It’s not our imagination – Jennifer Lopez is starting to dress like a matron. Is that what getting married and moving to Long Island does to a person? Wow – we remember when she was SO hot! Now she’s starting to resemble Sylvester Stallone’s mother, or one of those retired widows in West Palm Beach who’s still looking to hook up with some guy in the retirement village. Those big dresses can disguise a multitude of age-related figure flaws. Jenny from the block turned into Jenny from the active adult housing development.
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don’t like her never will she is a bossy b—-
She hasn’t been hot in years. With her current husbant, well…..her days are gone. To bad. She peaked as a Fly Girl. Now, just Jenny Who Used to Be Hot. So sad….
After she got married, it’s like she became a non-entity. Suddenly she sort of disappeared.
I think she is so hot. I love her style, yes even the dress shown above!
She looks like a banana split.
She looks like the night hostess at a waffle house in Georgia
some sites are reporting she is preggers with twins-might be why she’s dressed like a sack of ….
THE FACT THAT SHE EVER ‘MADE IT’ IS ONE OF GODS LITTLE MIRACLES..
AND SO IF IT’S OVER …AMEN!
Looks like Madame Tussaud’s museum is missing a wax dummy.
Say goodnight JLo.
For the life of me I never understood why the media jumped on this woman and forced her down our throats, literally. I’ve never cared about what she did, sang, acted in or was engaged to. Now she’s married, so what. Like prior post stated goodnight Jennifer.
And WHAT is with that stupid posed expression of hers? I am so sick of that.
she is a two bit onion breath ugly gal i do not see what hollywood sees in her.
I think we have established this woman cannot dress and has no style.
Her style highlight was appearing at an awards show nearly naked in Versace’s green chiffon mu mu.
I like the way she looks in this picture. She?s classy! Why does every celebrity have to wear tight clothes and “show” their figures? I think Jennifer Lopez has her own style (whether that was created by her or a stylist.)
good one Janet, that was hilarious!
how does someone look at themselves in a mirror in this outfit and say “yeah, I look good”? or even “ok”, this is horrible, I saw this pic a few days ago and thought why?
Now that she is married, she must dress like a respectable woman.
Posted by: Marc Skeletor
I agree with 9:44. I think her husband is now controlling her clothing.
PS Why on earth would anybody try to bring up the Stallones? Lame.
That squint-eyed “sultry” look is just her way of concealing wrinkles. She can’t sing or act so all she really has are her rapidly diminishing looks.
Marc Anthony is in charge of her closet and it shows! Plus they’re closet Scientologists!!
DING DING DING !! Ms. Lopez – Your 15 minutes are up ! She looks awful. The dopey, contrived expression, the ridiculous clothes, the tacky fedora, the marriage to the vampire, it’s over Johnny !
DING DING DING !! Ms. Lopez – Your 15 minutes are up ! She looks awful. The dopey, contrived expression, the ridiculous clothes, the tacky fedora, the marriage to the vampire, it’s over Johnny !
It’s not your imagination, Janet …
and your closing line was the wittiest thing I’ve read all week! Thanks for the belly laugh.
if she is a scientologist I will never listen to her or watch any of her movies again. and that goes for any other scientologist, I am through supporting people who belong in the L Ron Hubbard insane asylum, dont buy Helio, people pc or earthlink, sky Dayton is a scientologist. who only knows what subliminal crap they put in that gadgetry.
She is, 2:59. Google that shitz she’s BFF with Lea Remini from Kings of Queens who’s a gigantic Scientologist; then she and Marc hang with Tom & Katie and Will and Jada who themselves are S.’s.
And that big ol’ butt ain’t so cute when you’re pushing 40..
She is still remembering when Puffy was slamming that black sausage up her keister!
SHE’S A GREAT ACTRESS!!!
Her husband is Hispanic and comes from a culture where wives are supposed to be ladies, not hoochie-mama’s as the culture of P Diddy. J-Lo has cowtowed to her husband’s wishes and covered up.
KUDOS, JANET! KILLER HEADLINE!
Yo girlfren be lookin strait up pimpstress,,,she still rockin it and always will,,,so al u haterz best learn who the bomb is,,,believe
Oh hell yeah,,she look good. Ya’ll r jelous.