U-2

HEY BONO, DON’T UNDERESTIMATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

We can’t conceal our delight at hearing the list of Billboard’s top money makers in the music industry. First of all, HALF of the big earners are FEMALE, and it’s about time! Taylor Swift – only 22 – was the number ONE money maker – she pulled in 37.5 million dollars through touring, album sales and publishing royalties, and she topped U2 and all the rappers and hip hop performers! Other females in the top 10 are Lady Gaga, Sade, Celine Dion, and Adele. Taylor’s romantic disappointments seem to inspire her hit songs. She’s got beauty, brains, good manners, and plenty of money – maybe that’s why it’s not so easy for Taylor to find love…

U2’S THE EDGE IS NOT THE ENVIRONMENTALIST HE CLAIMS TO BE

U2 guitarist the Edge is the most hated man in Santa Monica, California, these days. He plans to build FIVE multilevel mansions on precious undeveloped coastal habitat land in the Santa Monica mountains, overlooking Malibu. Experts and neighbors are concerned about the visual and biological impact because the homes will break up a large block of treasured and nearly pristine wild life. The Santa Monica Mountains Conservancy board objected loudly UNTIL Edge changed their mind. How? He donated a million dollars to the conservancy and now they don’t object. The really nauseating part is that the Edge insists his houses will be “environmentally sensitive.” That is supposed to make everything all right.

BONO’S EUPHORIC AND COLIN FARRELL HAS A NEW GIRL

Bono could barely contain his joy in the warm sun as he walked out of the Chateau Marmont hotel and headed for his sold out concert at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena on Sunday. Colin Farrell turned up with yet another pretty girl on his arm (just as we think he’s getting serious about someone, he moves on.) In fact, he changes girlfriends WAY more often than he changes his shoes! Despite the fact that hundreds of unhappy people found out they had counterfeit tickets for the U-2 concert (many were purchased on Craig’s List,) there were no riots.