GEORGE CLOONEY TENDS TO REPEAT HIMSELF

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We’re astonished by how much George Clooney’s current girlfriend Sarah Larson resembles his exgirlfriend Celine Balitran. And coincidentally, both were waitresses. He met his longtime love Celine in Paris and they lived together for almost 3 years until 1999. He warned her that he wasn’t interested in marriage and eventually she believed him. When they split he gave her a house and cash to pay a visa lawyer. Since George seems to repeat himself, we wonder if his romance with Sarah end up the same way. George says he’s a better EXboyfriend than he is boyfriend.

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  1. Clooney would be foolish to settle down with Larsen the former Vegas bar girl. She is contractually bound until 2009 to provide “arm candy” support. After that who knows? Clooney could have any woman in the woorld. He is my hero.

  2. Start the clock. Larson recently moved into his hollywood hills home.

  3. George, dump her and say GOODBYE!!
    Because this is a “thrill” and “sensation-seeker”.
    In her eyes eveybody is WONDERFUL………..and AMAZING too, you know!!
    Everybody MUST like her!!

  4. Bob’s beard is usually pretty similar to Ricky’s beard, toots. Reality check much?

  5. Shes a beard…bought and pd for. George has a longtime secret boyfriend !

  6. George is as queer as a 3 dollar bill. As was stated by cdblonde, these women are just “beards” or fronts to protect his homosexuality.
    Another rumor site hints that George is getting tired of hiding in the closet and just might come out.

  7. Ted Casablanca is hinting that George is gay? I know that this has been rumoured before. Janet is this true?

  8. G is so gay I can’t even stand it. And he ain’t aging that well, although frankly, I never got why people got all hot and bothered over him.

  9. I think the new girl looks more like Donald Trump’s wife than his old girlfriend.

  10. If Sarah is smart she’ll get pregnant as soon as possible and have a meal ticket for the next 18 years.

  11. I know he will be glad to retire to his boyfriend to his retreat in Italy with all his money.. and if it wasn’t for viagra he couldn’t fool a bunch of the women most of the time.. Poor Renee Z.

  12. Note to readers: I don’t believe George is gay. There is absolutely no proof or even a suggestion that he is, and some legitimate info would have surfaced by now. Why people assume he’s gay is a mystery to me.

  13. I think it was clear watching them at the Oscars why she’s lasted this long.
    She doesn’t challenge him.
    She has the vacant yet doting gaze down to perfection!!!!!
    P.S. Thanks, Janet, for adding that about the gay issue.

  14. Sorry gang, I met him once and he most definitely is not gay. I also was pretty cool with a relative, well as cool as a clerk in a shop could be with a customer,(she was surprised someone as young as I knew who Rosemary Clooney was) and that is how I met him. Trust me had I been unattached, he’d be my baby’s daddy right now. So the gay rumors are just that rumors.

  15. I met George in New York for my work a couple of years ago. He was gorgeous, funny, smart, and nice. However, there was not a solitary ‘straight guy’ vibe coming off the man. I was shocked as, watching him in the movies, he really turns a woman on. In person, however, he totally comes across as playing for the other team! (By the way, his girlfriend looks like his daughter, in a creepy way.)

  16. Doesn’t he care that all his friends, family & business associates can see pics of his “girlfriend” on mavrixphotos.com
    happily wearing the shortest skirt possible so that you can see she’s not wearing panties?
    She also seems to enjoy licking the other ladies thighs, butts, etc. This was done for the gambling group N9NE. She’s even got some videos. In Europe they’ve got some of the “commando” photos sans “stars”. More info on her on MonsterFresh.com (from Patchouili to Prada.
    How can he face his parents?
    Why is he always into the skanky types?

  17. pssssst – HE’S GAY, idiots! Why must Americans be so slow and so daft? It’s just not possible.

  18. Well anonymous, he does have that wall that he puts up when he’s around strangers, maybe that is what you were picking up on. Most celebrities/ people in the spotlight have that wall as well. They try to project a persona you expect then to have when you meet them. He was what you expected, right. It was a mutual instant attraction when I met him, so I never got the persona.
    I guess a better word would be fakeness, than wall, I’ve come across many a celebrity and they give off that vibe, especially guys.

  19. ^^ You are funny, TOTC:
    Are we expected to believe that only the fact that you weren’t “unattached” kept you from hooking up with George?
    Please. You sound delusional.
    Being nice to a shopgirl in no way qualifies as proof of heterosexual orientation; nor does it prove that the attraction you felt for GC was in any way “mutual.”
    Are you still clerking at Thrifty Drug, by the way?

  20. Sorry, no, there was no wall when we met. I saw it go up with others though, so I know what you mean about a wall. Congrats on your mutual attraction. I suppose you and Vin Diesel also got hot for each other. And you and Rock Hudson probably would have been just sizzling!

  21. He’s gay. “nuff” said. They know what their in for but want the publicity. When they get tired of the crap, he buys them out.

  22. Sarah has cat eyes and looks part Japanese. She had on a mousy dress on the Red Carpet and has a mousy personality, and not that great looking. George always tries to be funny and always has a one-liner ready. He tries too hard to be funny; it gets irritating. I think he swings either way. And, he is not aging gracefully.

  23. The burning question is what does Sarah hope to get out of this relationship. She apparently will stick around until Georgie kisses her good-bye with a wad of cash. Then he can buy another pot-belly pig and come out of the closet. Then all parties involved will be happy.

  24. And, I might add that I’ve heard pot-belly pigs are very intelligent. Maybe George can get several fags in the sack with him and the pig. Piggie will no doubt be able to sniff each one and let G know who he approves as his life partner. Oh what a picture. Rim-shot

  25. For as gorgeous and rich as this man is, why does he go for the hired help? Or rather, why do gorgeous men with lots of money settle for the less than stunning women they marry, e.g. Rob Lowe married a make-up woman, Ewan McGregor married a production designer, definately this is the hired help. Are they so insecure about their looks that they need to have less than attractive women around them to make them look good?
    George needs a really fabulous looking lady who is his social and A list equal, not some drinks server from Vegas.

  26. George always has Krista waiting in the wings. Krista waits for him every time and he comes running back to her every time!

  27. Oh, grow up, George. You have left the sexy and are teetering on geezer. Hang with a girl who’s at least 10 years older than this one and you might recover some dignity. When you hear people on TV calling someone the “new” George Clooney (Patrick Dempsey), you know it’s time to get a new schtick.

  28. How astounding he actually found an oriental escort in Vegas…I wonder if she was the prettier among them? GC probably is gay…and she must have been promised one hell of a pay off to put herself thru this ( as someone from MonsterFresh pointed out) she has nothing left to pander because she has fully humiliated herself in leagues most would have passed up…but not her…makes you wonder why she would agree to put herself thru this…I do not feel sorry for the overboardwhore, she chose to put herself in this position, and as also mention his PR person should be fired…she is to guttertrash to be seen with GC.

  29. I think the man is gorgeous. I think he’s smart and a good businessman. I think he’s a good actor. I do NOT think he’s gay. I just don’t pick up the vibe at all. Sometimes I think it’s jealousy that makes people say that about him since he so obviously is the whole package. I’ve never met him in person, so I can’t say for sure, but I really don’t think he is gay. I agree that Sara L. looks like a younger Melania Trump.And that Oscar dress was really hideous. Bad bad choice. And really, Why would you want to date someone who ate a scorpion on TV ? That I don’t understand

  30. I think the man is gorgeous. I think he’s smart and a good businessman. I think he’s a good actor. I do NOT think he’s gay. I just don’t pick up the vibe at all. Sometimes I think it’s jealousy that makes people say that about him since he so obviously is the whole package. I’ve never met him in person, so I can’t say for sure, but I really don’t think he is gay. I agree that Sara L. looks like a younger Melania Trump.And that Oscar dress was really hideous. Bad bad choice. And really, Why would you want to date someone who ate a scorpion on TV ? That I don’t understand

  31. G has wooed and screwed more broads than I can count on fingers and toes. I think it is a total cover-up for his total GAYNESS. One day he will be outed, but it won’t be his choice. Stay tuned.

  32. Maybe he dates her because she the sex isn’t to dissimilar? Shape of a young boy? I wonder if she cares…probably not it’s paid by the hour no matter what huh?

  33. George and Richard dined together at the Ivy with two friends, one was a trannie. Not to say that means anything.

  34. I think Celine Balitran had much more class than Sarah Larson and was, without doubt, more beautiful !

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