HUGH HEFNER AND HOLLY MADISON VISIT THE FERTILITY CLINIC

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Looks like Holly Madison of The Girls Next Door is getting her wish! To have a baby with her boyfriend Hugh Hefner, that is. Holly has been rhapsodizing about motherhood for the last two seasons on the show and she brings it up every chance she gets. Hef was against it at first, but eventually he started to weaken to the idea (keep in mind this would be his THIRD family) because Holly was so desperate to be a mother. Recently, Holly and Hef were seen in the waiting room of a Beverly Hills gynecologist who specializes in in vitro fertilization. Other couples trying to get pregnant were thrilled to see the Playboy mogul in person. We guess it won’t be long before Holly has an announcement.

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48 thoughts on “HUGH HEFNER AND HOLLY MADISON VISIT THE FERTILITY CLINIC

  1. Good for them.
    He used to be a genius.
    You only have to watch any episode of “Playboy After Dark”
    to compare the quality of then & now entertainment and to see
    how devoid the “new” Hollywood is of substance, intelligence or
    talent.

  2. The “H”‘s have it: Hef and Holly…be it known to you…you are headed for Hell. Yes indeed, “H” is the letter of the day.

  3. This for sure is true love. Of all the great love stories, historical, fiction, non-fiction, this for sure is without a doubt the greatest love match ever. Two of the most upstanding, well-respected people have found each other and will no doubt be together for now and eternity. FOR SURE.

  4. are you kidding me, this skank is a GOLD DIGGER. all she needs is that baby to make sure she is taken care of the rest of her life.
    TACKY TRAMP!

  5. BTW…Hef goes along with everything she wants not because he is vaginawhipped but because he is too old and senile to know he has had better.

  6. To Anonymous at 4:46 PM: I would think that Sesame Seed is being ultra-sarcastic of this misguided twosome. So, in that vein, I would like to add that they will indeed be together for eternity…(and Satan laughs).

  7. I can’t believe his two other families are allowing this. Yes this child would be her insurance policy, but his daughter, the one that actually runs the business, she will have alot to say about this and believe me when you do something for money you end up working for every last penny of it.

  8. The other families have nothing to say about it, nor does his company. Besides, Hugh Hefner’s estate is huge enough to take care of all of his families and hangers-on.

  9. Is anyone thinking of this child? Parents who aren’t married, an airhead for a mother, and a father who won’t live to see this child grow up (let alone play with him/her, go to his/her soccer games, attend PTA meetings, etc.), and a long list of mama’s boyfriends after Hefner is gone. What the heck kind of life does this child have to look forward to other than money in the bank? Does anybody ever think about the kid(s)?

  10. he’s as disgusting as bill maher. any woman having to do it with hef deserves all the dough she can get. he’s probably firing dust outta his love gun.

  11. That’s the whole point: no one is forcing this ho bag to do it with hef. She just saw a financial opportunity and mounted it. All hef is is a dollar sign to this trailor tramp he is clearly too advanced in age to know what’s going on. She is like a lot of those foreign nurses that convince the single old guy that they watch over and baby wipe that they are their true love and marry them and then the guy croaks in a year and they hit the jackpot. She’s no different. I wonder how many times she has had to change his diaper.

  12. His sperm is soo old it’s going to need to have swimming lessons to reach the biatch. (an old clash album)

  13. Every time I see Hef on TV with about 5 or 6 blonde whores by his side and they are barely dressed and barely wiggling to music, I get so tickled I pound the floor. BTW, they barely wiggle to the music ’cause they don’t want him to feel so old that he can’t keep up. Sad, yet hilarious. I can picture it now, and all my insides should benefit, as they say hearty laughter exercises them.

  14. Even though I detest everything HH stands for, there’s something about the guy that makes me like him. I think it’s his passion for life (although misdirected) to say the least.

  15. He and this creature are high rolling members of the most disgusting people alive.

  16. you’re all close minded haters. You are all jealous and alone and cant stand the thought that someone else has it better than your pathetic selves. This does not affect you in any way. Its Hef and Holly’s life not yours. I wish them all the luck and happiness with this. And you religous freaks are nothing but uptight f***s who need to get laid!!!!! (and by the way have a holly day!!!)

  17. you’re all close minded haters. You are all jealous and alone and cant stand the thought that someone else has it better than your pathetic selves. This does not affect you in any way. Its Hef and Holly’s life not yours. I wish them all the luck and happiness with this. And you religous freaks are nothing but uptight f***s who need to get laid!!!!! (and by the way have a holly day!!!)

  18. I’ve watched some of their “Girls Next Door” show and neither Holly nor Bridget seem to be airheads or whores; instead they seem quite likeable (Kendra, on the other hand, is a different story!).
    Incidentally, why does everyone always call the younger woman the whore? How do you know that HE wasnt the one who pursued her, using his fame and wealth to persuade her to give him a chance?

  19. Why do people have to judge? They don’t know the whole story. Holly and Bridget and on occasion Kendra are good people. Different isn’t bad. I think any child would be lucky to have Holly as a mom. And blessed twice more to have Bridget and Kendra around. Just cuz its not conventional doesn’t make it wrong.

  20. I love their show, “The Girls Next Door,” but Holly whining about how she wants to marry Hefner and has his babies is beyond sick. She is such a gold digger. He’s OLD!!! He could be her grandfather! It’s so creepy.

  21. she is a total gold digger, and she doesnt have it that great if she has to bang this old goat to get material things. I would rather work for my money anyday and save my kooch for studs worth banging. LOL. any way I hope he doesnt leave gray pubes in her. LOL

  22. I want to buy Hef and Holly’s petri dish and sell it on ebay. Maybe I can scrape a left-over whizzer of the old man’s and sell that, too. It can be called Holly’s folly.

  23. He let Sammy Davis Jr. give him a blow job in a hot tub back in the day, truth. He could easily be dead before that baby is even born, the whole thing is repulsive beyond words. How much time does he spend with his first two family of kids?

  24. “You are all jealous and alone and can’t stand the thought that someone has it better than your pathetic selves”
    I don’t know on what planet sucking an 80 year old geezer off is considered the good life. Certainly not on planet earth. But her greed obviously has no boundaries. Their relationship is vile to say the least. Avarice in purest form.

  25. Did you just fall off the boat with the rest of the puritans? What do you prefer during sex? Just lying there? If she wants to suck off an 80 year old guy so be it. Maybe thats a good life for her. You’re not sucking him or f***ing him. And why is she automatically a whore or gold digger? Next thing you know your going to be attacking her just cuz she blonde! Or saying that women should be ashamed of their bodies. She’s not hurting you or anybody else. Holly’s just living her life and she happens to have fallen in love with an 80 year old man. Has anyone ever stopped to think that she has given things up to be with him. Do you think its easy having to listen to insults and constantly be judged for just wanting to be happy? Instead of attacking her maybe you should swing that judgmental pendulum the other way.

  26. holly isn’t even a real blonde and in fact if you strip away everything that isn’t real includinge her personality u r left with a not so attractive girl.

  27. She wouldn’t look twice at that old wrinkled dick geezer if he wasn’t super filthy rich and owned the PlayBoy Mansion. Duh. He wouldn’t look twice at her if she wasn’t bleached and if she had not had a boob job. Duh. What’s so hard to understand about that. Oh, yeah, and speaking of HARD, he is a self-admitted user of Viagara. She’ll have to work to get that old geezer’s geiser flowing, so more power to her if this is the sad road she has chosen to follow.

  28. Hef doesn’t own the mansion any longer. From what I hear, it’s not that nice either. It’s pricey holmby hills, but it needs a serious makeover. Hef is merely the “gordens fisherman” that fronts the organization.

  29. When h
    Hef “kicks it”, the Mansion will probably be turned into a Graceland type attraction, possible rent it out to hold functions. Course a toxic mess cleanup team will have to come in first and clean up all the splooge.

  30. Their picture will go down in history in the Museum of stomach turning, revolting couples. Next to Anna Nicole kissing J.Howard Marshall.

  31. “She just happens to have fallen in love with an 80 year old man” Oh brother! Who do you think believes that stupidity? NO ONE! There’s nothing wrong with women being proud of their bodies. But I have more respect for a woman who sleeps with a man she doesn’t know well because she’s full of desire for him, than these tarts who sell themselves to grossness for money.

  32. You can’t hide your lyin’ eyes
    And your smile is a thin disguise
    I thought by now you’d realize
    There ain’t no way to hide your lyin’ eyes

  33. So its unanimous, she is a tacky gold digging ho, she would have been better off sleeping with his oldest daughter. No one ever said she was smart though. Tough tittie holly.

  34. Have you seen Holly without makeup.? Ick! And BEFORE her plastic surgeries? Even ickier. She’s really ugly…couldn’t Hef do a LITTLE better???

  35. He keeps Viagara in business. Holly, you are the dumbest of the dumb…I won’t say another word for you…deep down you know what you are. This situation will have an unhappy ending; it is too abnormal not to.

  36. If there are any women that were ashamed of their bodies it was those three. That’s why they allowed themselves to be butchered and now carry around these heavy vulgar,un-natural implants. They were too ashamed of their natural bodies. Obviously they needed implants to feel sexy and good about themselves cause they have nothing more to offer. Who are the pathetic ones?

  37. 1:11 sounds like one of the other two posted it. Not dim-witted Kendra but the other one, whatever her name is. I’ve heard Hefner use “Puritan” when describing people that don’t agree with his heathen lifestyle. Obviously they heard him and now use it too. Hefner makes reference to the “Puritans” cause he probably knew them personally and was on the boat with them when they first came here.

  38. Holly is lucky hef’s eyesight isn’t what it used to be or else she would have never been allowed to even set food at that mansion the girl is downright creepy looking. She has weird gums and lips and that’s just the ones below the waist. 🙂
    Its so funny how in one episode she was so jealous of hefs older ex and even the old ex was still hotter than holly and she had like 30+ years on holly.

  39. Holly is lucky hef’s eyesight isn’t what it used to be or else she would have never been allowed to even set food at that mansion the girl is downright creepy looking. She has weird gums and lips and that’s just the ones below the waist. 🙂
    Its so funny how in one episode she was so jealous of hefs older ex and even the old ex was still hotter than holly and she had like 30+ years on holly.

  40. Fathering a child when you have one foot in the grave is WRONG WRONG WRONG.

  41. Good for Holly. I think she totally deserves it. She’s wanted a baby from day 1.
    Congrats if it’s true!!!

  42. The whole situation is pathetic; Hef refusing to age gracefully, having group sex with these 3 superficial, artificial, opportunistic airheads. GET A REAL JOB, you 3 and learn to support yourselves instead of incessant golddigging in the name of, what, l-u-u-u-v? GIMME A BREAK! What does his daughter think of you? You 3 need serious therapy!

  43. I must say it is funny to see so many people defend so passionately their point of views on the lives of others. At the end of the day their views do not count for Holly and Hef but make us laugh to those who read this. Thanks!! Haha

  44. I agree with “got hollys back”. I think she genuinely loves him. My husband is 25 years my senior and I’m in my 20’s. Now he by now means has Hef’s bank acount but you should have heard the things people said about me. Honestly I got sick of all the games guys my age play. But I bet all you assholes never thought about that!

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