Guy Ritchie’s romance with 28 year old model Jacqui Ainsley is progressing nicely. They’ve been dating since April and she gets along great with his sons David, 4, and Rocco, 10. Jacqui didn’t mind playing step-mom on a recent date night – she carried David and he sat on her lap at dinner. London papers predict these photos will rub Madonna the wrong way but we doubt it, considering her relationship with Jesus Luz.
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Of course he loves her. She’s soft, warm with a beating heart, and her veins don’t poke him when she carries him. Also she doesn’t have Madonna’s crypt-keeper looks so that really helps.
Yeah, when your mom is Satan, you warm to just about anything with a soul, a pulse… and does not smell of sulphur.
Madonna and her ex-lovers were last relevant in 1984.
“SEEM”……….is FAGGOT-BEHAVIOUR, folks!!
Of course it will rub Madonna the wrong way; Jesus has never been relevant to her. The little boy really seems to love the girlfriend; whereas when the boy is with his “mother” he looks very unhappy.
“Jesus has never been relevant to her…”
Bettye Bluejay, you made a funny!
Rocco looks like one happy liitle boy now.
The she-devil must be pretty unhappy about this and will no doubt consult her Kabbalah wise men as to how to deter this budding romance. Jacqui should run; anything and everything ever associated with Madge is dangerous. And Guy will never know if anyone is interested in him or his money (does he have a lot, btw?).
PS: I hope Guy went through a a total body sterilization process, after getting away from the crazy devil witch. Ooooo, I can just see the germs and bacteria running for their lives. Also, his mind needs de-programming, as I think I read she forced him to go into Kabbalah meetings against his will. Reports are that Kabbalah caused several fights between them.
Indy, I agree with you RE Mad Madge, and Kabbalah. I don’t think you need worry about Ritchie though. Americans tend to get sucked into cults like Kababbalah, Scientology, etc., but the British are much more cynical and indifferent. If Guy seemed to be into the Kabbalah, he was probably just putting in on to please the Evil One. He may even appear to still be towing the line. But don’t buy it – he knows it is Bull, and will make sure his kids know it when the time is right.
David Richie is so cute!
You know he feels like he’s died and gone to heaven after being around that mad woman.
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