SCARE ME OFF!!!

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