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Check out the body language of these three glamorous women in the choice seats in the front row of the Roland Mouret fashion show in Paris. It’s Dita Von Teese, Claudia Shiffer and Victoria Beckham. There’s definitely an air of competition here. The two shorter ones are straining to reach their maximum height. Claudia the model is modestly slumping so she won’t look too gigantic. Posh has assumed a model pose to out- maneuver the others. Who’s the hottest?
Claudia Schiffer Fashion Victoria Beckham
Three trashy wh&*%s.
I know it’s none of my bees-wax, but I could never understand what David Beckham saw in Posh….her face is not pretty and if she has any chest, it was purchased. Who would want to date Dita, a slut that was married to Satanic Marilyn Manson. Unless you are at least 6’5″, who would want to date the tall Claudia, especially after she has dated sex-perv, David Copperfield. I’LL TAKE THREE PASSES ON THREE HAS-BEEN HOS.
claudia, time to hang up the hose, honey
Barry-Have you heard David talk? He sounds like a tween girl. She is literally his voice, AND she’s the brains of the outfit.
OMG! Is Posh even human? But hey, her husband
Soccer Spice seems to like that.
Dita is my ultimate dream goddess (next to Kat Von D.), but she doesn’t look particularly good there (weird hair-do, bad dress), so I’d have to say Claudia Schiffer.
DIta is famous for nothing. Claudia Shiffer, I’m told, has that unbelievable’it’ appeal you always here about where, when you meet her in person, you go, “zounds!”. And Posh looks way too wound up and polished and put together. If I were a man, I’d like Claudia. And she’s the only one who looks like she’d loosen up enough to really enjoy sex!
Don’t find any of them appealing, not in the slightest
Claudia is sexy, Posh is a poser and Dita lives in the past.
Claudia is beautiful, Posh is a poser/beard for her husband, who is Tom Cruise’s boy toy!
As for Dita….Why did she date Marilyn Manson? That’s like going to bed with a monster!!!
………………………….KIM KARDASHIAN!!
The little dog from the Taco Bell commercial!
The dog show’s back in town
these broads take the women’s movement back to the 1940’s.
Dita.
I’ll pass on those three. My choice Dana Delaney.
Posh! She’s fun, a fine lady, great mother, well educated, talented, but alas, very much in love with her husband.
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Claudia would get my vote of those three.
I thought they were mannequins! Seriously, none of them look good.
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Dita – looks like a vampire.
Claudia – too tall Jones.
Posh – double yuck.
POSH IS THE RUNT AND THE OTHER TWO ARE WORLDS APART BUT BEAUTIFUL….
dita is prety but this is not a good picture. posh is just gross although she was once a pretty girl. claudia no