Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
This is how Dita Von Teese looks when she goes shopping at Fred Segal and Vivienne Westwood on Melrose Ave. Perfection. We have never seen her in the same outfit twice, but she’s not as high maintenance as you might think – Dita says she does her OWN hair and makeup every day! The only thing missing from this picture is an appropriate car – Dita should drive a vintage Cadillac Coupe de Ville or a Lincoln Continental.
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…….nobody wants her anymore.
She looks much better dressed than undressed.
Of course the two jerkwad morons spoke first…
Dita looks ravishing and if ANY woman could make me go lesbian, I think it might be this perfect creature.
THIS is perfection for sure. I recently saw her on Chelsea Handler’s show Chelsea Lately, and she was sparkling, witty, and charming. I had never heard her speaking before and she held her own with Chelsea, and appeared on the show looking hot and perfect, or course.
She’s definitely a throwback to old Hollywood Glamour which was a sparkling time when “Stars” never went out in public unless they were completely ON and looking camera-ready. I’m too young to have lived in this time, but I’ve seen it in film rolls, and it looked like an interesting time. I’m not surprised Dita chose this period in history to blend into, so to speak. It’s very entertaining for us mortals. Thanks Dita!!! Big fan!!!
Pure Glamour, not overdone, perfect taste, and always flawless. I had an antique clothing store for years, and I dressed exclusivly in retro fashion. I could only dream of looking like this. She is impeccable.
Ask a man: face paint is too thick she is high maintanance aka high class hooker.
Beauty and elegance.
But what does she actually DO (other than her hourly papping)?
No shade, just wondering.
Her schtick is impeccable, but one can see how it would also be EXHAUSTING to keep up.
Oh, and agree completely about the car:
Her 2001 Pontiac Aztek is Not. Cutting. It.
Love that dress. Seeing pictures of her always makes me feel like a schlub.
high class prostitute.
She is always gorgeous.
I love the way the purse matches the embelishment on the shoes. She always looks like a million bucks!
She is stuck in a time warp and nothing more than a stripper, are we supposed to admire her because she is always overly made up and over dressed? That doesn’t do it for me, sorry.
She is beautiful and gets even more beautiful every time I see her. Color definately suits her!
JC must have a very small # of viewers
I wish more young women had her fashion sense.
HollywoodBabe, that’s an interesting comment.
Can you hook me up?
She is my hero, I worship her.
Simply divine.
“Stuck in a time warp?”
You are joking… right?
I am not into her schtick.
back in the day, women did dress up with the gloves and hats DVT attires but women also worked in factories and on the farm too.
and let me tell you gals could not rock a corset and dainty gloves when they were ploughing fields and planting corn.
dvt is doing this fantasy thing (female drag queen?) but it’s not my fantasy.
i watched her signature champagne dance on utube and i thought it was goofy as hell- total let down.
No I’m not joking at all, she looks like Joan Crawford and utterly absurd walking around in CA where casual hair, makeup and clothing is king
Hi Dita xxx (Janet says she reads the site).
As usual you look great.
To hear you do your own hair and makeup, I’m not surprised. I don’t know if you have children, but I bet if you had a daughter she would just be in awe of your makeup, although you would have to keep her out of it when she is young and enquisitive (speaking from experience here).
Great photo Janet.
Ugh, I get exhausted just looking at her….yeah she does look nice most of the time…but give me relaxed natural beauty and ease any day! sooo uptight and god forbid there might be some wind or a spot of rain… she needs to relax …tooo much work!
Fashion? Remember she was servicing Marilyn Manson for very long…..its just a game to stay relevant.
strom, again, you show your colossal ignorance! She was MARRIED to the rocker, and her signature look came before he was in her life. This has ALWAYS been her “sctick” as someone said.
I’d never tell anyone that beautiful, that puts effort into their looks before going out, not to, altho I’ll bet she DOES go out in paleface time after time and in casual clothes, heading for the beach maybe. She’d STILL be awesomely beautiful.
Now YOU on the other hand, go find a manhole cover and lift the lid up and climb in, and take your tiny brain and penis with you.