Longtime gossip lovers will remember the 1990s scandal when Donald Trump’s then wife, Marla Maples, had her shoes and underwear pilfered, and Trump’s publicist Chuck Jones was convicted of being the culprit. You can only imagine how Donald’s current wife Melania felt when some of her personal things suddenly started to disappear. According to my source, it wasn’t underwear and shoes this time – it was beauty products. From $500 skin serums from a Beverly Hills doctor, to gold leaf eye patches to reduce puffiness, Melania couldn’t figure out how her things were disappearing in her security heavy home. This time, however, it was an inside job and Donald fessed up to being the bandit! Donald is now terrified of looking old since he’s running against a decades younger candidate for President, so he is trying every beauty trick in the book to find the fountain of youth – THAT’S the reason he helped himself to Melania’s stash.
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