Gentleman George Clooney,52, has become highly predictable so we’re not surprised to hear that he and Stacy Keibler,33, have split up. The confirmed bachelor is a creature of habit – he’s attracted to slim blondes, decades younger than himself, and less successful than he is. He sweeps them off their feet and they always remain hopeful that they will be THE ONE who inspires George to get married. But two years later, like clockwork, the relationship is over. George is fine with the implication that the girlfriend left HIM because she wanted marriage and children. It makes the split smoother. He is also extremely generous with parting gifts (houses sometimes) so there are no hard feelings. We wonder what George gave Stacy as a goodbye gift.
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She has the most perfect figure, toned and feminine with a womanly waist unlike Eva longoria and jennifer garner.
Tick Tock, times up Keibler.
He’s attracted to slim blondes with penises
Where are their top lips? Would he really know what to do with her body? Her body is gorgeous.
Hello, I agree.
I have noticed these two have no top lips when they smile/grin like this. Heidi Klum and Vanessa Hudgens are two more whose top lip disappears. Hello, I think I will like you forever, because hardly anyone else has ever commented on the lip factor.
Stacy is well rid of him, he’s totally nuts and also gay (if rumors are to be believed). She will come out w/ a house and a large sum of money.
What a total shock…NOT.
George is either very smart or very gay or very insane, can’t decide which. We all know his ex’s expect to receive major perks for the time they endured him. George is truly a one-of-a-kind.
George needs to find a woman older than him – so she wouldn’t be expecting to get married and pregnant. George likes very glamourous women on his arm – to get more attention from the media. His relationships are set up beforehand – so the women know it’s only temporary.
George loves to have beautiful young women on his arm. But he’s such an intelligent man, I think he’s bored a lot (most) of the time. I’ve had gorgeous but vacuous boyfriends. I couldn’t wait to get away from them.
George is truly boring – its time he grew up and behaved like a real man – just sayin’ –
There are so many beards in life and at least Georgie Porgie gives them great parting gifts. Nothing wrong with bearding for bucks! Easier than gold digging.
Bullsh*t Janet
3 out 14 he dated were blonde…
I wish U googled or thought about what U post. He likes young attractive women by his side.. at least wording it that way wouldn’t make Ur statements appear to be random talk that any half wit could spew.
George is gay? Has he disclosed that? Not nice to bare false witness against thy neighbor and spread ungrounded, ugly gossip against a child of God.
Maybe one of our good posters here missed that day in Sunday School Class.
………….it’s like buying a new car.(with air conditioning)
First off, folks, he can’t get any of the girlfriends pregnant because he had himself fixed years ago. Second, let him live his life the way he wants. Who is he hurting? Finally, Kiebler knew exactly what she was getting into. I predict there will be a new waitress or C-list celeb in his bed w/in six months, max. Hope she gets a gorgeous house out of all of this!
so the contract is over? Next beard pls….
@Nadiamit – George is a confused bi-sexual, preferring men over women though. But u can keep dreaming….
George is very smart and very rich…why would he marry them when he just trades in on the next model. Gets him much variety and much publicity.
Casey, you will notice others also share the same sentiments regarding George being gay. If you want to pick, pick on all of us. Thanks
The contract is up?
I think it’s pretty obvious that something is wrong with him. I’ve never been able to pin point exactly what it is, but his whole lifestyle and behavior isn’t normal for a real red blooded American man. I have an impression of arrested development, along with narcissism and grandiose tendencies. Just my opinion.
I think most men would say that there is nothing wrong and they are very envious of him.
Just remember —for every good looking woman that ‘s out there— she drove somebody else firching crazy before you ‘found’ her.
Although his habit of dropping them –almost on a time clock— is a tad troubling. But—- when he’s used her up…. She’s used up ,!
Ive always heard rumors that George Looney is gay, but have never seen any pictures of him in a gay bar or in a compromising position with a man. Maybe he is just extra careful not to be seen?
Many fish in the sea for George.
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i didn’t dream about him on roseanne and i still don’t dream about him today. if he is into dudes i would not be surprised or really care. U sayin he is our day and age rock hudson? he did a few good films but i have never really found him as awesome as he finds himself.