The countdown has begun. ”Two and a Half Men” is resuming production Monday and Charlie Sheen is expected to show up for work Tuesday. But he’s on another bender and unraveling fast – his advisors are trying to stop him from buying multi-million dollar neighboring houses in Mulholland Estates for his two ex wives. Crack loving exwife Brooke Mueller has already moved back into his house along with a few porn stars. (The beginning of the “porn family?”) He went on an insane shopping spree and spent $900,000 on cars for pornstars along with a $160,000 Mercedes for Brooke. He packed up Brooke and the porn girls and left for the Bahamas (Brooke ditched him at some point.) He’s been calling radio shows from the Bahamas, badmouthing his producer Chuck Lorre, challenging him to a fight, and ranting and raving like a madman. But he INSISTS he will be back at work. We can hardly wait.
UPDATE: Apparently CBS executives finally got fed up with Charlie’s antics and cancelled the show for the season. Stay tuned for Charlie’s reaction!
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He’s finally crossed the line. Long time coming.
finally!!! now I am happy to hear something about this arrogant asshole:
CBS and Warner Bros. just announced that Charlie will have more time to spend with his porn star family. They are putting Two and a Half Men on pause indefinitely. In a statement to TMZ, CBS and WB said, “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”
How about PERMANENTLY????? Permanently sounds great to me!!
So that awful show is all-but-cancelled?
“Charlie Sheen, Humanitarian.” Who knew? 🙂
I think he must be experiencing a psychotic break, or whatever it’s called, as in losing touch with his sanity.
Before getting too excited about the CBS & WB decision to cancel the rest of the season for Two And A Half Men, think about an entire production crew who have just lost their income for the rest of the season too.
I don’t think Charlie boy is going to recover from his latest tirade against CBS. This guy needs a serious reality check. BIG time!!! He claims to not be an addict but would rather spend time with hookers travelling the world, rather than with his children, go figure. It will be interesting to see how Charlie comes out on the other side of this gong show. Clean and sober or dead. Personally these are the only 2 outcomes. Nobody is “Bulletproof”, not even Sheen.
Good point, Rick. Sucks for them, but they had a great run. Hopefully many were savers—and let’s face it, anyway you look at it, Hollywood salaries are far above the national average.
shows been cancelled for the season
True dat Monah, but still, they must be foaming at the mouth realizing that on top of it all, Charlie is in the Bahamas partying with porn stars again, basically giving them all the finger. When he comes down off this bender, I wouldn’t want to be him.
Look for great clothes and jewelry listed on ebay from the unemployed writers and their spouses.
Just read the transcript from Sheen’s interview where he refers to show producer Chuck Lorre as “Chaim Levine,” whom he also calls a “pussy punk”…
If one had to guess, reading THAT may have been the point that it was decided to pull the plug.
Where are the kids if his ex-wife, porn stars, and drugs are in the house. Isnt he set with the syndications on almost wvery channel?
He has released an open reaction letter. Step out of the way Mel and Oksana. Charlie is here:
What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.
Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen is the selfish, pussy punk.
Like Rick said. The crew, the cast.
He’s fucked over a lot of people.
There’s gonna be some legal directed at him for this.
Squuaaab!
LOL@ “Step out of the way Mel and Oksana” Indeed.
It should have been canceled a long time ago. The “boy” is just as huge (sized) as the two “men”, so the title is rediculous to begin with. It might have been relevant for a couple of years, but that’s it.
I appreciate Jon Cryer’s talents and feel bad that he had to play second (and unappreciated)fiddle, he’s far better than that and a good guy too for putting up with all that he has for all the years he has. I hope he gets his own show now where he gets some recognition for his talents and doesn’t have to battle for attention with a gutter pig whore. Thanks to dear adorable Charlie, I have never watched this show, but would have gladly watched a Jon Cryer show.
any day of the week………..
……….BUT NOT ON TUESDAY, folks!!
I love Jon Cryer, too, but have not watched the show for a couple of years because of Sheen. He’s either going to end up dead — or end up murdering his latest porn whore.
I’m glad CBS finally had the BALLS to can him.
I feel terrible for all of those who no longer have work, though, especially folks like electricians, prop men, grips, etc. Hopefully CBS can do right by them and find them new projects to work on, pronto.
Dead yet?
jon cryer??? BORING, never saw a damn thing he was in I liked…..
I’m wit you, Hedda. Jon Cryer is boring, unattractive and loaded with NO talent.
I wonder why Chaim chose to change his name?
Which network or owner of a network will be the first to slash salaries across the board for all the “talent” including news people who are making so much money they cant relate to average Americans. Who will say that $1 million a year tops is all that is going to happen and we wish you well if you can do better. Since they are all in it together it will take an outsider to begin the slash but Charlie, the Kardashians, and many many more should be worried, especially if they are like most BLACK pro athlete’s who havent put anything back for the future.
Charlie’s rant and spending is a sure sign of a manic/depressive.
So Charlie finally killed the goose that laid the golden crack egg. Let’s see how long the porn stars and hookers hang around once the money dries up. I look forward to the delightful stories of his well-deserved slide to the gutter.
Charlie in an ungrateful asshole. In this economy he should count himself lucky to have such a well paying job that he can throw money around like that. He’s not even a good actor, he just plays less obnoxious versions of himself. I hope he stays in the Bahamas and goes broke and no one lends him anything. Maybe when he has to go out and work a real job he will realize what he did. I feel sorry for his Dad, Martin is actually a very nice man.
They should simply replace Charlie. Why should Cryer lose his job? He didn’t do anything wrong.
I heard on the news this morning that he is negotiating with HBO for a show called “Charlie’s Corner” at $5 million an episode. If true, I don’t see any gutter sliding soon.
I also heard the tape of his rant against Lorre on the radio. He has clearly gone off the rails. I feel sorry for the folks who depend upon this dope (pun intended) for support including his children.
Yes it sucks for The production company and cast of Two and a Half Men
But Charlie is a shrewd player and gives not a rip about t.v. work. He is first and foremost a film actor. Television boosted his profile to superstar bad boy status{but it is hard work} and now that, that is done he can go back to making mega millions in film. He is currently finishing one film and set to do another. His stock is way up right now.
He is brilliantly playing the “bad celebrity” pop culture phenom laid down by Paris and Britney to the tune of multi million dollar empires. Charlie is calling the shots on his life.
And we love it. Don’t we!
Follow the money.
The same thing will happen with Lindsay Lohan. They will send her to jail for a week or two then she will get out and be rewarded with a million dollar interview on Oprah, a reality show, SNL stint, new film roles and product endorsements. There’s no punishment for celebrities, no matter what they do wrong it’s all rewarded. Is it any wonder that our society is going down the drain? How can you teach a child right from wrong when they constantly see wrong rewarded?
Interesting, but decades of various forms of heavy self-indulgence are catching up with him, both physically and mentally. I’m not so sure he can pull his act together anymore, let alone revive a movie career that will make studios money.
Charlie is much smarter than Lindsay.
OK just read that HBO is denying that it is speaking with old Charlie here about a series.
Whatever or WHOever told Charlie Sheen he can act? All he ever does is be himself? I’m not interested NOW and wasn’t THEN. He was always a second rate dud in my book with stupid movies that sounded like they were for teenagers. Maybe they were. It really surprised me because Martin was always very good in everything her played, and was convincing in his parts, and appealing as a person. Emilio never seemed to get a real chance. This coke whore grabbed up all the attention with his pitiful existance. I’m waiting for the “Anna Nicole Moment” which should be any second now. In any event, anybody that gives this total unthankful asshole “work” after this should be taken out back behind the woodshed and taught a good old fashioned “lesson.”
Just getting a over-hyped role on TV, over paid yaking for your drugged out drunken trap, among talented people.. and not really acting yourself is not star talent buddy.. I am sure all those people that had to suffer your rude and disruptive behavior for so long are very glad you can be easily shut down, even if they had to lose their jobs and contracts.
Reta, he did make a couple of good movies, like Platoon and Wall Street. But it seemed to go downhill from there. Hot Shots, Part Deux anyone?
Charlie is now saying that short of all the honchos connected with the show being replaced, he’s done with it.
Does anyone think reality TV is ready for Charlie’s Porn Family to follow Keeping Up With The Kartrashians?
TGIF – have a great one!
Backatcha, Rick—wherever you are! 🙂
I have no doubt that Charlie Sheen is manic depressive; he doesn’t realize what he is doing because of this illness. I hope people who love and want the best for him will stage an intervention. This is not something he can control without prescription drugs and possibly therapy. I feel for him.
Prolonged heavy substance abuse can cause mental illness, and that seems to be the case with him. He wasn’t always like this. He’s made an unapologetic second career trying to elevate self-destructive hedonism to an art form. I only feel for someone who actually cares about the damage they do.
Fortunately for his various families, the residuals from 2 1/2 men will insure that Charlie always has a substantial income because I believe he’s done. Stick a fork in him.
I believe that respected actor Martin Sheen and their family must be going through every heartache and headache in the last few months just having to try and rescue their son again. A few years ago The Sheen family participated in a highly publicized intervention and Charlie went into rehab and came out with high hopes and a brighter future. He was praised by the Hollywood community for his commitment to staying clean and sober. When you are blessed to EARN the kind of income that Charlie earns,if you do Not share your wealth through charities or other organizations in need,you are only fooling yourself if you think that you are going to continue to be blessed. You may have the money, but you can Not buy the peace and serenity that comes from helping others when you can afford to do so. If you are blessed and just throw your money out there, you are going to get back what you are throwing away, and do Not be surprised if you lose yourself in the process. Hanging around unsavory characters only help to tear down the good part of your reputation,and when they are No longer in sight,you are the one who have to pick up the pieces of your shallow life. If you are in denial that your life has gone haywire, while every body no longer recognize you as the person that they know and care about,then that is your first step to search attention of professional people and family members who are willing to help you get out of the fast lane and back on the right track of who you really are. PEACE!!!
Charlie doesn’t go on rants & vacations with porn stars when he has work to do. He’s the type that needs to keep busy. These little breaks to sober up are making him nutso. He needs work to keep him sane.
And the last time his dad, Martin Sheen intervened, he was almost dead. I think Charlie is just as fed up with his behavior only he can’t stop & doesn’t know how.
His handlers cannot stop him and now we all know what a man with money, unlimited access to sex & drugs looks like & sounds like . . .
It’s just a question of a full moon & death at the same time.
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Charlie needs an exorcism. There are sex demons, drug demons, booze demons inhabiting his very being. Do it now, all other things have failed with him….rehab, interventions, therapies. An exorcism is the only thing left, and yes, there are demons in this world, unseen beings.
The world will be no different without Charlie Sheen in it. Well, it may be a little bit better because the rest of us won’t have to hear about his running all around screwing anything that moves, drinking to excess, of course not even nessessary to bring up the drug abuse issues, add in his nasty disposition to others who have made him rich beyond rich. His children will not miss him as I’m sure they haven’t much time with him now, he’s most likely a virtual stranger. His money will pay for the rest of their lives in therapy, his gift to them upon his inevitible death. I myself won’t miss him at all. Let’s just hope he doesn’t plant any MORE kids before he goes. Enough is enough with him in ALL WAYS!
E-Gad just noticed his mouth. It’s like one of a really old man. And his nose looks like it is still growing. I never watched his show, 2 1/2 Men, except once and wondered HOW it is on the air.
After listening to his latest interviews it is clear he is manic.
Something under the spectrum coupled with the wrong self medication.
Not much time left at that speed.