Chris Martin bought that house in Brentwood across the street from his estranged wife Gwyneth Paltrow just in time. He already hosted her birthday party at his home this week and on Thursday he just has to walk across the street to shake hands with President Obama. Gwyneth is hosting Obama for a Democratic fundraiser at her house on that day, (Guests donate from $1000 to $32,400 to attend.) The traffic on the West side will be horrendous as it always is with a presidential visit, but Chris will have no problem with transportation.

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  1. If a Republican President was doing the amount of travelling, golfing and fund raising as Obama is with all that it is going on now in the world at within the U.S., the media along with Janet would be calling for his impeachment. Obama is a disgrace and the socialist Democrats that have helped sell out the United States and undermined our freedom will pay for their sins soon.

  2. Obama and this nasty b*tch are perfect for each other!!!!!! They are both vain, self-important, ego-centric and elitist snobs.

    I hope they both enjoy standing side by side staring in the mirror at themselves. And then the mirror cracked…

  3. Can’t stand this traffic-cone colored, stringy-haired stick figure. Still wondering what she had to do to whom in order to be labeled “Most Beautiful.” What a joke!

  4. She does not need any more surgery on her face, but the titties need some kind of help.

    I can’t stand this unattractive self-centered bitch and her goofy looking ex. (that is if in fact he is her ex…..they are both NUTS).

  5. She’s gorgeous.
    What’s up with living across the street from the ex? A little bit on the creepy side.

    And, the economy’s never been better since dubya’s masters staged the big blowup. Stock market returns at 23%.

  6. Just saw her in Vanity Fair. All the brains of technology, business, media, and she’s got a mini-dress to show off her legs. Guess no brains there.

  7. I saw that Vanity Fair photo too. She looks like a hooker in the middle of all the geeks.

  8. What’s going on with that left boob…? It kinda took on a life of its own. Maybe tryng to run away?

  9. Birds of a feather flock together. She wants a sugar daddy dictator for president. Miss Loser Pretentious should go live in North Nam and feel the love of a dictator.

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